What's Wrong With Jessica Simpson's Mouth?!

Is Jessica Simpson lost in deep thought again?!

If it was just one photo, then whatever, but she's make the same face in all the pics...Any bastardly explanations? Is this what happens after years & years of Daddy Oral Sex?!

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"What's Wrong With Jessica Simpson's Mouth?!"

my cock ain't in it.

...too much...?

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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Ewww. She's ugly. And she has a man-face.

xtoolx
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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i want some words from the shoe experts... :)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:26pm
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When people get nervous getting their picture taken, they get tense and purse up their lips like that. Well, some people.

jennyla
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:27pm
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her body is nice but her face is kind of rough and her iq is as high as a moth I liked her when she first came out.

babygirl2000
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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A visit to the dentist probably.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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Wow... there are some DUMB people on this site!

Her mouth has something in it, you douches. A piece of candy. A mint. A life-saver. Duh.

Sound like a possibility?

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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A visit to the dentist probably. But what's on her shoe.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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alex, it's not nice to call yourself dumb...

Moe
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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loki... i read that singers supposedly give the best blowjobs.

let me clarify i saw something where some designer guy said he got blowjobs from males and females/various people whoose profession has given them a media profile. and he put singers at the top of the best blowjob list. i guess that makes since..

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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Too much plastic surgery she has the potential to be very hot but she is ruining her beauty.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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What's Wrong With Jessica Simpson's Mouth?!"

she just gave loki a blowjob. busted... :)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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@ 10 Glim-dog

dude, all the more reason to stand by my first comment :)

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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lol@12
hahaha!

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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Hey I'm with Alex cause she knows the difference between sucking on mints face and sucking on ballz all day face.

Hey Lok Dog you told her to keep that cleft so you can have a place to rest in between her jaw breaks.

BoneCrusher
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:51pm
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She was sucking too much on Loki's sour dick!!! Wtf?

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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Hey Moe, I'm not pointing any fingers. There are as many bright folks on here as there are dumb ones.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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17
that sweet and sour, guy. lets get the facts straight. first you get the sweet, then... BAM!

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:57pm
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" I LIKE HOLDING DADDYS CUM IN MY MOUTH'

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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How the hell does she walk in those ridiculous shoes?

Kenny Lingis
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:14pm
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I'd still knock one off inside this gorgeous girl.... or make a big splash on the DD's.

And thats the bottom line......

Stone Cold
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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A short girl in 6-7 inch heels, is STILL a short girl.

5'2" - 5'3" to be specific.

omega
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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Toilet paper on the bottom of her shoe in pic 3.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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#2 Really!! You better not be a man cause thats pathetic.

BlueElement2k
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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her lip injections are worn out...she needs to get them redone...she looks much much better and feminine with big lips

oh and BAM!!!!!!!!!! Good one, Moe. hahaha

d55
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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21,
she hates her short legs (she said it herself on her reality show - dont ask how i even ended up on it but i was flipping through)...thats why she wears huge heels all the time...she is most likely used to wearing heels all the time and has no trouble.

d55
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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thats it! shes trying to pout to make her lips appear large as they were

esmeralda
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:48pm
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has no trouble walking in them*

d55
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:48pm
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Speaking of dumb people - hey, look! It's d55, the dumbest, ugliest cunt on the whole site! Yay!

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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d55 bad thing you did, insulting eve. poeisgone is beautiful, jealous of eve being friends with her.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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What's wrong with her mouth? She's trying to preserve her daddy's cum for a whole 24 hours!

Oh and her shoes are ridiculous and stripper-like. Just accept the fact that you're short, whore!

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:01pm
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looks like pure hillbilly trash. Ugly ass shoes made by Shauna Sand, cheap wal-mart dress, greasy roots, and pathetic lip positioning to make her lips look bigger..you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't... you know the rest.

junglegirl
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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btw pic #4 is she pregnant with Pimp Daddy Joe's bye-be?

junglegirl
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:07pm
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ok loki..gonna make it abit harder for you (especially since i know you like both simpsons)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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ok loki, you can only choose one simpson....which ??? ;)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't...

beat junglegirl

:)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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although i wouldn't say no to any ashley mouth action... it has to be jessica all the way, baby!
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not really relative to the head subect but... OW

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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ah...loki, has spoken. :)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:31pm
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"Daddy oral sex" naaasssty!!! you guys are super sick :P

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:35pm
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oh my god god bunny person...how big of a loser are you...how old are you? talking about being jealous of a virtual friend...oh my god...so fucking sad...get a hobby, little kid...stop trying to fuck with adults, and stay in school...bitch, why are you so obsessed with me and reading my comments in eve's guest entry? dont you have other shit to do? my god.

