Archive - Dec 20, 2005
David Hasselhoff: A Tribute To The Man, The Pimp, & The Man Whore
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
I don't care how old this guy looks b/c I know for a fact that this guy has slept with more hotties than Wilt Chamberlain (didn't he sleep w/ like 400 women or something?). He is an undeniable hero in the eyes of....well...guys who wish they could get an infinite amount of ass. It's sad, but it's reality, baby.
Overrated Kirsten Dunst Covering All The Wrong Body Parts
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Someone please tell me what's so special about this chick. Come on, Kirsten fans.... The only things remotely hot about about Kirsten Dunst (to me) are her initials, K.D. They remind me of the super hot K.D. Aubert. Have mercy.
Well, wipe away those scandalous thoughts about fooling around w/ K.D. Aubert b/c here come a few pics of Kristen Dunst wearing her best witch costume.
Church Of Scientology Is On Crack; Opens Wacko Museum
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Tom & Katie were no where to be found!
Along w/ stills & videos of Tommie jumping around, you'll find many facts splattered all over the museum. Here are a few shocking ones that might compel you to denounce all your worldly beliefs and jump on the Scientology bandwagon.
1. Psychiatrists are using electroshock, drugs and other barbaric means to torture political dissidents.
2. 17 million children worldwide are taking psychiatric drugs, which can cause suicide, hostility, violence, mania ad drug dependence.
3. More than 100,000 patients die each year in psychiatric institutions.
4. Annually, psychiatrists kill up to 10,000 people with their use of electroshock-460 volts of electricity sent searing through the brain. Three-quarters of all electroshock victims are women.
5. Psychiatrists and psychologists have raped 250,000 women. Studies show that 10 to 25 percent of psychiatrists sexually assault their patients; of every 20 of these victims one is likely to be a minor.
Source: Citizen's Commission on Human Rights
Some dude who attended one of the Church's meetings in November gave his honest opinion of the museum to the NY Post.
It was like stepping into a time warp. All this horrific turn-of-the-century stuff that hardly exists anymore - patients convulsing from electroshock therapy, torture caps on people's head, Pavlov and his dogs. [NY Post via RickCross.com]
If anyone goes to the museum, please email us photos!!
And, I'll end with some powerful words courtesy of the church founder L. Ron Hubbard, "The psychs [have] destroyed every great civilization to date and are hard at work on this one."
Donna Feldman - A Bastardly Where Are They Now?
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch
As she had mentioned in her Bastardly Interview, the lovely Donna Feldman can now be seen as one of the lhot models on the NBC show "Deal or No Deal." A bald Howie Mandel (of Bobby's World fame to me) hosts the show. This is another of the typical copycat moves that NBC uses by taking a successful show from another country and making their own version of it. Anyways, the models are hot and I'm sure Howie is probably trying to get into the pants of many of them... most of these girls probably were growing up watching Bobby's World Saturday mornings on FOX.
Be sure to catch another episode of Deal or No Deal tonight on NBC...if not for the game, watch it to see all the hot models.
The Socialite Sex Trade: Kelly Slater, Gisele Bundchen & Leo DiCraps
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Leo Deecraps, after getting a little tired of sexin' up Giselle 24-hours a day (don't blame him) & has successfully passed her on to surfer, Kelly Slater. Damn you, Kelly Slater & damn the manwhorish life of surfers all around the globe. I am ridiculously envious.
Although Giselle Bundchen is an amazingly hot package & a longtime member of the Socialite Sex Trade, I would still swing for the innocent, yet scandalously sexy, Petra Nemcova. Maybe Leo recently saw his calendar & astutely noticed that it's been around a year since the Asian Tsunami & Petra Nemcova might be finished overcoming the tragic loss of her beloved fiancé, Simon Atlee. Watch for Leo to go in for the kill b/c obviously none of the other rich dudes in his age group are interested in super hot women younger than the age of 30. What has the world come to?
Below you'll find a few pics of Ms. Bundchen modeling Ipanema Sandals (Hello Mag Story). Have mercy.
Related in a Bastardly way:
Stocky Brooke Hogan Practicing Posing Styles w/ Her Bitch
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours
