Archive - Nov 24, 2005

Lee Joslin - Random Hot Chick of the Day



Happy Turkey Day to all our readers!!!

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Insect Nicole Richie & Her Freaky, Boney Smile



Anyone want to suckie-suckie on Nicole's sexy mouth?


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Happy MILFY TurkeyDay (aka Thanksgiving), Everyone!!!



Who better than Jackie to convey our wishes. This is from yesterday's Primer Impacto on Univision, so if missed the weather report & have a dying urge to know (or you just want to see & hear Jackie Guerrido), check it!!

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A Fan's Perspective: Britney & JT On Cover Of People Mag



This was sent in none other than Bastardly emailer, Nicole Richie.

I made this yesterday morning. I sent to Perez first, and he published it but didn't give me credit. [Nicole]


In this case, I have to admit, Genius Kevin Federline is far smarter & wiser than JT. The dude has seriously cracked the code of life---a life in which you can do nothing but have everything! Amazing, I tell you.

In one hand, you have JT: He works endless hours making movies, music & trying not to upset his longtime/waste-of-time, far older & angrier girlfriend/joker, Cameron Diaz.

And in other hand, there's Mr. Kevin Federline: He once worked as a dancer, already pays* child support for a previous kid & now has successfully spawned another kid with one of the most successful musicians in recent history.

It's fairly obvious who's got game & who fully understands you don't need game to live it up. At the Bastardly, we're all for the future success of Kevin Federline. We anxiously await the sunny day in which the Kevs ditches Britney & cages one of the Olsen Monkeys!!

Go Kevs!!!




*Britney's probably picking up the tab.



Check out a couple more pics from the article.

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