"The House Bunny" Chicks @ Project Beach House in Malibu
Monday, August 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Shelley Darlington (Anna Faris), a Playboy Bunny, teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex – only to learn that what boys really like is what's on the inside.
Shelley is living a carefree life until a rival gets her tossed out of the Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, fate delivers her to the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. Unless they can sign a new pledge class, the seven socially clueless women will lose their house to the scheming girls of Phi Iota Mu. In order to accomplish their goal, they need Shelley to teach them the ways of makeup and men; at the same time, Shelley needs some of what the Zetas have – a sense of individuality. The combination leads all the girls to learn how to stop pretending and start being themselves. Wiki












1st voter and my choice was Anna Faris!
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What is the read head's name?
She's by far the best.
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I love Anna Faris perky personality, BUUUUT Emma Stone is a red-head & more SexyCutePerky.
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you guys are all straight. these chicks are ugly
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so aint no one gonna vote for Rumer?
not even a sympathy vote
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rumer gets my vote.she's got a great ass.
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Emma then Anna. both have nice tiny bodies and nice legs and feet, right ACE?
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I don't know who the hell she is, but I like the one in purple. Don't get me wrong I'd screw them all, if I could ....but the one in purple goes first...lol.
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anna faris looks cute all the time. blonde, brunette...always looking cute.
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ana faris annoys the hell out of me. i hate her voice , i cant even watch the movies shes in
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Emma Stone is the hottest. I'm guessing the Rumer votes weren't serious.
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Kat Dennings.
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at first I was really bored by Kat, but in spite of the weird nose, if she had a better hair color and it wasn't in her face, and with a bit of a tan and a better dress, she could stand out. That dress is awful, so ugly, like a big bag and it's completely smooshing her boobs. It's not even trying to be flattering (see last page)
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Goodness my sperm would look fantatic spaltered all over Beautiful Anna's face. Love her blonde hair.
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weres the close up shot of rummer!!! i demand one
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Get a job, Rumer.
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emma has cute feet
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I vote for Faris...
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What a bunch of ugly ho's except Rumer. Yes. Rumer. In this particular picture.
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Ahhhhhh, Kat Dennings, my favorite eye candy in the world. As soon as my eyes hit Kat in a picture, I won't even notice anyone or anything else in the shot. Something about her face makes me almost obsessed with her...so beautiful...
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I'm right there with you. Something about her is very alluring....
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I guess I'm the only one that thinks that the redhead is an ugly freak show, I mean have standards been lowered so far that people think that she's cute. Next I'm waiting to her how egghead's "ok from certain angles".
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There is somthing about Kat Dennings that just screams freak! Hey, it's my Bastardly fantasy!
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I'll go with Emma because redheads are more exotic (not sure if that's the correct term) than blondes. Besides, that yellow dress looks pretty with her hair.
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kat dennings ftw
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Anna is more marriage material. Kat might have the right body for a best selling sex tape. Rumer might be more limited to the S&M crowd. Emma might get me thrown in jail.
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i think rumer willis' parents give money beforehand to people their daughter will hang around with so they wont make fun of her...i mean, shit, if your regular kid looked like that, he would have committed suicide by now
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rumer looks like a cross between bruce willis and demi moore
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lol, every picture is named "anna faris", so I think that pretty much tells it.
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any one of them would be fine...EXCEPT rumer---but that kinda goes w/out saying, i know she cant help it, but the girl is just not very attractive.
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My choice is Katharine Mcphee
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