Adriana Lima To Be Tommy Lee'd?!?!


You don't say!

Yes, that's what the bullshitters @ SF Gate have conjured up in their creative writing department. This slipped by, so here's the scoop in all it's glory...


Rocker Tommy Lee has his sights set on supermodel Adriana Lima.
The Motley Crue drummer has been seen out and about with Tara Reid recently,
but insists, "I'm single and just lovin' it."



But that will change if he ever hooks up with Sports Illustrated covergirl
Lima.



He says, "Adriana is stunning. She's unbelievable. She's smoking. I would
love to date her." [SF Gate]


So sadly, Tara & Tommy were engaged only @ the hip---even that engagement lasted only for so long. Regardless, we all know that Tommy Lee has one of the largest Peniseseses in the world & that Adriana Lima is a super petite model straight out of the ghettos of Brasil. So with that tidbit in hand, once Tommy is through with Adriana, will she be able walk or model ever again?!

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70 Scandalous Comments

Gawd, say it aint so!! She is much to fine, much to beautiful and fresh to get stepped on by that has been, regardless of his alleged dick size

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 3:45pm

run lima run

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 6:43pm

I think he'll get her in before the summer's out...

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 7:04pm

What are the chances of there being a video of this?! I'm sure it would rank up there w/ Paris.

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 11:08pm

wow i dont know what to say i think adriana is kind of preety she really needs to work on her teeth she needs braces big time and she needs chin implants big time she has a very weak chin!!!!!! well i always knew that she was a slut and i know she smokes so what else is knew LOL!!!!

Friday, July 29th, 2005 @ 1:23am

How do you know she's a slut?Do you personally know her?Or are you just one of those judgemental fucks who base a person on their career?
Why does she need a chin implant?Her teeth usually are fucked up,but they don't look bad in this picture.

Friday, September 9th, 2005 @ 5:52pm

yo thats ma mutherfing hommie she aint no slut and her tits are real duh

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005 @ 11:09pm

she looks like a slightly better than average looking italian girl face... she's ok. Needs chin implants though? That may be true ...but I just wonder if people like Hripsime have maybe been looking at the E channel a little too frequently.

Monday, December 5th, 2005 @ 2:24pm

wat mann she is just so ugly man anyone can work out she is a slut fucked up teeth needs to make her chin longer its way to small and braces big time helll i have a flat stomach not to brag skinny what the hell anyone can have eyes like that and skinny yo lets all sit around in our underwear wow does she actually have talent comeon pppl love u guyz

Friday, December 9th, 2005 @ 2:24am

O wow this is to: Hripsime! I couldn't have said that any better myself. You are are 100 percent correct. First off the teeth issue she REALLY needs those fangs fixed that is just terrible. Also about her eyes yes many do have their eyes like that so whats the big deal. And she's skinny cuz she doesn't eat much I saw her say that in an interview. WOW so she starves herself instead of working out k so I guess she doesn't have a brain either. Well she did date lenny when hes like 40 and she was in her teens so that shows she doesn't have much sense. About her walking around in undies and bra WELL cleary that takes no talent what so ever anyone can do that. Over all she has no talent, her looks are nothing to brag about and she is one major whore for going out with lenny and now apparently some thing about tommy lee. TO ALL THE PPL WHO LOOK UP TO HER LIKE AN IDOL SOMEONE WEARING UNDERWEAR IN PICS IS NOTHING TO WANT TO IDOLIZE. SO IF U DO THINK OF HER AS SOME SORT OF ICON YOUR PRETTY FUCKED UP YOURSELF. LOLL FIND SOMEONE WITH REAL TALENT that would be nice for a change.

