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Britney Spears Makes A Splash In Costa Rica

As reported earlier this week on Access Hollywood, Britney and company flew to Costa Rica on Thursday.

They landed at San Jose’s main airport. When they get off the plane, the pop star hid herself under an umbrella to hide from photographers, according to the Costa Rican newspaper Al Dia.

From there, the group boarded a private jet to one of Gibson’s reported several homes in the country, in the northwest beach region of Guanacaste. Access Hollywood

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Snapped as the two lovebirds (not really) left the Soho Grand Hotel in NYC.

Is it just me or does Monkey Boy, Jordan Bratman, always look exhausted? Dude looks about ready to either file for divorce or take his own life due to over-exhaustion caused by being Christina Aguilera's bitch.

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And of course...

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Snapped on the set of Audrina's new reality show. MTV needs to get their asses kicked.

I never realized Audrina Patridge had franken-boobies & you can really noticed the botched boob-job when you compare them to her recently "leaked" Playboy pics. Although her implants might look a lil' jacked, they're about 10x better than Niurka Marcos' rack.

Reality star Patridge taking leap to big screen

Audrina Patridge, one of the subjects of the hit reality series "The Hills," has landed her first film role. Patridge has joined the cast of "Into the Blue 2," a sequel to the 2005 Jessica Alba-starring action-adventure film.

The film revolves around Sebastion (Chris Carmack, of "The O.C.") and Dani (Laura Vandervoort, "Smallville"), a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.

Patridge will play a no-nonsense beach beauty whose boyfriend caters to her every demand. [Reuters]

Let this be a lesson to all hot chicks looking to become famous! If you leak a sex tape or a set of nude pics of yourself, you'll instantly become famous. Chop chop!

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Snappers is a British romantic comedy set to hit theaters on September 24, 2008.

When questioned about the steamy scenes in the flick, Joss came back with, “I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!”

Good to know that Joss Stone is on the same page as the Bastardly Horndogg Community. And now for some more pics from the lesbian scene. Because we're complete bastards, we're going to accompany each lesbian kiss pic with a pic of Joss enjoying tea time with Elton John.

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Shannon Elizabeth (born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal; September 7, 1973) is an Arab-American actor and former fashion model. Elizabeth came to prominence in the 1999 comedy film American Pie.

In August 1999, she posed for a nude pictorial in Playboy. In 2000 and 2003, she was featured in Maxim. Wiki

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