Zooey Deschanel @ FNMTV Premieres

Zooey Claire Deschanel, {pronounced Zoh-Ee Day-sha-nel}, (born January 17, 1980) is an American actress, musician and singer.

Since 2001, Deschanel has performed in the jazz cabaret act If All the Stars Were Pretty Babies with fellow actress Samantha Shelton. She has sung in several of her films, and her debut album Volume One (recorded with M. Ward under the moniker She & Him) was released on March 18, 2008. Wiki

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Look dude...Step away from my women before I have to beat your Jason Lee / Jerry Seinfeld looking ass to the ground.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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meh, Emily Deschanel is so much hotter in my opinion.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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Look...EVeryone is obliged to there own opinion....But are you blind?
Skeletor face does not beat Zooey by any strech of the imgination.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:07pm
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She's cute in sort of a deer in the headlights sort of way.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:11pm
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She just doesn't do it for me... looks a little to frumpy or something.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:24pm
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Big blue eyes/dark hair = always hot combo. I love this chick. She's quirky and cute, which is another combo that I love.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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She's everything I'm looking for in a woman.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:25pm
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I feel like if I look her in the eyes, she'll steal my soul.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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ok isnt that the dude from "She And Him"

i love her, but was dissapointed by that CD...

BTW Ed, u know shes playing NYC this summer with She And Him?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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Yes...I thought about going, but I wasn't moved by the CD either so...I'd be going just to stare at her...Which might be worth it.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:42pm
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Don't think that is M. Ward

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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She sort of looks like she's on drugs here...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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She looks like the type of chick that likes to smoke a lot of pot before and after sex.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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man, why is she so mezmerizing....

if she wasnt, Jess wouldnt have ditched Leslie, and she wouldnt have died....

fucking Zooey....

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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Fucking Zooey and her hippy songs and her fucking gibson acoustic car.
He should have invited her and they could have been sorrounded by pretty girls/women.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:46pm
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i like all those deschanel girls. they're gorgeous.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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i know everyone seems to adore this chick... but DAMN! she looks like that chick from the ring that comes out of the TV. i wouldn't look twice at he. if anything i'd mistake her for the ghost of christmas past...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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LMAO Ghost of christmas past....

i cant hate on Zooey and em anyways,....even if they sucked, which they dont, their mom and dad worked on Twin Peaks.

Mary Jo was Mrs Haywood, and Caleb directed some epis....

LOL zooey always looking high and fucke dup....think they brought HER to the set to chill with David Lynch, but never Emily? LMAO

Zooey looks like something out of a Lynch movie...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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She looks like an understudy for Ricky Lake in 'Hairspray'.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 8:30pm
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Her eyes are incredible. Might be the nicest set of eyes in H'wood.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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no, thats not M.Ward. yes, i agree with Some Guy, ABC and Wut.
Peccavi - frumpy, get bent.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 6:27am
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