Archive - Oct 31, 2005
Katherine Steffens - Random Hot Chick of the Day
Monday, October 31st, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon
I bet Aromia will probably say she's hotter than this chick too???
Petra Nemcova - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
This is the "Horny Guy Exploration Costume." Don't you love it? Then again, if Petra's inside it, you can't go wrong, baby!
Here's a blown up version for all the horny guys out there!
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10th Annual Fetish & Fantasy Halloween Ball In Vegas!!
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
God damn! Has anyone ever hit this thing up? Any place that has Steve Bisyak's Bungee Sexperience deserves a second look.
I just have a feeling that it will be filled w/ all these kinky, old people who are looking to add some spice into their dying relationships. Of course, there will be the occasional, drugged-up hottie who's desperately in search for Halloween Sex (yes, there's such a thing).
Check out the photos below.
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
If you don't have a costume as of right now, I highly suggest dressing up as either Tom or Katie. If you're a chick & have successfully convinced your boyfriend into dressing up as Tom Cruise, please follow these simple rules:
1. Make sure he's holding your hand the entire time
2. You must walk at least 2 steps behind him as you go from house to house
3. After each time you say Trick-or-Treat, you must---this is highly essential to the costume---make out for at least 8 seconds (followed by Tom nibbling on your earlobe for 10 seconds)
Have fun, kiddies!!
Horsillary Duff - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Ok, who the hell couldn't see this one coming?!
Here's a pic of Hillary doin' the gallop---the same gallop she'll use as she trick-or-treats from house to house later tonight. How cute.
Kelly Osbourne - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
See the outtake version here.
Kelly will be carrying around a cute, little piggy this Halloween (just in case she gets hungry). Please don't confuse the piggy for Kelly & vice versa.
Just Jared had a few outtakes from a photoshoot Kelly Osbourne did a few months back for Interview Magazine. After looking at these pics, I'm wholly convinced that you can make Kelly Osbourne do anything during a photoshoot. It might cost you a few Ultimate Cheeseburgers or vicodin pills, but the end result will be truly hilarious.
*Check out the other pics on Jared's site
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