"The House Bunny" Chicks @ Project Beach House in Malibu

L-R: Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Kat Dennings, Rumer Willis

Shelley Darlington (Anna Faris), a Playboy Bunny, teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex – only to learn that what boys really like is what's on the inside.

Shelley is living a carefree life until a rival gets her tossed out of the Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, fate delivers her to the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. Unless they can sign a new pledge class, the seven socially clueless women will lose their house to the scheming girls of Phi Iota Mu. In order to accomplish their goal, they need Shelley to teach them the ways of makeup and men; at the same time, Shelley needs some of what the Zetas have – a sense of individuality. The combination leads all the girls to learn how to stop pretending and start being themselves. Wiki


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1st voter and my choice was Anna Faris!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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What is the read head's name?
She's by far the best.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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I love Anna Faris perky personality, BUUUUT Emma Stone is a red-head & more SexyCutePerky.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:39pm
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you guys are all straight. these chicks are ugly

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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so aint no one gonna vote for Rumer?

not even a sympathy vote

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:52pm
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rumer gets my vote.she's got a great ass.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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Emma then Anna. both have nice tiny bodies and nice legs and feet, right ACE?

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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I don't know who the hell she is, but I like the one in purple. Don't get me wrong I'd screw them all, if I could ....but the one in purple goes first...lol.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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anna faris looks cute all the time. blonde, brunette...always looking cute.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:09pm
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ana faris annoys the hell out of me. i hate her voice , i cant even watch the movies shes in

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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Emma Stone is the hottest. I'm guessing the Rumer votes weren't serious.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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at first I was really bored by Kat, but in spite of the weird nose, if she had a better hair color and it wasn't in her face, and with a bit of a tan and a better dress, she could stand out. That dress is awful, so ugly, like a big bag and it's completely smooshing her boobs. It's not even trying to be flattering (see last page)

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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Goodness my sperm would look fantatic spaltered all over Beautiful Anna's face. Love her blonde hair.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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weres the close up shot of rummer!!! i demand one

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:42pm
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Get a job, Rumer.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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emma has cute feet

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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I vote for Faris...

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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What a bunch of ugly ho's except Rumer. Yes. Rumer. In this particular picture.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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Ahhhhhh, Kat Dennings, my favorite eye candy in the world. As soon as my eyes hit Kat in a picture, I won't even notice anyone or anything else in the shot. Something about her face makes me almost obsessed with her...so beautiful...

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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I'm right there with you. Something about her is very alluring....

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 7:53pm
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I guess I'm the only one that thinks that the redhead is an ugly freak show, I mean have standards been lowered so far that people think that she's cute. Next I'm waiting to her how egghead's "ok from certain angles".

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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There is somthing about Kat Dennings that just screams freak! Hey, it's my Bastardly fantasy!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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I'll go with Emma because redheads are more exotic (not sure if that's the correct term) than blondes. Besides, that yellow dress looks pretty with her hair.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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kat dennings ftw

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 9:30pm
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Anna is more marriage material. Kat might have the right body for a best selling sex tape. Rumer might be more limited to the S&M crowd. Emma might get me thrown in jail.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 9:54pm
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i think rumer willis' parents give money beforehand to people their daughter will hang around with so they wont make fun of her...i mean, shit, if your regular kid looked like that, he would have committed suicide by now

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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rumer looks like a cross between bruce willis and demi moore

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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lol, every picture is named "anna faris", so I think that pretty much tells it.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 @ 5:30pm
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any one of them would be fine...EXCEPT rumer---but that kinda goes w/out saying, i know she cant help it, but the girl is just not very attractive.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 @ 6:59pm
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My choice is Katharine Mcphee

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:01am
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