Archive - Nov 21, 2005

Amazing, huh? If anyone finds cheap tickets to Romania, please forward them our way. We need to visit Romania's Angelina Jolie!!!

Don't drool too much, guys. Gabi turns 18 NEXT April---that's one reason why we're not posting any more pictures. It's kind of a lame reason, actually, b/c each country has her own way of measuring a given citizen's level of maturity. Take for example, Albania's age of consent. At merely the age of 14, the Albanian government considers their little girls & boys are ready for sex (Source: Avert.org)! Crazy, I tell you.

Ok, sorry for bringing in such morbid convo, but I think I was trying to convey a point (before I lost my train of thought). Before I close, please feast your eyes on our Angie with two of her ugly collegues from the States. Standing next to these political beasts, Angie can easily be considered the most beautiful person in the universe.

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I almost choked on my kreplach soup when I saw this.

Apart from having the egg shaped head, Sarah Silverman is pretty cute...in a Jewish kinda way. Hah---I'm kidding!!! To tell you the truth, one of my first real crushes back in middle school was a Jewish chick. And course, I had no idea @ that time whether she was Jewish, Muslim or Christian. Her name was curiously also Sarah.

For our Jewish readers: Is it safe to assume that the name Sarah in the Jewish world is like Mohammed in Islam? I know like three Sarahs & they're all Jewish! I guess being named after Abraham's wife & a prophet takes you one step closer to heaven.

Anyway, here are a couple snaps of Sarah with her sheets. Ow!

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(Photo by Ray Tamarra/Getty Images). Notorious B.I.G. Duets Remix Video Shoot - Day 2

I want to be a God damn rap star, too!!!

This is a snap that comes from a soon-to-be-released music video in which Nelly has crazy-bathtub-sex with extremely hot women. This music video will do wonders in convincing kids of all ages that going to school & getting straight-As will not put them in a bathtub with two, drop-dead gorgeous women wearing next to nothing.

Damn you, Nelly!!

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Over the past 10 years, the proportion of white students at Lynbrook has fallen by nearly half, to 25% of the student body. At Monta Vista, white students make up less than one-third of the population, down from 45% -- this in a town that's half white. Some white Cupertino parents are instead sending their children to private schools or moving them to other, whiter public schools. More commonly, young white families in Silicon Valley say they are avoiding Cupertino altogether. [Read more @ WSJ]

I attended Cupertino High School for one year & I remember that school was like 90% Chinese, so I'm very surprised WSJ didn't use it as an example, as well. Maybe b/c 'Tino is a complete shithole-of-a-school from the outside. The famous Kurt Rambis of the Los Angeles Lakers attended Tino, so we're special in our own way.

Regardless, the Asianification of the Bay Area has been going on a while now. If you drove down Stevens Creek Blvd. on any day of the week in 1998, you would've noticed a 2:1 ratio of Asians to whities, so that's one gauge of the power behind the Asian community in San Jose. Just wait until they start multiplying...!!

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You have to sign your life away. It's three pages long. It starts, 'It came as a great shock to us that one of our guests has been trying to sell their invitations. We are sorry to have to ask you, our dear friends and honoured guests, to sign this agreement but we feel it is the only way to ensure the security of our wedding.

Banned subjects included the cake, the rings, entertainment, speeches, food, the venue and other guests. As for the dress, nothing about the train, cut, colour, designer or material can be revealed. [Christina Aguilera's Wedding invitation/contract, Daily Mail]

Talk about fanning the flames. I mean, Christina must know that all this mad secrecy will only increase the desire to know. Maybe, from a more subconscious level, that was ultimately Christina's intension? Plus, even if people do find out how the cake tasted or whether the train was longer than Star Jones' train, I seriously doubt they will give a shit when they wake up the next morning. Come on, now!

One last Christina stab...

Guests including singer Justin Timberlake - like Christina, a former member of American television's Mickey Mouse Club - and his film-star girlfriend Cameron Diaz, as well as actresses Carmen Electra and Drew Barrymore and musicians Nelly and Pink, were told precisely what they were not allowed to discuss with 'any third party'.

There's no better way to feel really important than make yourself appear important in the eyes of already important* people. Oh, that Christina...!


*From a superficial standpoint, of course.

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Ass, perennial wannabe punk rocker / musician & full-time daddy's little girl, is officially in phase two of her dying career (Phase III is the inevitable death). Phase two involves doing scandalous mag shoots (after her daddy makes a few calls, of course) & pretty much a campaign of self-whoring to the media in hopes for further exposure & increased sales @ the record store. Ingenious!

We wish her luck*.

Besides her lofty ambitions to take over the entertainment world (riiight), we took upon the burden to create a reader friendly version of Ass' Blender layout. Since we try not to bullshit (too much) about hotness around, I gotta say that her bod is rockin'!! Go Ass!!!



*not really

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