Bastardly Couples Matchup: Kate Beckinsale & Len Wiseman vs Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Friday, January 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOne couple (Brad & Angie) pretty much represents Hollywood gossip, while the other gets media attention solely due to Kate Beckinsale's hotness level. Choose your favorite couple wisely...
All pics were snapped at last night's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards held @ the Santa Monica Civic Center.
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Angelina just isn't that hot!! Why do they
make such a big deal about her?
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Because Angelina could suck a nail out of a board with her lips. Imaging when she loses all her teeth.
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Neither is particularly hotter than the other.
Angie is cool though. Dig a chick that can handle a knife. She's different. A litle scary. A little Saintly. A little dirty.
Kate is fucking boring.
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I<3 Kate's dress GORGEOUS The other one is so bland
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Kate beats Angelina in every category imaginable. Kate will always be my favorite death dealer, too.
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I agree. Plus Brad was never hot. I can't stand that pretentious asshole.
HoneyReply to this Comment
Len knows enough to stand back and let Kate shine. I even think Kate has a better chance of saving the world than Angelina does. Brad is like the male version of Angelina.
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Brad is the male version of every chick he's ever banged.
HoneyReply to this Comment
Maybe he loves himself so much, he likes to bang women that remind him of himself.
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I think its the other way round. He doesnt like himself thats y he takes the personality of his girlfriends. He was a hippie with Juliet Lewis, classy with Gwyneth Palthrow, Guy-next-door with Anniston and now he's all about saving the world with Jolie (which he never gave a shit about before).
Who the fuck is Brad Pitt?
HoneyReply to this Comment
Damn, you really don't like this dude. lol
I have a deep seeded hatred for Angelina, but I'm trying to keep it under wraps.
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Kate doesnt even come near to what Angelina has despite the fact that shes stunning.
sandraReply to this Comment
Kate wins on every level....hair, eyes, smile, boobs, stomach, butt, legs, feet, sexiness, talent, intelligence, sense of humor, and she has a British accent. lol
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They both do a lot of charitable work though, & I can respect that as I'm sure you do
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
Sure, I respect anyone that does charitable work. I just have more respect for someone that does charitable work anonymously.
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I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
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Ha! :D
JessReply to this Comment
I know you hate Angelina, but Kate hasn't done anywhere near as much as Angelina to help save the world. I like Kate a lot, but she is a princess who prefers to stay in LA and she never walks out the door without perfect hair and makeup. You think you're going to find her in Ethiopia covered in dirt helping the poor? Yeah right. Angelina may be a lot of things, but she's not afraid to get her hands dirty. Give credit where it is due.
That said, Kate alone is beautiful, but she is quite plain next to Angelina. Kate does have a much better body than Angelina though. Both of them are pretty good at playing action characters, but I think Kate may be a better actress if she starts to do more dramas.
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Maybe the poor people in Ethiopia are not the ones that need to be saved. Usually the people with the most.....suffer the most.
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Does that include yourself, ACE??
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I don't need to be saved, do you?
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you two little ungrateful bitches. you and all of humanity need to be saved..........BY ME BITCHES!
btw Pam has very nice hair like an angel. she's ultra skinny too.
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Dude, you are starting to freak me out big time..
Pamela Susan Coursonhow many times a day do you watch my hair?!
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my lost child come to me. i do not need to watch your hair. i am your hair. i made your hair.
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says ricky schroder and his privileged silver spoon ass. get real. people with the most don't suffer the most they just make it seem as if they are suffering. poor me, no one understands the pressures of having everything. boo fuckin hoo :~(
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u spoilt fat yank i neva heard such crap!!!! get ur lazy ass ova 2 africa then u asshole!!!!!
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I'm sorry, but this argument makes no sense when compared to the context of what you originally said: "I even think Kate has a better chance of saving the world than Angelina does."
Anyway, suffering from your own neurotic tendencies is not the same as suffering 'cause you've been gang raped and haven't eaten in a week. I'm not saying that the former isn't suffering, but that there are varying degrees, and the former and the latter are quite far apart on that continuum.
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"Maybe the poor people in Ethiopia are not the ones that need to be saved. Usually the people with the most.....suffer the most."
ACE I don't know you, but that was a really stupid thing to write. I mean, yes everyone has their cross to bear, suffering goes on all over the world. But you cannot compare the strife of the third world with those of the rich west. We have clean water, food, medicine, access to education, BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS... I'm actually lost for words...
SierraReply to this Comment
You shouldn't take my posts so seriously, especially the ones where I reply to an uncertified bastard by the name of "moron"
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Angelina is the best, because she is differents and so many ways. But that dress is horrible!
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Angelina is like Alien. I keep waiting for that second set of chompers to come flying out.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Now, see... The couple I want to see, is Angelina and Kate. Now THAT would be my favorite couple. Especially if they got into a fight, and then had angry, grudge-fuckin' make up sex.