Friday, December 9th, 2005 @ 11:30pm

well lets all just starve ourselves first of all adriana aint notin special and she needs ot work on those teeth and whats the big deal about her eyes anyone can have eyes like that and she has no real talent she just sits around in underwer all day what talent is in that look i dont have anything agains not hatin but i aint tryin to brag but im skinny to and i do it the right way by working out and she is a slut she went out wit a 40 year old in her teen so that like me going out with a guy that is michael jacksons age can anyone hear me out am i weird!!!!

love yall peace

Saturday, December 10th, 2005 @ 3:20am

Hripsime u sound just like me we agree 100 percent damn I never thought I'd find someone agreeing with me on this site lol. Everyones always fighting and being all gay on here. What's your e-mail?? Just wondering so we can talk more about this.

Saturday, December 10th, 2005 @ 11:19pm

sure my email is mzlazydazy@yahoo.com email me anytime

Saturday, December 10th, 2005 @ 11:56pm

well it is sweet and me and fuckkkkkk have the same opinion so wats urs and get on wit ur life Moelicious and its not sad it just so happens everyone has their own opinion and we have the same opinion and its one thing to say adriana is ugly and one to say she needs braces and that there is no talent in sittin around in underwear all day that is just common sense i mean common that is just common sense just look at her unless ur blind love yal peace

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 2:26am

Can I add u to msn with that e-mail? And talk to u on there or can I just e-mail it.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 7:42pm

ooooook whatever she may be nothing spectacular, but she;s not ugly you guys are ridiculous.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 9:31pm

U got that right she is nothing special that's the point. She's just average nothing to be drooling over K.

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 5:41pm

Are you people fucking retarted?????? This girl looks amamzing. Please define what beauty is to you because ya`ll are confusing me. Her teeth seem perfectly fine and atleast shes keeping it natural without having plastic surgery.People are putting hate full frontal now. People who are insecure are the only ones that are extremely judgemental to people in a negative way.

Monday, December 12th, 2005 @ 7:43pm

21Enrique for your information she is not all natural. She has had collagen injections in her lips I have seen the b4 and after pictures so just relax. As for the definition of beauty well it sure is not her. It is: being slim no matter what height, toned, nice eyes, lips porportioned to your face, straight teeth and of course being happy with your looks not going to get injections or surgery. It's all about what suits the individual person. Many more things I can add but I'd rather not waste time listing everything off. So theres your answer.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 @ 9:12pm

while you're right that true beauty is natural beauty and is the only beauty that should be respected, i still think its wrong to call this girl ugly

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 @ 10:10pm

well believe it or not alot of ppl are very scary without makeup u got to see it ok being ugly has nothing to do wit this ok enrique and i cant take this o ya

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 @ 1:16am

Yea Hripsime is right. U can consider "good looking" when she has piles of make-up on. And when she doesn't she just looks like an average person u would see on the street. Also Hripsime do u have msn so I can add u?

Thursday, December 15th, 2005 @ 11:52pm

tommy lee will never get 2 hit that

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 @ 5:32am

in the end she has one because shes got u cunts rantin and raving ova her, wat the hell is the problem with u guys, all u do is judge ure probably fat greezy 350 pound nerd burgers. wats it 2 u if she needs enhancements 2 her face, get a fucking life cos shes got one and its very sucsessful. and for the record shes hot as with or with out the make up, ure probably in love with her and just tryin 2 convince ure self shes not worth druling ova.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 @ 1:09am

who is preetier angelina jolie or adriana lima????

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 @ 9:21pm

adriana lima by far mate

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 @ 11:11pm

To Scott for your info I can't speak for the others on here. But for me I'm not some 350 pound computer geek. I am stating the truth k so just relax. Your on this site all the time taking the time to defend her if anyone doesn't have a life its u. I come on here when bored and feel like seeing these gay comments on here lol. O gosh......

Monday, December 26th, 2005 @ 11:57pm

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk ure complete bellend, i rote 2 things on here u write tons of shit ure a fuckin div mate ya dont even kno wat ure saying ure probably royaly propper boloxed ya dicked u write tons of shit on here

Sunday, January 1st, 2006 @ 7:19am

Who is preetier adriana lima or angelina jolie!!!!????

