Whitney Port @ 2008 MTV Movie Awards
Friday, June 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer GriffinAnd the Wiki says...
Whitney Eve Port (born March 4, 1985)[1] is a participant from the MTV reality television series The Hills.[2] She is a former fashion contributor for Teen Vogue.
Port prefers to keep her personal life separate from her professional life and chooses not to have intimate life details aired on the reality television show, including her relationships and family life.
In a recent interview in Teen Vogue with Lauren Conrad, Whitney said that Lauren and Audrina Patridge had invited her to move in their apartment, but she declined the offer. [Wiki]













Where's the red carpet?....
She's wearing it!
Here face looks really nice here.....A bit too much make up though.
The red carpet dress matched with those immeasureably bad footwear make her legs look like twigs.
They may be the worst shoes I have ever seen.
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she's really cute but WTF with her knees? is one lower than the other, or is this camera angle, God i hope so...
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How do you walk into a shop and pick up those shoes and say, "Yes...I'm going to were these pieces of trash in public."
Maybe she's legally blind. Yeah that must be it.
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Did she purchase her own shoe making kit?
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She looks like Ivanka Trump's ugly little sister.
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"MTV reality television" - nothing on TV is reality!
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Big face, no waist, no hips. Yeah, the thing with the knees is freaky.
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WOW the knees are really freaking me out !!!
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Superdave...I think her knee is just bent....not having 3D sucks...
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What's with the whole knee thing? I don't get it. I know I go on and on about feet, but knees?
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She looks like the silly chick you'd like to get in the sack.
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Grandmothers are knitting shoes now?
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sorry ACE, you have brought me to a new level of physical awareness...lol
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My work is done here! lol
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what a shit excuse for a pair of legs. her thighs are the same size and thickness as her calves. that's pathetic
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Freaky eyes and those shoes look to be on a five year old.
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This chick is so average looking. How did she get the babe classification. I propose new category, average chicks...
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i have to admit homegirl is hot (i.e. the Rolling Stone Cover of all 4 Hills biiiiatches) and she is most def fuckable. Her ego just like all them other girls is writing checks the clit aint cashing. You go up to ol girl in a bar and all she gonna do is give you shade.
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there is nothing good about any of this
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lmao those shoes...no wait, no legs, no face, nothing...just a big mess
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waist*
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hey i like this girl! she's not annoying and has to put up the LC's bullshit. she hasn't punched LC in the face yet. lots of self control so she gets bonus points in my good. the shoes gotta go.
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