About the Bastardly Crew
Monday, April 17th, 2006 around evening with martini & women in hand
We love all things that involve beauty, scandal, money, and of course, love. The Bastardly was first used to keep in touch w/ friends, but then one day it took a turn for celebrity filth. I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton was involved in some fashion.
After nearly five years of doing this filthy work, The Bastardly has grown to two offices in the United States, 20 employees & we've been mentioned on MTV, VH1, Maxim Magazine, E! Entertainment, FHM, CNN's Situation Room w/ Wolfe Blitzer & Larry King Live (just to name a few). I'm kidding about Wolfe Blitzer, of course. Wolfe Blitzer is a money-grubbing whorebag & we're against those types of people.
For those who've bothered to read this far down, we run three other sites which also contribute nothing important to this world: Bastardly Travels, Buttafaces & Bastardly Interviews.
The Bastardly Web Development
For those wanting kick ass service & some of the most talented web-developers on planet earth, please hit up As If Productions. Your next project will not only rule, but you'll do it all within your budget! Rock on, Tod!!!
The Bastardly Theme
All credit for this design goes to Mr. Michael Heilemann. You can reach Michael @ Binary Bonsai.
After nearly five years of doing this filthy work, The Bastardly has grown to two offices in the United States, 20 employees & we've been mentioned on MTV, VH1, Maxim Magazine, E! Entertainment, FHM, CNN's Situation Room w/ Wolfe Blitzer & Larry King Live (just to name a few). I'm kidding about Wolfe Blitzer, of course. Wolfe Blitzer is a money-grubbing whorebag & we're against those types of people.
For those who've bothered to read this far down, we run three other sites which also contribute nothing important to this world: Bastardly Travels, Buttafaces & Bastardly Interviews.
The Bastardly Web Development
For those wanting kick ass service & some of the most talented web-developers on planet earth, please hit up As If Productions. Your next project will not only rule, but you'll do it all within your budget! Rock on, Tod!!!
The Bastardly Theme
All credit for this design goes to Mr. Michael Heilemann. You can reach Michael @ Binary Bonsai.