Sunday, January 1st, 2006 @ 11:37pm
Monday, January 2nd, 2006 @ 11:59pm

Scott the only one writing B.S on here is u so fucking dealw/it. I'm outt too good for here and dealing with u imature ones. Byeeeeee!

Thursday, January 5th, 2006 @ 3:13am

Adriana Lima is the most beautiful and sexiest women in the world...so "fuckkkkkkk and hripsime" cam go and get fucked the dirty moles...its either their jealous or mentally fucked coz only people like that would say such shit and talk from their asses...Adriana Lima foot is fucken prettier than "Fuckkkkkkkk and hripsome" heads....and what bloody name is that 'fuckkkkkk' it suits and as for the other wank job 'hripsome' you and your buddy should get your eyes and brains checked that is if you have any...oh and by the way you wouldnt know the meaning of beauty if it hit u in the face. Since you's dislike her so much get the fuck out of here coz this is a place to admire and apprieciate her so piss of you cunts. Adriana Lima always looks gorgous and amazing unconditionally and in every photo and video footage of herself...she is just perfect. She is my angel and mentor and I hope to meet her one day...Go Adriana my baby wish you all the best and success for the future and happy new year.

Friday, January 6th, 2006 @ 3:12am

she's hot

Friday, January 13th, 2006 @ 12:52am

to EVERYONE here saying adriana is anything less than absolutely perfect;
its obvious, that you're jealous, because whether u love her or hate her, shes obviously on your mind, and thats all she was designed for, so congrats to her, but also, i would love to see pics of all you people floating around all over the place. i guarantee she has less flaws than all you mediocre, dip-shits. its so obvious jealousy is thee issue here. we're talking about one of the undisputed most beautiful women on the planet, give me a fucking break, you guys are hilarious.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 2:50pm

damn right everyoneREADthis!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 21st, 2006 @ 2:54am

couldnt agree more, everyoneREADthis

Monday, January 23rd, 2006 @ 5:37pm

chin implants?! adriana's chin is just fine... why would you want a bulbous chin on that pretty face? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT SUGGESTION. ugh.

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 @ 7:09am

Nobody's 100% perfect,but adriana is the closest thing to perfection. Saying she needs to change anything about her appearence is stuipid. I agree with everyoneREADthis.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 9:42am

TO Adriana the Goddess ur the only one whose fucked up. Your OBSESSED WITH ADRIANA U PROLLY WITH U WERE HER. Wow thats so crazy. U keep blabbing on about her perfection and her being prettier than me. UMM u've never seen me so please save it k. Ur the one whose so fucking ugly u just go around making comments about ppl on this site saying the opposite of what ur saying. SO WHAT DIFFERENCE IN OPINION. ACCEPT it its nothing new u like her I find her just average NO BIG DEAL. Get over it and yourself...

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 10:02pm

O ALSOOOOO U SAID THIS SITE IS TO ADMIRE HER WELL THE TOPIC IS ABOUT HER AND TOMMY LEE. JUST PROVING SHES THE CUNT... WHAT A DIRTY WHORE GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT I BET SHE WILL OR HAS CUZ I MEAN SHES ALREADY SLEPT WITH LENNY KRAVITZ. THATS SOO DEGRATING.

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 11:53pm

leave tommy the nasty ass walking std alone girlfriend! You're too hot for that.

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 @ 6:15pm

hey i wanna tell u recently post proves that adriana lima is a virgin is i think now there will be a race to pick her to fuck here as for the starter kit

Sunday, March 26th, 2006 @ 4:31pm

Am I the only person that noticed that they referred to her as an SI model, despite the fact that she never appeared in it?

