Archive - Dec 2005

I love posting my Random Hot Chick of the Day so I thought I'd come up with a little countdown of my own that would highlight some of my favorites from the past year. This list doesn't include anyone I've posted in the last few weeks...and the list isn't really in a particular order except for who I chose as my #1 favorite.

#17



Elin Grindemyr

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All you guys hating on Bai Ling are in denial. Or are you?

Bai Ling is currently involved in many projects of which, none involve her getting fully nude and having crazy sex in front of the camera (with a big schlong insider of her). My apologies to all horny Bai Ling fans.

Anyway, while covering Bai Ling's career (ok, now I feel depressed), I think I've narrowed her fan base down to two simple categories:

1. People who think that along with being a total whore, Bai Ling is simply a really ugly & slutty person who deserves to be deported back to China so they can punish her---old-school-commy-style.
2. And, the second batch includes all the guys who want to sleep with her b/c they've (for some odd reason) associated her red carpet sluttiness with her being super crazy in bed.

Where do you fall?

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Thinking back on 2005 we also gotta remember the episode of T vs. UglyRiceBowl. T was gracious to send us pics for the Bastardly Matchup but UglyRiceBowl just never backed up her smack talking. Well, here are a few of the pics that T sent to us...including the pic of her w/o make-up...keepin it real for us Bastardly readers!!!

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It appears that the Gods of the magazine world are getting desperate.

First, Life & Style brings you exclusive new evidence pointing to pregnancy for Angelina Jolie. When the actress returned to the set of The Good Shepherd in early December for a few days of reshoots after a two-month break, the crew immediately noticed a problem: The costumes no longer fit over Angie's suspicious stomach bump. “Her body had changed so much,� an on-set insider tells Life & Style, “that her wardrobe had to be refitted to give her extra room in the tummy area. Several dresses had to be altered.�

Causing even more speculation: “Angelina nearly fainted several times and had to be taken off to the side to rest,� says the insider. “People on set were thinking, She's obviously pregnant! All signs point to that.� [Life & Style Mag via Pop Sugar]

Highly doubtful.

Seeing as to how Brad Pitt has placed Angelina on the Pussy-Pedestal (stole that from 40-Year Old Virgin), I highly doubt he's having too much sex with Angelina these days. Moreover, when Angie does allow Brad to venture into her sacred palace of sexual pleasure, I highly doubt it's w/out a condom. After all, this is a lady who has quite a lot of experience sleeping around w/ tip-top clientele & after adopting two lottery-winning kids who require her undivided attention, this pregnancy news is next to bullshit.

If all that doesn't make sense, then this should: Angie is too smart to fall in love, w/ one of her sexual partners. It's a well-known fact that Angie is more in the business of friends w/ benefits than in finding true love. As you all know, the benefits portion of this friendship does not involve pregnancy.

If there is truth behind this story, Brad Pitt's penis should have its very own documentary. In the meantime, enjoy a few more Angie photos from her prime. Thank you, Jesus & Mohammad.

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* This news item reporting that Howard Stern *may* have married his "girlfriend" Beth Ortolororoeoetrort (I honestly don't give a fuck what her last name is...point is, she's (kinda) hot) must be wrong. I mean, homeboy has the opportunity to get infinity + 1 pieces of superfine, Grade AAA ass, so why would he ever tie himself down? Love? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...No, seriously, why? [NationalLedger]

* I don't know what is more amazing, the fact that Britney Spears wants to have another kid with K-Fed (to "help" their marriage...hey! Stop your snickering, *of course* this will work...just look at Shar Jackson...) or that Mr. Federline has a drug dealer named "Weedman". Fuck bro, couldn't you come up with something I dunno...more subtle? The Spederlines should just capitulate and give in to their White Trashosity fully. They have the cash and class to be the King and Queen of all White Trash. They could buy a trailer park and build a double-wide castle with a moat around it, invite other WT's to live nearby and rule over them with Cheeto topped scepters. Dare to dream, Spederlines...dare to dream... [Jossip]

* Nick Lachey, the bell tolls for thee. It seems homeboy went on an ass-kissing tour de force in the last few days of his "marriage" to J-Simp in order to try to salvage his carreer. Although it is not expressely stated in the article, I have good reason to believe this also included giving daddy Simpson manual pleasure. I am assuming Nick did not moisturize his hands first and chafed Papa Simpson's member, as the marriage is over...and so is Nick's "carreer". [PopBytes]

* As no real actreses would lower themselves to be the new Bond girl opposite the man with two first names, Daniel Craig, the people in charge of making movies shittier (you know who you are...assholes...) decided to offer the role to Jessica Simpson. Yay for her! She gets to be the slut in a 2 hour commercial...and to think, at one point Bond movies *really* kicked ass...sigh... [Egotastic]

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