Ugly Update: Yup, Donatella Versace's Still Ugly
Friday, April 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Donatella Versace to Attend White House Correspondents Dinner
Time magazine is determined to have the coolest, most conspicuous, and possibly most awkward table at the White House Correspondents Dinner later this month. How else to explain why they invited Donatella Versace? Well, aside from the fact that she's the most recent "10 Questions" subject. The dinner takes place in Washington, D.C., where boxy suits in non-reflective fabrics are the garb of choice. [NY Mag]
WTF? I'm trying to eat my lunch!
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Not even for $3m would I hit that shit. Make it go away!
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Where's Maya Rudolph when you need her?
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
very ugly, plastic surgery addicted
but I would do it for the $3m and free versace clothes
neo geishaReply to this Comment
Can we just brown bag the whole package, face, neck, tits, ass, and legs????? WTF???
SchmaddaKidReply to this Comment
Full Front Tranny assault! Bag the bitch!
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Preach Caitie! Preach!
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
As she asked us to be nice,I will only say nice things...Uhmmm......
B......Erh.....Uhm.....
Yeah,thats about it.
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Face reminds me of a codfish
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This has to be a transvestite, right? Btw, just yesterday I saw a documentary about Versace and how this faggot was shot to dead by some other faggot, pretty funny stuff.
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Why is an 80-year-old man dressing like a 20-year-old girl?
He/she is too old and too disgusting to be dressing like that.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Call Dupont; we need a Kevlar bag for this one
SmackyReply to this Comment
ive been trying to think of a way in which you could make this girl look "acceptable" . there is almost ALWAYS a way. but i just cant think of one.
maybe wash all her face off. shave her head and let whatevers gonna grow, grow back. give her a dressing gown and some food, and she might just look like a respectable looking grandma..
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Yikes...that mouth...if that mouth was coming at me I'd be paralyzed with fear...
JonYoReply to this Comment
she has man hands
the kittenReply to this Comment
is it jus me or does she look like the white version of new york's mother (sister paterson) ?!?!
highrollerReply to this Comment
"but I would do it for the $3m and free versace clothes"
ditto.
MoeReply to this Comment
she looks like an old man with blond hair lol
zainaReply to this Comment
That's fucked up.
GolianoReply to this Comment
see, when a person is THIS ugly, i dont even bother to comment
d55Reply to this Comment
Her daughter is dying.
MichaelaReply to this Comment
of what?
MoeReply to this Comment
Of some sort of eating disorder. I read she's in a hospital.
MichaelaReply to this Comment
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