Adriana Lima & Alessandra Ambrosio - Together like Voltron



Wowsers!!!...so much hotness brought together. We never thought that such hotness was possible. First you take Adriana's hotness combine that with Alessandra's hotness like Voltron and you got such a powerful force that King Zarkon, Prince Lotor, and all of Planet Doom would stand no chance...g'yeah! Wha'chu know about Voltron!? I'm ol'skool like that!!!

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Lord have mercy! So much better then that man of the day you posted just before this. I'll be back in about 15 minutes! Have to go take care of Mr. Stiffy now!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:03pm

Ah, good ol' Tucker: "Church, women are like Voltron: the more you hook up, the better it gets."

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:09pm

...adding Ana into the mix would be hotness overload. I think we can only handle any combination of the two at any one given time.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:39pm

You better be glad you found these pics, Jackson. Anything less hot than this (i.e. everything) posted after the pictures of Ashley would have probably made everyone leave the site..
You needed some good shit to make up for Ashley.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:44pm

Hey Hey Hey now Cassie... Ashley really wanted to be on the site!

In fact, trust me, we received several emails from her....there were more photos, more scandalous one, mind you....Moe and I thought it'd be inappropriate to post a bunch of them.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:57pm

No Antonio, too sexy! Way too sexy!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 2:23pm

Blood flow has been diverted, lack of O2 to Brain, cant think......

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 2:26pm

Blood flow has been diverted, lack of O2 to Brain, cant think...

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 2:31pm

My eyeballs just exploded
There is blood everywhere
I have to go to the hospital now

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 2:50pm

I hate to say this but after much thought about Adriana being a virgin I have finally come to a conclusion. (I don't know why I thought about this all fucking day) but anyway

She dated Tommy Lee did she not? Which means he boned the hell out of her becasue I'm pretty sure that's Tommy's style and she probably contracted Hep C from Tommy as he used to fuck Pam and we all know that crazy bitch admittingly has the Hep!

Is it just coincedence that you put Adriena and Pam Posts back to back? They both have after all been "Tommy Lee'd" in some way shape or form.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 5:26pm

haha! pottymouth, sorry you thought about this all day but it's just coincidence with the Pam and Voltron posts...Moe and I don't really plan any of this stuff...

i will, however, say that i planned to have this post immediately after Ashley cause I know I'd have to make up for posting that....

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 5:31pm

and believe me Jackson...we do appreciate it my brother we truly truly do! Definate therapy after seeing that instant Ipecac treatment just before these beauties!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 5:46pm

"In fact, trust me, we received several emails from her….there were more photos, more scandalous one, mind you….Moe and I thought it’d be inappropriate to post a bunch of them."

Well then, thank you.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 6:05pm

Two hotties holding each other close, it doesn't get much better for us heteros, oh it can but this will do.

She may be a virgin, who knows. I am sure someone has said this before but that just means she has probably done a ton of oral :)

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 6:19pm

wait where does it say for a fact shes a virgin?? this is the only place i've read it and it doesnt even say any words from her mouth.. i dont belive it.. someone let me know where else this is

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 6:25pm

Now that's REAAAAAAL hot. TOO hot. WOW. They're so gorgeous. Look at their killer eyes. These two are perfect. If they fuse together I bet the world will explode.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 7:06pm

This might be my ultimate lesbian fantasy.

Ok. So I took a peek at Ashley before finishing this comment, and now in conclusion I will affirm that these two absolutely do it for me more than any other women.. ever.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 7:10pm

these two are SOO much hotter than Gisele, not even close to being in the same league

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 7:52pm

2 of the hottiest woman in the world, 10xs hotter than Gisele,
They look like they need a boy toy......OK I WILL DO IT, I'LL DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT and I'll do it all night long

I have to go rub one out

Thank You Brazil

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 8:27pm

theyre such beautiful creatures.

adriana has fangs tho :S

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 11:40am

yea adriana looks WAY better when her mouth is closed.. those teeth are hideous

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 1:24pm

Her teeth give her character -- it'd be dull if she had no distinguishing feature except for perfection. That being said, I don't really think it detracts from her beauty. :/

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 8:59pm

For more info about Adriana visit

http://www.adrianaunlimated.tk

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 9:31pm

"Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage." That's Victoria's Secret siren Adriana Lima in the latest issue of GQ, which has crowned her "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin." The skin-baring Brazilian bombshell, who has been linked to both Derek Jeter and modelizing rocker Lenny Kravitz, says she isn't worried about how men will react to her decision to wait for her wedding night. "I don't care. They have to respect that this is my choice," she explains. "If there's no respect, that means they don't want me." , thought you may want to see this quote:)

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 12:51pm

shes so cuteeee omg i love adriana she is preeter than assandria or whatever

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 2:04am

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Thursday, March 30th, 2006 @ 4:49pm

adriana is sooooooooooooooo gorgeous

Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 12:17pm

Uhm Alessandra's prettier by a wee bit... especially in these pictures. Plus miss Lima has had some work done, whereas Alessandra's all natural. But you know I love them both. They're different kinds of beauty. When they're together, that's the ultimate hotness. Can't beat that.

Saturday, April 29th, 2006 @ 2:57pm

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Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 8:10am

Actually, hermanita, Alessandra had her ears surgically pinned back a while back. Apperantly they were sticking out too far out when she was younger.

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 @ 4:36pm

I go away for 6 days to come back and find out that Lima is a virgin and Hilton has herpes. AHH! What's the world coming to?

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:03pm

Wheres Ana? She is Alessandra's best friend...and the cutest!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:16pm

Maybe she only has lesbian sex to tame the sexual beast living inside her Brazilian bod...

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 @ 1:06pm

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