When Will Verne Troyer Sex Tape Girl Ranae Shrider Do Playboy?
Friday, June 27th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Ranae Shrider is a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. I guess she aspired her ass to Verne Troyer's mini-me penis in order to get on the cover of Playboy. Is it just me or are chicks super conniving these days? Anyway, since Hef will put anyone popular on the cover of his mag, I'm pretty sure we're only days away from an announcement.
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she can aspire all she wants to be a model, but that aint happening.
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She looks like an Egyptian tranny!
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She is definitely at the bottom of the model Totem pole, the part thats buried deep.....really deep.
Mr. SinisterReply to this Comment
Decent body I guess, reminds me a bit of that Adrianne Curry chick in the last shot...
JonYoReply to this Comment
UNinspiring model more likely. pHOto shoot (read: skeet) anyone?
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like what i said in the most recent Cassie thread. 'its amazing what young women will do to become famous and stay famous.'
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
She gross, and did she really let mini-me bone her. Double Eww
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
WOW she looks busted up...
Danny44Reply to this Comment
If you are going to pose...In your drawers...You might as well match the top with bottom and put away the granny panties....Kind of a rule of thumb.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Oh holy god no!
PeccaviReply to this Comment
Who took those pics, her 2 year old niece?
GolianoReply to this Comment
Her penis is probably bigger than his.
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I wouldnt pay a penny to see that battle axe naked. Yuck! She is nasty & wicked ugly!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
I would only watch this because I have never seen midget porn before and I am curious (in a sick sort of way) about how he's going to look while on top of her and in various other positions.
HalleryReply to this Comment
Just avoid joining the Lollypop guild.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
What is she? A fuckin hand model?
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
talk about burying it to the nuts...vern is gonna have to bury it to the shoulder...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
wait, when did mini me do a sex tape?!?!? WOW... thats some really creepy shit...
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
Are you saying Verne did her in the pooper? LOL! Chalk one up for the little guy....probably whacked her over the head with a brick and said, "yeah take it all bitch".
Big PapiReply to this Comment
u disgusting bitch u...she is using this midget to get exposure since she wanna be a model...oh my god!
d55Reply to this Comment
That's a man baby.
PeeteeReply to this Comment
Women are attracted to money, not to men. This is a fine example.
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"aspiring model"??!!
She is too ugly to be a model her face is scary.They are both creepy.
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Verne has no money for a gold digger to be attracted to, he's faaaaar from rich. He's in debt up to his eyeballs in back taxes to the IRS. I think legitimately liked him, but now through no fault of her own the poor girl is going to get judged mercilessly and picked apart to little bits by the media with this sex tape nonsense.
JonYoReply to this Comment
Huh?.. "through no fault of her own"?? How's that?
Yeah, I'm sure the media will be all over mini me and this no name hag. The frenzy surrounding KimKar's and Paris' tapes will pale in comparison. NOT!!! LOL
GolianoReply to this Comment
I like both of them the same, she looks enough like a guy for me to want to do her, and when I'm done with her I'll do him. I'll do 'em both in the rear anyway, so it doesn't matter to me what they look like in the front. And if she has a penis, or can at least use a dildo on me, then we can swap positions on the bed, one at a time, and then I'll take it up the poop-shoot next. I'll basically do anyone and let anyone do me, now that I've walked out on the best person to ever walk into my life. I'll never get that kind of great booty again, so I know I'll have to start settling for any hole (oops, I mean port) in a storm now. Shoulda' woulda' shoulda' stayed with my true love....... (Paul said to Paula, the one that is getting away, but he won't realize his mistake until it's too late).
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