What's Going On w/ Sandra Nilsson's face?

These were snapped @ a Conde Nast Traveler event held last week.

And the Wiki says...
Sandra Nilsson (born February 17, 1986 in Ystad, Sweden) is an Swedish model who was the Playboy Playmate of the Month for January 2008.

In 2006, Nilsson was voted Sweden’s 7th Sexiest Woman. She was the January 2008 Playboy Playmate, the first person from Sweden to achieve this honor in over a decade.

Nilsson currently lives in New York City where she is focused on her modeling and acting careers. She spends a great deal of time doing charity work and is a vegetarian[3] who likes to ride horses. Nilsson speaks Swedish, Danish and English. [Wiki]

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28 Scandalous Comments

I see nothing much wrong here...?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:30am

2nd.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:39am

I agree...gorgeous eyes.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:40am

She getting ready to pounce! Watch as this wild beast hunts its prey in the jungles of West Hollywood...Roar!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:46am

Hey Moe, how much crack you been smoking this morning? She's a babe, don't see a problem at all here.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:46am

maybe i had one too many cups of coffee...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:50am

Her eyes look just like Adriana's in the first pic.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:50am

eck! either i'm on the same dose of coffee as moe, or this just isn't hot. either way i ain't seeing the beauty.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 10:59am

Looks fine to me. She's attractive. Nice eyes.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:01am

she's good to go....everything looks good, face, bod. Man she's hot.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:21am

I think what he means is her fat jaw.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:29am

She has the face of a porcelain doll, very pretty. Looks a little like Charlize Theron.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:44am

I don't know what's going on with her face but I do know that as soon as my roomate leaves for work my jizz is GOING ON her face, or, my computer screen, at least. Whatever, beggars can't be choosers. If the closest I'm going to get to splattering her perfect mug is a picture of said mug on said screen, then, oh well, who cares, I am Billy Whizz, and I rule.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 12:05pm

Her face definitely looks fat in that pic - I don't know if you people are blind or what. Maybe fat is blind to fat.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 12:22pm

what the fuck is up with her big toe in page 2.
Thats really fucked up right there?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:44pm

What an oddly fat face. Did not expect to see that hot, svelte body attached to that face.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:10pm

i`d suck her toes

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 7:59pm

She used to be gorgeous.
Now, for some reason her face looks bloated and very flat (2 dimensional)
like getting hit with a frying pan.

She is still very pretty though.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:45pm

I can still see the hotness in her,but I can also see the bloated with something off as well....

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:51pm

@19
I agree
Very pretty anyways

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:55pm

She looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan. Her face seems fat for a thin woman. Other than that, she's very pretty.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:06pm

Looks like the love child of Summer Altice and Danica Patrick. Wish I had witnessed the conception.

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 4:05am

no wonder i never thought she was hot...her entire face is flat and going inwards...the nose is also ugly and her teeth are huge and the entire gum area is off...so she has this piggy look to her...u know, when u put your finger on the tip of your nose and lift it, you will see what i am talking about...with the gum and all

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 10:01am

She is gorgeous everything looks good, her eyes is beautifull Man she´s hot hot hot

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 6:39am

I would like to see more of her alot mor, one of the most beautiful womwn i have ever seen.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:30pm

She is hot. Looks like a cross between Adriana and Miranda.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:09pm

She is very beautiful. I didnt know she was swedish.
Gorgeous face

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 10:43pm

I didn't get it at first, but it takes patience. Look closely. Study each pic for at least 15 minutes. If you watch long enough, you will notice that her face slowly morphs into a reptilian creature from another dimension; then it calls you by name and tells you it will eat your soul.

Moe, is that what you were talking about?

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 12:55am

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