The Olsen Twins @ MET's Costume Institute Gala
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

A rumor floating around goes like this: People in the know are claiming that Ashley Olsen is keeping Mary-Kate drugged up so that she can take more control of the Olsen Empire. Millions are @ stake and greed is apparently responsible for Mary-Kate's painful downfall...
Anyone know more details?
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wow the one in balck is actually starting to look like a real healthy person with no sign of keibler elf. This is the first time that either of them looked attractive at all.
i am a little scared.
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EW...YUCK!!! WTF happen to these two CHIMPMONKS!!!!!
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If they're identical twins how come one looks taller than the other, or is it the hunchback, heels, weird. I agree, Ashley doesn't look like a troll here.
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Ashley looks good, nice dress. Eyebrows are a bit much though.
Mary Kate looks really drugged up. And why is she so hunched over?
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ashley = HOT
mary-kate = WTF
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manolo= actually they're fraternal twins
The one in black is hot, both have pretty eyes
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Mary Kate is hot. She has a great pair of legs and has excellent taste in fuck-me shoes.
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WTF not attractive at all Mary-Kate.
looks like she's super old. blah.
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They used to be so pretty...
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i'm almost positive they are not fraternal twins
and check out the shoes in pic 4
the one in black has heels on with a lift where the toe part is
i'm sure this has a name but i don't know it
the other one has regular looking heels w/no lift
plus the one in the gold is standing very slouchy
while the other is standing straight up and down
mystery solved
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^^^^
hot boy
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Wow,every one was waiting for them to turn 18,now look at the she-monkeys. People are saying Ashley looks good here,next to Mary-Flake Joan Rivers would look hot.
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Ashley (in black) looks healthy and happy, Mary Kate (in gold) looks like a sick coke addict. ugh.
There's probably only 5-10lbs difference between the 2 of them, but on those 2 elves 10bls is like 55lbs on an average person.
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These chicks are hurtin'
/that one twin looks so old
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Ashley is a hairy little monkey.
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Wow, the one in black actually has a neck and combed hair and a dress that fits. She needs to fix her eyebrows, but she looks way better than the greasy, strung out one in the gold dress.
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dude...the one on the left clearly has some mental issues...noone would show up with that type of hair...she looks completely out of reality.
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Mary Kate is a fuck monkey. She reminds me of Gauge, the pornstar, and I bet she fucks like one too. Nice shoes and legs, BTW.
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and about the height difference: no, she isnt wearing any lifts...thats the sole of those shoes...one has always been taller than the other...even in Full House...in a few episodes, both of the girls would showed up at the same time and even then it was obvious
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*both of the girls showed up*
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I wrote'em a song (or stole it, whatever):
Monchichi, monchichi
Oh so soft and cuddly!
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@ 21 my sister had one of those dolls they are the worst looking things ever!
They still remind me of those Treasure Troll Dolls.
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OMG, Ashley looks so hot! Wow, that's a first!
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WOW - Ashley looks alright (Quite Bangable)
Mary-Kate looks like a Crack Whore.
Ashley should take over their Empire and keep Mary-Kate Drugged
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The one in the black dress looks like gloopy-eyed model whatshername.
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@18 - Even when she's completely strung out and answers the cell phone in the middle of sex (best Gauge moment EVER), Gauge looks 1000x better than Mary-Kate Olsen.
As far as one twin keeping the other drugged up, that sounds completely preposterous.
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Keeping one drugged up? That's the weirdest, sickest rumor I've ever heard. Maybe one is way into drugs but don't blame it on the other sister.
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^Exactly. Isn't Mary Kate the one with all the problems? I'd think about doing drugs too if I was all strung out getting over anorexia and childhood stardom, and then someone I was dating died tragically. I seriously doubt that Ashley is behind any of her sister's drug issues.
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It's not as if Ashley has to drug Mary-Kate herself. Mary-Kate has always been out of control. Remember, Mary-Kate was the one that Heath Ledger phoned before he croaked. Ashley just has to sit back and let MK drug and fuck her way to oblivion. Passive murder.
Maybe it's not just about the money. Maybe Ashley is sick of having a lookalike and wants to be an individual. I can imagine that happening with twins, that kind of resentment and competition. Mary-Kate used to be the "hot one" too and now look at Ashley, all shiny and glamorous. I mean, for the first time you can tell them apart.
The problem for Ashley is that they are famous for being twins. No one will care about "Ashley Olsen."
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um.. it looks like mary kate is ashley's pet troll that she keeps hidden in the attick, and just decided to bring out with her for the day..
it doesn't help that mary kate is permanently hunched with ratty hair in her face.
she looks like a crazy cat lady.
ashley seems to be an evil bitch.
and that's why she looks better in these pictures.
too bad soo sad.
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^^^^^ haha!!
they look cracked out no doubt!!!
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Betty Rocker, the fact that you not only know who Gauge is, but can reference one of her most notorious moments makes you, at the moment, the most bad-ass budinsky on the Bastardly. That is so hot, baby.
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Betty, this one is for you:
flash2.eskimotube.com/26759.Gauge-Little-Pussy-Spinner.html
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ashley looks great...mary kate looks scary
i still love full house though
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why is mary kate look like that? someone tell me
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Mary Kate - Slowly bu surely succumbing to the child star curse.
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No doubt these two have got to be one of Hollywood's ugliest looking twins ever!
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they're fraternal twins who really look alike... not in this case tho...
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they look different, somehow. mary-kate used to be thinner.
she was more hot then
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"Anyone know more details?"
LMAO!!! I know it's a joke, but really much funnier than it appears. Like any of the losers posting here have deep Hollywood connections.
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Do these girls ever age?! I bet if they held their thumbs up and said, "Totally dude", you'd be thinking you just saw an episode of Full House. I do have to say that the twin with the gold dress is looking a lot like Goldie Hawn:/
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Ashley is looking better lately
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OH. MY. GOD. they both look so terrible! this is sad. MK looks like she just threw up, she's all pasty and pale (and wtf is with her hair??). her "dress" makes her look like a chunky bag lady. ash's skin looks oily, her hair/eyebrows are crazy... though her body looks good.
gosh, they used to be such cute kids.
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they are fraternal twins, they even say so in interviews. if you don't know that then you really shouldn't even be worried about how they look.
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ew, they both look like shit. obviously mary kate's worse, but ashley's hair and face look greasy, and her eyebrows are getting ridiculous. mary-kate just looks sad...like the only way anyone looking like that could get excused for it is if they really are drugged up. its like they purposely try to look like disgusting bums with bad hygiene. wtf...they're so rich and they were (and still could be) so cute.
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Creepy and scary.
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omg...taht gold one looks...just scary...
xD
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