Audrina is a stupid attention whore with no talent and a retarded looking face but damnnnnn that body!

i wanna bed over heidi about 30 more degrees in pic 1. OW!

i wanna *bend* over heidi... maybe over a bed though...

audrinas the hottest one

i dont get all the audrina haters shes the hottest one
lauren is a VERY VERY VERY close match up to her along w/ heidi

i have no idea who the fuck whitney is (if thats her name... is it???)

What the hell has happened to Rolling Stone?

Heidi looks so fake, whitney is cute tho

I would fuck Audrina's brains out!!!!!!!1111

oh god, heidis fake tits look ridiculous here

Rolling Stone Magazine.
what a fucking joke
Maxim's pretentious older brother
shilling for MTV and any other soulless corporation that will keep the editors in booze and pot so they can pretend it's still 1970
and their magazine actually has something creative and relevant to say
if you are going to sell out that completely at least be a little honest about it and change the fucking name of your magazine
assholes

Personally I don't like Heidi but putting that aside she can 'get it' from pick 1... Actually all of them can catch it

The biggest bunch of lesbos if there ever was one.
Spencer is the only one on that show that likes dick!

That being said...whitney is the cutest...Audrina has the hottest bod.

lesbo bunnies!!!

Lesbos huh? I like lesbos, can I have all four?

Heidi annoys the living shit out of me,but daaaamn,that body!!!!
And Audrina is a freak in bed,she has kinky written on her forehead....

"the most influential show we've ever had" by MTV president of entertainment Brian Graden

moe...maybe this 'secret code' for maybe the most influential show ever on mtv ??? or specifically(sp?) likely the most influential show on mtv during the brian graden era. then it doesn't sound as dumb/insane...

brilliant words as always john ! :)

eve, i have no idea what happened to rolling stone ???

Rolling Stone...

This magazine is so far behind in the times it's no longer the funny joke it once was. They gave one of Yoko's albums five stars (out of five stars). What the fuck??????? Five stars should be reserved for albums like Exile on Main St, or a Radiohead album. These stoned out fucks that write for this worthless mag need to get their heads out of their fucking asses and find something better to put on the cover then the sluts from the Hills.

And as for MTV's "most influential show we've ever had". MTV is a bigger joke then Rolling Stone! Influence? Maybe fourteen year old girls with no self esteem, but the rest of the world could give two shits about the bubble gum plastic pop programming that they air on a daily basis. What the fuck happened to the music videos, that was the whole reason the channel was started for in the 80s. If they do show a video, its of some shit rap star that has no fucking talent. Enough already.

Thats not to say I wouldnt rail Audrina and LC hard though!

@18: Ya, i know. Who the fuck listens to decent music and watches the Hills?! I mean, i don't give a shit how hot the chicks are on the show, it's just not television.

will bang the hills out of Audrina and Heidi!

Rolling Stone completely fails.

handsome balck fella..so mtv was good pre everyone having a cell phone ??? ;)

anyway..... ;)

i know it's too late since damage inc. and paul got there first. but that's cool...

and honey you know i'm just messing with you... ;)

actually, what i was thinking when i saw this cover is that no one looks human on covers any more.

actually neither of these are really have me going 'wow'. but lauren could change that if her sex tape hits. talk about setting the modem on fire... :)

Come on glimmer....An Audrina sex tape would be MUCH more inresting....hahaha

Notice how they made Heidi cover her manchin with her hair.

Glimmer I know u playin :)

fuck ! Heidi is freaking fugly ! the rest of the girls are fine.

hey b. !!!! :)

which one is audrina ??? hmm whay do you think a sex tape featuring her would be better than one with lauren ???

and sorry b. it's been rumored a sex tape with lauren is 'out there'

anyone heard rumors od a audrina tape ??? (please make b. smile and say yes !!! )

insert maybe each generation gets the rolling stone mag it deserves joke here.

most that thinkcurrent rolling stone sucks/thinks todays 'pop' music suck. there you go...

the joke to me being i don't think todays kids are passionate enough about(todays) music to give a damn about rolling stone mag. so yep i bet they care more about video games and the hills. i could be wrong about that though....

and hey handsome black fella(if you're still here) lauren or audrina(since you'd rail either) which sex tape would you rather see ????

Yeah Glimmer,I know of the rumour about LCs sex tape....But Audrina has Kinky freaky sex written on her forehead,so I think she would be a lot more interesting to watch than Lauren....Dont you agree??
hehehe...Not that I would mind to see Lauren as well,she gets me curious....hahaha

Since Audrina is actually looking into the camera today I'll pick her.

THIS IS NOT NEWS!

Ya, my apologies. we try our best to report only the most useless news.

Did you see that headline of Blake Lively almost falling last night?! It was pretty crazy news, as well...

thank you b. and handsome black fella !!!!!! :)

and b. i'm gonna have to 'research' the aura of kinky freaky sex you're hinting audrina throws of. now if she only rides horses too... ;)

what a useless bunch

LOL @ Moe I liked the Blake post & Heidi & Audriana looks like they would be freaks in bed. LC looks like she would only give you one position 2 if you count her getting up off her back at the end.

I could watch a Heidi tape as long as Spencer wasn't in it - that's a deal breaker. Heidi & Tommy Lee now that's some action.

whoa, kind of shocked that heidi is a part of this shoot. i wonder if this means the feud has died down, or if they're all just getting paid a shit load of money to pretend they're BFFs?

Audrina looks amazing.
I want to rub her legs and lick her toes!

like lays potato chips i couldn't have just one. I'll take all of them please

Audrina would get it, but only from behind so I can't see those fucked-up eyes.
The rest get a bag of hay each.

so fucking fuckable...yet so fake...

I want, no I NEED close ups of those feet...

Lauren is the prettiest to me. I agree about Heidi's boobs on the second page, they look ridiculous although her body looks good on the cover.

Heidi is the best of the bunch here, because I love her legs. Heidi also has the prettiest feet too. It's just a shame about her chest...she should have stayed natural.

i think whats amazing is how different they look in the phooshopped cover compared to pic2.

Legs.... Nice.

rolling stone sucks.

Wow rolling stone is so not a good magazine anymore...

"LC looks like she would only give you one position 2 if you count her getting up off her back at the end."

that was so funny bonecrusher !!!!!

:)

@ #17, that shit was real, good post

thats not a magazine cover..its a list of vapid hollywood cunts that have long over stayed their 15 minutes of fame that they fucked their way into. And seriously Audrina looks so amazingly dumb i am surprised that bitch remembers to breathe.

Oh my God, do they ever, like,eat?

Heidi look like a faggot. She's trying way too hard with her ugly face.

"19. Moelicious

@18: Ya, i know. Who the fuck listens to decent music and watches the Hills?! I mean, i don't give a shit how hot the chicks are on the show, it's just not television."

the real question is, "who the fuck listens to decent music and reads rolling stone" because the magazine has had no real clue abotu good music for a quite a few years now.

the hills on the other hand, actual plays the music of lots of musicians that are covered in rolling stone six months later. the point is, its not television, its entertainment. its just another form of packaged entertainment for the world, brought to you by a sell-out magazine. face it. enjoying rolling stone is just like sitting down for an hour of mtv.

Whats with these hills bitches they have no talent why are they on tv and why are they so overrated .

Heidi = Not cute with her manchin, but nice body (should've kept her real boobs)
Audrina = Hottest, sexiest girl of them all.
LC = Overrated. Her face kind of looks piggish to me.
Whitney = Cute, but looks like she'd be a prude.