Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Takes "The Best Damn" Tour to Chicago


Lavigne's new image, show seem by the numbers
Avril Lavigne, the sneering pop-punk princess who burst onto the music scene six years ago with two monster singles ("Complicated" and "Sk8er Boi") and middle fingers blazing, was nowhere to be found on Friday.

The Lavigne who did appear at Allstate Arena was neither bratty nor contentious. With her blond locks and bubbly stage persona, the 23-year-old Canadian who wed Sum-41's Deryck Whibley in 2006 appeared to have been replaced by a spirited high school cheerleader. Her between-song banter, which sounded as if it were pieced together in a boardroom, proved as robotic and hollow as her newfound grin. "I want to dedicate this to anyone who's been a fan of mine since Day One," she offered at one point, punctuating her statement with the toothy faux smile of a beauty pageant contestant. [Chicago Tribune]

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31 Scandalous Comments

i think it's time to move on with the punk rebel phase. she's married now, isn't she? good thing her husband's a tool, because i don't think anyone else would put up with her shenanigans

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:06pm

I'm pretty sure I have punk rock t-shirts older than her. Hell, one of my leather jackets is almost as old as her for sure.

Great... her music sucks and she makes me feel old. Bitch.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:11pm

i am not even gonna bother and type insults for this cunt

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:17pm

oh yeah, that glittery, barbie microphone looks so hardcore and punk by the way...what a fucking joke is this bitch

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:18pm

I want to use her shirt to line my bird's cage.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:19pm

Don't care if she fits the "punk" lifestyle anymore (if she ever really did). I just want bang her like a screen door in a hurricane (yes, that's my favorite saying).

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:21pm

She is about as punk as George Michael is heterosexual.

Her career is just about over. The only thing that can revive it is if she starts doing porn.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:38pm

I can't stand her, I am embarrassed that she is a fellow Canadian!

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:44pm

Avril: I want to be the Sid Vicious of my generation.

John Lydon: Good. Maybe you'll die, then.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 4:44pm

as a canadian myself, i ask does anybody from a another country want to swap for her? Carrie Underwood maybe? or how about one of the spice girls? anyone? please? we'll thrown in Celine Dion for free!!

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:01pm

I will never forgive her for slaughtering Knockin' on heaven's door

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:12pm

I'll never forgive Guns N' Roses for it either..... Oh and Avril, first picture looks like a actual depiction of what you are doing in the board room.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:18pm

^totally. i so hate her version. As for her punkness, she's sooo punk with her costumes and props she looks like she's part of a casual VS PINK fashion show. yeah, that's how ultra punk she is.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:19pm

Not to mention that the bitch SPITS on her fans! After that I have no use for the bitch, fans are what made her what she is today...ultimate skank!

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:20pm

can't stand that punk crap but i want to bang her so bad!!

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:25pm

Hey...I spit on my fans, too.

But that's because my spit is actually Moet & Chandon White Star.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:26pm

Spit in my mouth Caitie

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:27pm

She must have a pink pussy cat.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:29pm

Faker Giirrrrlllll! She's no punker when she cashing all those concert and royalty checks!

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:41pm

bitch sang Metallica's Fuel...i was speechless...I hated the song for a while and now am barely getting over it

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 6:47pm

I always imagine she has freckles on her pale coochie. No idea why. Must have been exposed to too many blohan firecrotch pics or something. meh.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 7:40pm

I'm still waiting for the day she dies.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 7:41pm

when will the ground just open and swallow this lame bitch?

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 9:16pm

#23 lol

this ultra-punk rock makes me overheating with my mind this fast!!! damn she some pink pussycat lover!

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 9:23pm

Nevermind the rest, this chick is f*ckin cute.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 9:26pm

Is anyone still buying her, "I'm a punk. No, really, I am" line? Give me a break.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 10:11pm

Piece of fucking shit. Can you Americans please give her citizenship so she ditches her Canadian citizenship, please. So we don't have to hang our heads in shame like a bunch of schlubs.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:24am

Only if you'll take Britney off of our hands.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:54am

And Paris.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:54am

you''ll see how much punk she is when you see her videos complicated and sk8er boi

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 @ 9:53am

she's right about one thing she is the sid viscious of our generation
Sid Viscious couldn't sing, he couldn't play and was a product of good marketing..... so I would say she was spot on

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 7:58pm

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