Sunday, March 26th, 2006 @ 8:22pm

is adriana lima the most beautiful woman on earth? i don't know. it's all matter of opinion and technically we can't honestly say that because no has seen every single woman in the world. is she one of the prettiest girls there is? maybe. is she gorgeous? hell yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!

i understand if someone does not think she's the most beautiful (people have different tastes) but to deny that she's pretty is crazy, to say she's just average is, dare i say, even crazier... i'm sorry. and to say she's ugly- then well there's something wrong with you.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 7:24pm

and so what if her teeth are not perfect? they're fine and they're not ugly. she's pretty much flawless but that imperfection makes her seem more natural, not so perfect like a manequin or barbie doll. despite how perfect someone may seem, there is always a tiny flaw somewhere, we're all human. its not like her teeth are crooked, otherwise her agencies would have sent her to get them fixed, but they haven't. obviously her teeth work for her. b/c they're cute on her, and they help distinguish her, she's beautiful already htey are not distracting. it's kind of of like how kate bosworth has 2 different eye colors and on her blue eyes there's a brown speckle, like a freckle in her eye... SO EVERYBODY SHUT UP ABOUT HER TEETH ALREADY!!
thank you.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 7:40pm

Ya right like she would go out let alone fuck tommy lee. Plus she's a virgin and if she wasn't I don't think she would be fuckin him. He probably has tons of diseases, just look at him he look literally sick and disgusting. I mean the whole world knows he gave pam one of his diseases. Why would she wont that nasty sweaty greasy thing in her. I don't think she wants any diseases. She dosn't want to end up looking pam. Tommy and Pam show what a diseases can do to you, just look at them both. ewww nasty.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 7:49pm

who is preetier adriana lima or angelina jolie???

Saturday, April 8th, 2006 @ 2:15am

hripsime or w/e the fuck you say is bulshit and all you that agree with that bitch your're jealous assholes obviously and if u deny it ur more of a dick wat the hell is ur problem she so gorgeous and yeh my idol u dumbasses.. stop being jealous and dashing on ehr get a life
jebi te se svi seljaci mrsh i vratite se odakle ste vi..

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 @ 12:59pm

acutally i love adriana lima i wasa a stupid ass jealous sorry to all the fans she's gorgeous and i look like a dick

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 @ 1:01pm

uhh i never wrote that excuse me u guyz must be bored pussys to preted to write my name and then say i was a jelous dick first off i aint jealous i just said that she ain notin to drull over so stop sayin she is and i didin say she was ugly either so fuck all yall that say im a bitch kumem ku mori

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006 @ 12:57am

Hripsime and Fuckkkkkkkk

U faggets are retarded first of all how can you even say that she is ugly. U fuckers will never see a girl as hot as she is in your entire life. She is a fucking goddess I agree that modeling takes no tatent but any conscious human being would accept millions of dollars just to pose. U two are just two retarded cunts that cant tell what beauty is. So what that her teeth are a bit mishaped you two probably look like to retarded fat bitches who masterbate your 2 inch dicks to the fucking food network. Talking shit about adriana lima you two are fucking dumbasses. What have you two done with your shity ass lives that allow you to say this shit. She came from a poor ass family who lived in a shit hole with parents that werent able to support her and all her dreams. She came out of nowhere to become one of the highest payed models in the world. You two probably have rich fucking parents that get you everything and what the fuck have u done with your life. And she is not a slut, u never fucking meet her so how can u say such fucking retarded comments such like that. By the way Hripsime Angelina Jolie is the biggest fucking slut on this planet- this is st8 out of a british mag
"Angelina Jolie:
happily bi-sexual, once admitted that she had, at one point, wanted to marry model, Jenny Shimizou;divorced from Billy Bob Thornton, once bragged at a movie premiere that they had just 'fucked' in the car..lovely..she has breast implants
So dont complain about her collagen injections because almost every celebrity has had some form of alterations. And about her wearing alot of make up, so does every other fucking celebrity. So you two need to shut the fuck up and get ur fucking acts straight, fucking faggets. You two probably are probably two fags that can never get girls so you relly on fucking your moms.
By the way- I'm brazilian and I know how bad those ghettos are and how far she has gone and succeed in life.

peace bitches

Monday, June 19th, 2006 @ 1:56am

Sean--fuck you, stop talking your shit and go back to fuckin' your mama, you dirty mother fuckin' birdy!

