So, the caption above means very little. There are obviously a lot of people buying her book (for some f'd up reason). Anyway, here are a few of lame reader reviews from Amazon...

I really enjoyed reading this book! Interestingly enough, I wasn't even a Tori Spelling fan when I bought the book. I had read an excerpt in People Magazine, and thought that Tori sounded so down-to-earth and real in the piece that I bought the book. I wasn't disappointed either. Ms. Spelling's openness and friendly manner draws the reader in completely. [Source]

I read this book in two days! Tori Spelling seems like the girl next door you could be best friends with! She reveals interesting details throughout.

Especially riveting is the vacant relationship she has with her emotionally remote mother. Candy Spelling has around $500 million (apparently), but she can't bring herself to have any kind of meaningful and solid relationship with her daughter. Instead she appears to like to control every aspect of her daughter's life in the only way she can - with money. She seems to have a "I'll buy you what I like, but if you don't like it you can pay for it yourself and don't expect any more help from me - ever." kind of attitude. Case in point Tori's first wedding. After reading about it, it seems that this was Candy's dream wedding - not Tori's! No wonder Tori and Dean flew off to the other side of the planet (sans Mom)to get married!

Ehem-ehem-bullshit-ehem-ehm. Sounds like one of Tori's kiss up friends...

Funny, warm memoir by one of our old favs frm 90210. Was so good I wanted to keep on reading about her life!

Ehem-ehem-liar-ehem-ehm--Ehem-ehem-bullshit-ehem-ehm. Sounds like another Tori slave...

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