Saying that I would come inside of her would be an understatement.

She's BAAAACKKK and still looking good. OW! indeed.

Allison Stokke is what originally brought me to The Bastardly, and for that I am eternally grateful of her and her smokin' bod.

WOW She can jump using my pole

She looks like she put on the Freshman Fifteen... she needs to do more running to get those legs back to what they used to be...

I'd pee in her butt.

FCCCK Cal !!! Go USC !!! Actually that statement has a literal meaning because I would FCCCK that Girl and I Go to USC.

yup, she can get it.

Ow!! Oh yea, she'd know how to handle my pole.
C'mon, cough up some more pics.

Move over Amanda Beard. Playboy needs to crown a new sexiest athlete.
Actually I think another Cal alumna, Natalie Coughlin, is a hotter swimmer than Amanda Beard also.

Donkey Cock is right. I work on a university campus and it's really something to see these really hot girls come in to start class in August and start packing them on. I'm sure some of her weight is from the strength and conditioning program she's on for her event, but I bet there's been an extra Big Mac or two thrown in for good measure.

Get it together, Allison. Nobody cares about your results. We just want to look at you and that won't last forever if you keep porking up.

need to get some ass shots up of this stat

Only 1 "pole" joke out of 7 entries , come on guys ratchet it up a notch.Any of you freekoid tofu eating,sissy half men think she is fat your out of you fucking minds.

I would love her to hold my pole like that!!!!!!!!!! She can handle long poles which means we would be perfect for each other.

One comment to end them all,sift through these pics till One onf these guys wake up. http://www.allisonstokkepictures.com/

Her body doesn't look nearly as tight as it used to

lol @ #1

i'd hit it or sure

lol @ #1

i'd hit it for sure

WOW !

I've seen plenty of women in the gym trying to keep their New Year's resolution to lose some ass! She won't ever be one of them! All I see are some awesome thighs that could pop my head like a zit!

Notice the Bastardly Pole Handling Technique! That is like Bastardly Mic Holding Technique, but notice the large space between the hands!

Damn, I missed this bitch, but please dont forget she loses some of her appeal as soon as she opens her mouth.

Wha...we only get one picture? and a small one at that..I can see she handles her poles pretty good.

I like the way shes grips the pole.

Buttaface! U guys r crazy.

she's hot wow

I would like to impale her.

oh yes

LMFAO dude i love the whole "Controversy" that went on with her when she was first being posted LMAO...shes the one whose dad was sueing to get pics of her taken down cause he didnt want his daughter to be looked at like pervertedly....but he was defending 6 guys that gang raped a chick and was aying she asked for it..

some shit like that. google it.

shit is too funny.

yeah her dad's motives are pretty hypocritical.

I'm glad she is still on the team, she wasn't listed on the last rosters. And it's good she still break 13'.

She's still a top fave of mine. Still think she was dumb to throw away the spotlight like that. Could have had the endorements and fame for doing pole vaulting. Dream come true with the regular price of oogling eyes, which clearly she can't get rid of. Why not? We all like to look. heh

so fine!

she looks like she has easily put on 5-10. Body is not nearly as tight as it used to be...

yet another barely legal that looked better as jailbait...

Hallery don't be a hag this girl is far from a butta.

Hallery... no, she definitely not butta.

#31 & #32,

Uh, oh. Sorry to offend you two! I guess I was a bit harsh yesterday. Let's see, how about this: Not a huge fan of the face but she's got a great body!? She really does have a great body too, esp. in the slightly older pics and she's the same height as me. Pole vaulting must be great for the abs. I agree with whoever said she should take the op for corporate sponsorship. That would be very smart.

all the other pictures of her have been from the side or a 3/4 angle. now you're seeing her in motion, so her thighs are flexed. she didn't put any weight on. i ran track for years, and got to see all those nice muscular thighs on a daily basis, so trust me.

That is a sickly tight body; I would do every possible nasty thing to that body. I just finished off to her for the third time tonight.

USC is for douchebags like her boyfriend. Total idiot rich kids who can't get into a good school and live for football.

Well, for those who work at or going to a university seeing the freshman 15-30 is not a big surprise. But its probably not just that.

The "douchebag" probably has more to do with it than anything else. Once a girl "gets it" consistently she is going to pack on some pounds. I dont know why, but I have seen it time and time again, even personally.

For all those guys heading to college in the fall:
Find a way skinny cross country / track girl. She might be a bit thin to start off, but after she starts getting it on with you she will "fill out" nicely, even if she keeps working out. They honestly can't help it.

If you pick up a girl that already has the curves and juggs in August, like the above, you are going to end up with a big girl by May. 3 years down the road is not going to be so pretty unless she REALLY takes care of herself.