Archive - 2004
Westboro Baptist Church Has Issues...
Friday, December 31st, 2004 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Very sad, indeed.
The statement, which was posted on their website Wednesday alongside dozens of other archived "press releases," thanks God for the tsunami and for the death of any gay Swedish vacationers who perished at the time. [Raw Print]
Is that the most Bastardly thing you've ever read or what? I wonder who they voted for in Nov?!
Petra Nemcova Survives Tsunami!
Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 in the middle of the damn afternoon
People were screaming and kids were screaming all over the place, screaming 'help, help'. And after a few minutes you didn't hear the kids any more.
I just tried to survive and tried to keep positive. There were so many people with horrible injuries, with blood everywhere. It was like a war movie. [Yahoo]
Supermodel Petra Nemcova & her Brit photographer boyfriend, Simon Atlee, were inside a hut on the beach in Phuket, Thailand (same place where The Beach was filmed) when a huge ass wave washed away their hut. Unlike her boyfriend, who's still missing, Petra caught on to a palm tree (yes, the top of a fucking palm tree!) and waited for around 8 hours until she was rescued. Talk about an experience that will change her life.
Photos of Petra follow.
Related in a Bastardly way:
Make A Tsunami Of A Donation!
Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 around evening with martini & women in hand
Wow.
People are looting, but not because they are evil, but they are hungry. [AP]
60,000+. Dead. Gone. Forever.
BUT
Countless millions survived and are suffering right now.
On behalf of The Bastardly, I've donated $100 (all the T-shirt money earned) to UNICEF & Action Against Hunger.
You can also donate through the Network For Good website. The site is excellent for those of you picky people who want to know exactly who'll be handling your dough.
A few more photos follow.
Pamela Anderson Joins Chihuahua Club
Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 in the middle of the damn afternoon
I wonder if that Chihuahua sleeps in-between her huge boobs?
It's funny how last week Pam was with Paris & this week she bought her very own Chihuahua. Maybe next week Paris will come out with a new pair of boobies? I think Pam's new Chihuahua and the Paris' new boobies would nicely level things out in the superficial world.
Related in a Bastardly way:
Britney's ManSlave
Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 after a late four martini lunch
For the millions Kev now has access to, I'd take the trash out, clean the toilets, mop the floors, fill gas & buy the groceries every, fucking day of the week!!
Lucky bastard.
Lloyd Grove Wants You To Hate Paris Hilton (Too)
Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
She's not in NYC going for an Alaskan vacation. She's actually at LAX going to Jamaica!!
Lloyd Grove hates Paris.
It's also possible this guy has cruel intentions of getting Paris' attention & then blackmailing the slutty whore (sorry for the redundancy) into making one of those scandalous sex videos with him in the starring male role. Most people will think that he wants to do it for his own personal pleasure, but that's not the case, my friends. Keep in mind that, Lloyd Grove hates Paris Hilton---with a passion. Just as the sex video shot Paris into super stardom and onto every adolescent boy's computer screen, Lloyd Grove has a secret plan to use the same sex video to bring her boney ass down! Ooh, that Lloyd!! Always one step ahead of everyone!
Just what is this elaborate plan? Only Lloyd Grove & God know, but I'm sure we'll know sooner than later. Now we just have to wait for Paris to bite!
In the meantime, please read Lloyd's Hating Paris Hilton for Dummies article.
Just incase NY Daily ever decides to zap this article, I'm saving Lloyd's classic list of reasons why to hate Paris Hilton as a reference for those who need to refresh their minds on why Paris is a skanky, spoiled whore.