Alex,
LOL - you make me laugh...get your nasty, cellulite ridden ass out of here...why u on the bastardly? still not exercising using that hereditary cellulite BS as an excuse not to move that gross ass?

d55
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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and you've got sass. :)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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above was aimed at sass. :)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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LOCK-JAW SYNDROME!!!!!!

DAMAGE Inc.
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:44pm
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d55 fuck you, you made eve mad. fuck whoever stole my name!

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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@d55, i see you went to eve's guest book to try to kiss her ass after your fuck up.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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@ 38 Loki

SHe totally made that brush out her pubes

concubine
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:59pm
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fuck this endless argument with d55. it's about as entertaining as watching flys, slowly sucking a dicarded turd dry over the course of a week. you know what better than this argument... the body of jessica simpson-

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lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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but i hate know it all d55. an nobody is the boss of here except moe.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 8:10pm
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Romo must have fucked the hell out of her face last night. Looks like gravity is starting to become her nemesis. That's the great thing about girls with small boobies, they age better.

Mike Litoris
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 8:40pm
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She looks like Romo told her to get the fuck out as he was fucking Ashley up the booty!

jjm
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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jessica simpson is ugly and her body is masculine. She's worse than britney plus the bitch acts so fucking stupid she's not even funny. And her music is pure shit too. Didn't she wear some stupid shirt that said stinky ass. Plus the ugly bitch does remakes all the time thats always a sign that your not an original. her and her sister both need to be shot for being fucking lame and worthless.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 8:46pm
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awww... didn't she just get dumped??

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:06pm
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@ # 31, # 45 and # 46. Sorry dear, but you're wrong. I still like D55.

Eve
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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Jessica simpsons body is no where near masculine. what the hell?? those legs are so shapely, toned and feminine. and those breasts are unbelievable. soooo hot.

Kenny Lingis
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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On topic now: her lips look "deflated", thinner than usual...perhaps she's stopped taking collagen injections.

Eve
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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Eve

On topic now: her lips look "deflated", thinner than usual..."

uh no, eve that caused bt the loki efeect... ;)

Glimmer
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:28pm
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jessica all the way baby

redneck
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:36pm
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she is pulling a "Victoria Beckham"

Nocturna
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 9:59pm
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@ Glimmer. No, no...I really wanted to comment on her lips, I think they look better now (more natural).

Eve
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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Oh I guess Romo just dumped her because she sucks in bed.

Mike Litoris
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 10:27pm
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@54, ok great take the insult from d55. her crosseyed-cockeyes must be
really trusting. an yet again some dirty fucker stole my name.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 11:49pm
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#1 - ROTFLMFAO

My thought EXACTLY (except it is MY Dick missing from her mouth)

She does have Great Tits and legs and is cute enough to get a special facial too.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:42am
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she has a masculine face and short masculine legs...tennis ball calves and stubby.

but at least she's better than assley

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:46am
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lol... probably tony romo that was with her in hawaii, is now call off since fall 2007

Blickerfield93277
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:57am
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she said in an interview that she had her lips done about a half a year ago and hated it. she got restylane injections. it wears off in 4-6 months. maybe she got them done again but is trying to hide it by sucking her lips in.

cassie
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 5:34am
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shut up psycho bunny person...how did i insult her? thanks again for confirming your ass is a little kid because you dont know how adults joke around...fucking idiot...mind your own business and go, pick a kid your own age to mess with on the playground

d55
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 7:44am
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@d55, no you shut up whore. you called her man looked like a terrorist, that was fucked up. not funny.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 8:34am
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She had a strooooooooooooooooooooooke.

damnable
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 9:58am
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I'm looking at both those picture of her above. And she looks like a man in both of them. She's the ultimate tranny queen. And I agree I heard she does suck in bed I bet Nick lackey is happier without her. And tony romo just dumped the manly simpson too.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:10pm
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i don't understand how big breasts and sexy legs equal manly...???
baffling indeed...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:18pm
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it seems like she was waken by a earthquake in the middle of a blow-job

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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Jessica Simpson has incredible hulk shoulders too. everything about her is trannyish!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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if i was that fat i'd have big knockers too

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 6:51am
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