What's Wrong With Jessica Simpson's Mouth?!

"What's Wrong With Jessica Simpson's Mouth?!"

my cock ain't in it.

...too much...?

Ewww. She's ugly. And she has a man-face.

i want some words from the shoe experts... :)

When people get nervous getting their picture taken, they get tense and purse up their lips like that. Well, some people.

her body is nice but her face is kind of rough and her iq is as high as a moth I liked her when she first came out.

A visit to the dentist probably.

Wow... there are some DUMB people on this site!

Her mouth has something in it, you douches. A piece of candy. A mint. A life-saver. Duh.

Sound like a possibility?

A visit to the dentist probably. But what's on her shoe.

alex, it's not nice to call yourself dumb...

loki... i read that singers supposedly give the best blowjobs.

let me clarify i saw something where some designer guy said he got blowjobs from males and females/various people whoose profession has given them a media profile. and he put singers at the top of the best blowjob list. i guess that makes since..

Too much plastic surgery she has the potential to be very hot but she is ruining her beauty.

What's Wrong With Jessica Simpson's Mouth?!"

she just gave loki a blowjob. busted... :)

amen Loki

@ 10 Glim-dog

dude, all the more reason to stand by my first comment :)

lol@12
hahaha!

Hey I'm with Alex cause she knows the difference between sucking on mints face and sucking on ballz all day face.

Hey Lok Dog you told her to keep that cleft so you can have a place to rest in between her jaw breaks.

She was sucking too much on Loki's sour dick!!! Wtf?

Hey Moe, I'm not pointing any fingers. There are as many bright folks on here as there are dumb ones.

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that sweet and sour, guy. lets get the facts straight. first you get the sweet, then... BAM!

" I LIKE HOLDING DADDYS CUM IN MY MOUTH'

How the hell does she walk in those ridiculous shoes?

I'd still knock one off inside this gorgeous girl.... or make a big splash on the DD's.

And thats the bottom line......

A short girl in 6-7 inch heels, is STILL a short girl.

5'2" - 5'3" to be specific.

Toilet paper on the bottom of her shoe in pic 3.

#2 Really!! You better not be a man cause thats pathetic.

her lip injections are worn out...she needs to get them redone...she looks much much better and feminine with big lips

oh and BAM!!!!!!!!!! Good one, Moe. hahaha

21,
she hates her short legs (she said it herself on her reality show - dont ask how i even ended up on it but i was flipping through)...thats why she wears huge heels all the time...she is most likely used to wearing heels all the time and has no trouble.

thats it! shes trying to pout to make her lips appear large as they were

has no trouble walking in them*

Speaking of dumb people - hey, look! It's d55, the dumbest, ugliest cunt on the whole site! Yay!

d55 bad thing you did, insulting eve. poeisgone is beautiful, jealous of eve being friends with her.

What's wrong with her mouth? She's trying to preserve her daddy's cum for a whole 24 hours!

Oh and her shoes are ridiculous and stripper-like. Just accept the fact that you're short, whore!

looks like pure hillbilly trash. Ugly ass shoes made by Shauna Sand, cheap wal-mart dress, greasy roots, and pathetic lip positioning to make her lips look bigger..you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't... you know the rest.

btw pic #4 is she pregnant with Pimp Daddy Joe's bye-be?

ok loki..gonna make it abit harder for you (especially since i know you like both simpsons)

ok loki, you can only choose one simpson....which ??? ;)

you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't...

beat junglegirl

:)

although i wouldn't say no to any ashley mouth action... it has to be jessica all the way, baby!

not really relative to the head subect but... OW

ah...loki, has spoken. :)

"Daddy oral sex" naaasssty!!! you guys are super sick :P

oh my god god bunny person...how big of a loser are you...how old are you? talking about being jealous of a virtual friend...oh my god...so fucking sad...get a hobby, little kid...stop trying to fuck with adults, and stay in school...bitch, why are you so obsessed with me and reading my comments in eve's guest entry? dont you have other shit to do? my god.

Alex,
LOL - you make me laugh...get your nasty, cellulite ridden ass out of here...why u on the bastardly? still not exercising using that hereditary cellulite BS as an excuse not to move that gross ass?

and you've got sass. :)

above was aimed at sass. :)

LOCK-JAW SYNDROME!!!!!!

d55 fuck you, you made eve mad. fuck whoever stole my name!

@d55, i see you went to eve's guest book to try to kiss her ass after your fuck up.

@ 38 Loki

SHe totally made that brush out her pubes

fuck this endless argument with d55. it's about as entertaining as watching flys, slowly sucking a dicarded turd dry over the course of a week. you know what better than this argument... the body of jessica simpson-

but i hate know it all d55. an nobody is the boss of here except moe.

Romo must have fucked the hell out of her face last night. Looks like gravity is starting to become her nemesis. That's the great thing about girls with small boobies, they age better.

She looks like Romo told her to get the fuck out as he was fucking Ashley up the booty!

jessica simpson is ugly and her body is masculine. She's worse than britney plus the bitch acts so fucking stupid she's not even funny. And her music is pure shit too. Didn't she wear some stupid shirt that said stinky ass. Plus the ugly bitch does remakes all the time thats always a sign that your not an original. her and her sister both need to be shot for being fucking lame and worthless.

awww... didn't she just get dumped??

@ # 31, # 45 and # 46. Sorry dear, but you're wrong. I still like D55.

Jessica simpsons body is no where near masculine. what the hell?? those legs are so shapely, toned and feminine. and those breasts are unbelievable. soooo hot.

On topic now: her lips look "deflated", thinner than usual...perhaps she's stopped taking collagen injections.

Eve

On topic now: her lips look "deflated", thinner than usual..."

uh no, eve that caused bt the loki efeect... ;)

jessica all the way baby

she is pulling a "Victoria Beckham"

@ Glimmer. No, no...I really wanted to comment on her lips, I think they look better now (more natural).

Oh I guess Romo just dumped her because she sucks in bed.

@54, ok great take the insult from d55. her crosseyed-cockeyes must be
really trusting. an yet again some dirty fucker stole my name.

#1 - ROTFLMFAO

My thought EXACTLY (except it is MY Dick missing from her mouth)

She does have Great Tits and legs and is cute enough to get a special facial too.

she has a masculine face and short masculine legs...tennis ball calves and stubby.

but at least she's better than assley

lol... probably tony romo that was with her in hawaii, is now call off since fall 2007

she said in an interview that she had her lips done about a half a year ago and hated it. she got restylane injections. it wears off in 4-6 months. maybe she got them done again but is trying to hide it by sucking her lips in.

shut up psycho bunny person...how did i insult her? thanks again for confirming your ass is a little kid because you dont know how adults joke around...fucking idiot...mind your own business and go, pick a kid your own age to mess with on the playground

@d55, no you shut up whore. you called her man looked like a terrorist, that was fucked up. not funny.

She had a strooooooooooooooooooooooke.

I'm looking at both those picture of her above. And she looks like a man in both of them. She's the ultimate tranny queen. And I agree I heard she does suck in bed I bet Nick lackey is happier without her. And tony romo just dumped the manly simpson too.

i don't understand how big breasts and sexy legs equal manly...???
baffling indeed...

it seems like she was waken by a earthquake in the middle of a blow-job

Jessica Simpson has incredible hulk shoulders too. everything about her is trannyish!

if i was that fat i'd have big knockers too