Vanessa Lorenzo Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, May 16th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Katie Price, aka Jordan, sunbathing topless [HollywoodTuna]
- Absolutely Amazing KISS Performance: Must See! [CO-ED Magazine]
- Michelle Trachtenberg Shouldn’t Hang With Skinny Girls [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Paris Hilton And Benji Madden ARE Talking About Getting Married [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married [Celebslam]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol. 13 (part 2/2) featuring Bar Rafaeli [The Bastardly Society]
- Name That Celebrity Cleavage: Take Two [Complex]
- Star Jones Can Kill With Her Fists [Dlisted]
- Should Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse be around animals? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Ashlee Simpson has stripper-less bachelorette party [Cele|bitchy]
- Johnny Depp has a big wiener [The Blemish]
- Bas Rutten in GTA IV [Flabber]
- Hot Trend: Celebrity Cellulite [CityRag]
- A Gremlin or Tila Tequila? [DerekHail]
- Lily Allen Doesn’t Feel Well [Celeb Warship]
- British Beach Babes are NSFW [Fatback Media, NSFW]
- Blake Lively Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Well she certainly has a very tempting body, but I don't know, her face spoils it all, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed that's for sure.
MundoReply to this Comment
Me say of course Johnny Depp has big weiner.
Cookie MonsterAll movie star leading men have big weiner.
Me say it prerequisite of job, like being a jet fighter pilot or a starting power forward.
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Is it me, or does this photo set make anyone else frisky?
MadMaxReply to this Comment
The face needs a brown bag.
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