Engagement: Is Nick Cannon Gonna Be Mariah Carey's Bitch?
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
How can a dude like Nick Cannon---a guy who's slept w/ the likes of Kim Kardashian, Selita Ebanks and a handful of other hotties---make the moves on a chick like Mariah? Plus, what the fuck's up w/ all these young dudes trying to get with old chicks? Let's keep in mind that Mariah's a couple years shy of 40 & Nick's only 27. Nick should be banging chicks like Emmanuel Chriqui, damn it!
Before this news hit, we just put Mariah in the category of chicks who would have sex w/ top dog music execs in order to keep her Diva license, but apparently that's not the case. I'm sorry, but we can't see her settling down & popping out babies like Britney, Christina & J-Lo.
So taking all this into consideration, it's very safe to assume that one of Nick Cannon's main motivations for choosing this path is quite simply money! Mariah is swimming in the shit---especially after her latest album, E=MC-Squared.
Regardless of what happens, many congrats to Nick. I'm pretty sure he can get the side-ass every now & then while Mariah's on the road w/ her dog.
Bastarchived in Bastardly Asks, Cougar, Dudes, Mariah Carey, Music, Temporarily In Love
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he gave her the same ring that he gave selita, they'll be over in a week.
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Yeah as soon as he miss fires that cannon.
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He should've stayed with Christina Milian she was younger and finer.
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What an idiotic thing to say that he should be "banging younger chicks". Mariah is hardly "old"! A women in her thirties and forties who's beautiful, in good shape, knows her body and truly enjoys sex is a very erotic thing! Try an "older" woman and you'll see!
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The better question is what the hell Mariah is doing with Nick Cannon. He's lame. I'm sure she can find less lame younger guys. lol.
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whats up with him with all the hot chicks hes so ugly
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HA HA HA H HAH AH AHHA HA HAHA HA HAHAHAA AAHAH AH AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well if she is too greedy to have a baby and wreck her body she can just marry him! I don't think any fluids will be exchanged!
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It's being reported that they already got married, this guy is so smart, he's 27 , shes 38, so he bangs her for a couple of years, by the way she still looks hot, she appears in a new magazine, I forget which one, but she looks smoking hot, so back to the banging, he bangs her for a couple of years, when her looks go, hes out the door with millions, now hes young with millions, now he'll have all wannabe celebrity chicks, gold diggers on his knob, lucky son of a black!
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nick cannon sucks!
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nick is one LUCKY ass bastard. its like he hit the pussy lottery. first he bangs selita, one FINE ass women. Mariah probably not as nice, but you know they are screwing like dogs. After he banks off her, he will have his choice of pussy, who, where, when, and how. Hats off to him.
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he can have her! she's busted anyways! More Selita for me!
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lol, I don't own a tv, but I can thank trashy magazines for finding out about this one! I'm at work in the bookstore and this lady checks out, as I am ringing the stuff up I came across this crap, I think it was people magazine or some shit, anyway, my jaw fell to the floor and my face has not been the same since!
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but then to again I would've found out here on bastardly today so,
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