As for the MF'er who said Adrianna's chin is too small, just what the FUCK are u smokin'?!!

Monday, June 19th, 2006 @ 2:24am

I totally agree sean. Lol. There probably lovers in real life. You know they have no life when they post more than once...lol what losers.

Saturday, July 15th, 2006 @ 1:48am

This is hella old.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 6:27am

I hope tommy fucks that bitch up

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 12:34am

First of all, to all these people calling people who don't think Adriana Lima is gorgeous or whatever, you people are the crazy ones! If they don't think she's pretty then dammit she's not pretty! I think she's pretty but I've seen better. I think Angelina Jolie is waaaaaay hotter because she is natural. Halle Berry... waaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter! Okay, so everyone get a BEEPING grip and stop hatin on people who don't think they way you do.

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 4:11am

were looking forward for a new scandal video again...

oh yeah!

rock on tom!

yi!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 2:05am

FUCKKKKKKKK and HRIPSIME o my, I find it hilarious that you both take so much of your time to batter this girl's looks. If you despise her so much why do you leave comments here? Say what you have to say and be done with it. I think your both in love with her but have come to the conclusion that somebody as beautiful as Adriana Lima would never even glance at your ugly faces. You now it's a fact that ugly/angry people behave like this when they want something they can never ever have. Stop the hating and just piss off you ugly tossers. i can't stand it wen ugly people slander gorgeous ones. go to a modelling agency and see wat they say to you. and how pathetic that u gave eachother your emails to discuss your opinions further. I think Adriana would be flattered that your giving her so much of your time. get a life u peasant rats

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:38pm

Your arguments are the poorest I have ever seen in my entire life.

Almost any person on this planet think's that this woman is beautiful, so it's obviously YOU who are wrong.

Democracy applies here.

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 @ 1:39pm
Saturday, December 10th, 2005 @ 11:56pm

And Moelicious whatever is your problem? So what 2 ppl on this site actually know what they are talking about o damn. Truth hurts.

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 7:43pm

Her teeth have been doctored in this picture. They are not this straight or white. She is still a beautiful woman though, so if photoshop can fix the teeth, then whatever. If that's the only thing they can find wrong with her, more power to her.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 @ 1:47am

esspicially wen shes at her best with all her makeup on

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 @ 11:12pm

Wow if I must add your making alot of assumptions of what ppl are like on this site then what does that make u. Ur doing the exaxt same thing just in her defence. God ppl get a fucking grip just deal with it some like her while others don't. Everyone has their own definition of beauty. Let's just move on from this repeat of comments day after day.

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 @ 12:02am

With = *WISH

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 10:02pm

Hello everyone well im terribly sorry for all the things i said and what i said about fuckkkk and hripsime well and next time i spell their names right becuz i am such an idiot well adriana lima is not preety and i was drunk sayin that and if i ever say anytthing bad about fuckkkk or hripsime then they will split my head open into two pieces and im a jack ass well fuck everyone cuz im jack ass and i need to go fuck myself cuz no one will fuck me and thats what im good at lol ....

Saturday, April 8th, 2006 @ 2:18am

Is this a bastardly love story in the making?!

Very sad, yet sweet.

So what exactly is your convo going to revolve around? Other things you two agree on or solely Adriana Lima?

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 12:20am

P.S GISELLE BUNDCHEN IS THE MOST PAID MODEL MORE THAN adriana who only gets around 4 million TRY 15 MILLION dammmmmmn thats what Giselle gets. Too bad thats what the best get the ones get like Giselle I don't see Adriana getting that much. What do u have to say about that?

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 10:04pm

I'D SAY BURNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 10:04pm

ADRIANA IS really pretty, I'M SHO SHE LOOKS PRETTY WITOUT MAKEUP 2.
SHE BEDDA NOT FUCK WIT TOMMY O INFECTED ASS DICK... LMAO.

HOLLA!

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 5:57pm

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