Archive - Nov 2005

Last week it was Pat Morita....now Stan Berenstain. I grew up reading the Berenstain Bears. Big ups to Stan Berenstain. You all remember reading those books, right?!??!

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Skinny, scary bitches turn their shit around. We're happy for them.

I'm happy to report that we have a community volunteer who's willing to take up the task of doing these links! We'll do proper introductions once things start rollin'! A big thanks to all two of you who bothered to email. Bastards.

Have fun with these linkies!!

* Jennifer Garner is about to hit her 18th month of pregnancy. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
* Keanu Reeves is fucked up. Before it's too late, somebody better help the poor guy. [Just Jared]
* Sienna Miller: Not only does she sleep with a manwhore every night of the week, she tries to attack members of the paparazzi. [A Socialite's Life]
* Drunk Tara got a Boobie Upgrade just in time for the 2006 award season! Ow!! [cityrag]
* Stephen Colbert is a hilarious bastard! God daaaayum! [onegoodmove]
* Vanessa Marcil looks tired, sexed-up & worn out. Vanessa, call me for sloppy 3000s!! [Hollywood Tuna]
* Vince and J. Aniston: Officially the most boring couple. Ever. [POPSUGAR]

Here's the full pic from above.

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Starting from Korea, let's go clockwise w/ their sexy names: So-Young Kim, Renata Soñé, Nadine Njeim & Monica Spear

This is pretty damn old, so bare with me. If you would like to get a taste of all the contestants, please go to this site. There's also one of them partying it up & many additional links over here.

I went through the list & chose a few favorites (I missed El Salvador!!!). I wish I had more scandalous pics of my top choices---you know, all of them drunk & maybe skinny-dipping or possibly wrestling in the pool of mud (naked). Ok, I'll pause briefly to allow all you guys to absorb the last sentence.








Ok, on that note, let's check out a few of the other women.

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Madonna should become one of those artists who only goes into the studio, does her job & earns millions. There is no reason to tour like it's 1990! Have mercy on us, Madge.

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Hopefully Maxim doesn't email us to sue us for posting this pic.

So finally Maxim takes notice to this exquisite beauty!!! You might recall her Bastardly Interview back in July. Now you can catch her in the December 2005 issue or check out this link!

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Pictures of Christina's wedding in December's OK! Magazine

I'll probably always be Christina Aguilera'>Christina Aguilera professionally, but I'm thinking of changing some legal things and going by my middle name Maria and his last name. [SF Gate]

Christina, why are you making the inevitable divorce process even more complicated?

Before I forget, the Official Bastardly Over/Under of the number of months this marriage will last is 24 months---before Christmas, 2007! Godspeed, Mr. & Mrs. Bratman!

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