Archive - Oct 5, 2005

Either that or she's obsessed w/ Angie.

Lisa Rinna should be the poster child for modern plastic celebrities. Awful Plastic Surgery did a story on her earlier this year.

Here are a few more pics of her @ Holly Robinson Peete's book signing.

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I only heard of Petra N. after the Tsunami, now SHE (Petra) is what a model is SUPPOSED to look like, BEAUTIFUL. NOT Paris Hilton (bird-nose), Nikki Hilton (homely & beady eyed), Eliazbeth Jagger (U-G-L-Y), Alexandra & Theadora Richards (they look like horses), Leah Wood (transvestite), Lydia Hearst-Shaw (Pattis ugly ass daughter), Tori Spelling (shudder-Mr. Ed), & god knows NOT KIM STEWART (quite possible one of the ugliest women ever.) I am so sick of all these celeb kids atomatically becoming models and/or actresses. WTF, what next the Bruce & Demis monkey-troll daughters on the cover of teen Vogue? When they all start to wake up and look like Petra Nemocova, then I will quit bitching. Sorry. [Rob Has Spoken]

Truly deep.

I hate to admit this, but one of your horse-women was featured on the Bastardly earlier this year. ALthough, I still wouldn't mind spending a 'special' night (or two) with her.

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Aaaaw, this one's even cuter. Nicole's dressing up like herself in the future!

I love how she gagged herself all year long to lose around 60 lbs for this costume. Let's just pray that she starts eating again once Halloween comes to pass (if she can make it until then).

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This is the girl who's usually not all that educated or qualified for the position she holds, but seems to talk to everyone as if she's their boss. The reason she can talk to everyone like she does is because she is the Office Slut. From hand jobs to blowjobs to straight up sex, this girl knows exactly what she needs to give up in order to keep the right people happy.

You can spot the Office Slut by noting her sultry clothing which will includes mini-skirts, tight jeans or slacks, odd colored tops (that are also extremely tight & sometimes even see-thru). Also, unless you're blind or gay, you'll most definitely notice the sluttiness in her walk as she prances down hallways & into meetings. Be wary b/c this walk will scream, "Respect me & fear me because I've slept with everyone who's anyone in the office!!"

Cautionary Note: There's a high probability that the Office Slut is also a backstabber---and of the worst kind. Naturally, when sex & money are in the scandalous mix, a given backstabber's potency ruthlessly multiplies. When it comes down to it, she will stab your ass in the back just as easily as she'll give random members of the management team the opportunity to do her from behind. It's vicious, I tell you.

You can either pity the Office Slut or you can be wary of her conniving ways. In order to have any success in thwarting this whore of a co-worker, you must use the all powerful ignoring tactics by way of zoning her out. The one thing slutty, hot chicks want is for people to notice them (it feeds the ego), so if you refuse to acknowledge their presence altogether, they will see no need to act up around you & therefore leave your ass alone. There is no reason to compete or teach the office slut a lesson b/c it will end up biting you in the ass.

May God have mercy on the Office Slut.

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That could be Michael Jackson w/ some reverse surgery. I hear he's going for a new look...

Pictures from this video came out earlier this year in dirty tabs across the globe, but here's the video for all you diehard Janet stalkers/fans. It's a video of Janet sunbathing---yes, a sad video of her just laying there moving her choco-latte bod to some music playing in the back. I'm sure this stalkerish video made someone a lot of money. Good for him.

Watch for yourself. It's 13 megs of Janakedness. Ow!

*The video has been banned, but the videocaps follow.

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