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Give me "stay at home and fuck like rabbits" boring Kate and Len over fish lips and pox marks "look at us" Skangie and Pittfaces excitement.
Kate is a goddess. Len is a lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
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all you people are stupid. angelina & brad are so much hotter. angelina is so much skinner that kate and brad is more manly than that other guy. nothing is better than a skinny girl and a big strong muscle man.
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hahhahaha the stupid user would be you. who wants a skinny girl..?...when you can have a woman....
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n kate has the face of any other slightly above average attractive chick - Godess v mortal - the divine 1 wins!!!
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are you kidding me?!!! angelina is perfection compared to kate, angelina har such defined bonestructure, while kate's chin is kind of long and odd...
angelina; taller, sexier, more beautiful, skinnier...
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They both look like old hags.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Bradley and Jon Voights idiot daughter are about as interesting as watching a pimple on my dick. Kate on the other hand is smokin hot and if she were only single, she'd get an 8.5 on the DUDES sliding scale of doable.
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Kate gets my vote.
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Angelina has morphed into a praying mantis/Cenobite from "Aliens" hybrid. And her and Pitt are overexposed.
Kate is hot, but is probably a bitch in real life. If there's one thing the Bastardly posts on her have shown me, it's that she has bitchface quite often.
That aside, I would go for Kate first.
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I don't know why people are saying Angelina is taller than Kate. She's actually a little shorter. Celebheights.com have
Angelina listed as 5 ft 6.75in and Kate is listed as 5 ft 7in. Angelina has a massive head, huge hands and feet which make her come across as taller. Kate is alot more delicate
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Angelina and Brad- both talented and good looking, besides, who the fug are the other two...
LiloReply to this Comment
Say what you will, I think Brad and Angie both still have it. Kate is pretty but Angelina looks like a goddess, I love her unique looks... and it's not just her lips.
ThatsJustWrongReply to this Comment
agreed!!
sandraReply to this Comment
I don't necessarily think either of them live up to their hype. I mean Kate is just SO FUCKING BORING. Sure she's beautiful but it's like she wears the same fucking thing to every event and every candid shot of her is no different to yesterdays. And I've seen her in like, one decent movie in her entire career. Angelina I don't think is that spectacular but she has the confidence and the sass that just makes her an absoloutely unique goddess you can't look away from.
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I personally do not care either way. This is all sooooo redundant and boring.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Jolie is not that bad, but just thinking of how she messed up her body with all those ridiculous tattoos, makes me think she's a fucking degrading clown...on the other hand Katie is so much classier, besides being pretty and no tats that I know of...
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I'm sorry but you cannot compare Kate to Angelina. It's undeniable that Kate IS hot. She has a great body and I love her when she has big hair. But facially she cannot even compare to Angelina. ESPECIALLY with her hair up. She needs to wear it down because her facial features really aren't all that. She is pretty, but that is all. Angelina is getting older, she has tattoos and is too sinewy these days. But she is still far more beautiful. And the fact that she does charity should not envoke criticism. She uses her wealth and fame to draw attention the the attrocities of this world. If people find that irritating then they obviously have no realisation about the realitites of poverty, war and disease.
SierraI understand people thinking that it would be more admirable if she did charity anonymously, but she can use her fame to help vocalise the detrement of such issues. So what if people despise her for it. She is breaking ignorance. And lets face it the media produces as little coverage about these affairs as the possible can. Meanwhile, people die. I think other celebrities should follow her example instead of spending every penny they have on lipo.
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I totally agree that celebrities should use their wealth and fortune to promote charitable work, but should not use their charitable contributions to promote their careers. There are many celebrities that do just as much or not more charitable work than Angelina, but for some reason people put her on a higher pedistal than everyone else. I do respect her for her charity work.
If you think Angelina is more beautiful than Kate, that's your opinion, but I disagree.
Maybe my real issue with Angelina is that her ugly mug singlehandedly ruined the movie Gone In 60 Seconds for me. lol
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Ugly mug or ugly hair? She had the worst hair I've seen in movies in a very long time. I couldn't get past it. LOL! Luckily, the movie had Giovanni Ribisi. He's weird, but steals most scenes he's in.
I think both ladies are equally beautiful, but in different ways.
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The bad hair didn't help her cause. I wish they could edit her out of the movie altogether.
Giovanni is a great actor and is underrated. He was excellent in Boiler Room and Saving Private Ryan.
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LOL! Angelina is a bony, anorexic little skank with ridiculously fat lips and a higher than thou attitude, running all over the world stealing little kids from deprived parts of the worlds.
Kate Beckinsale absolutely destroys her in the looks, class, personality, and intelligence departments.
Eat a sandwich Angelina, you boney whore.
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Angelina have a better face than Kate .Kate have uneven thin lips and a funny forehead.Angelina have even lips, but heavy jaws, but her face fits her whole look and body better than Kate.
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