The Bastardly Race Card: The HSM 3 Photocall
Monday, May 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
There are so many things going on here, so let's see...
1. Was this a segregated shoot?
2. Why can't the brotha get some love?
3. And the sista?
4. Who's Disney gonna pay this time around to "leak" nude photos
5. What else...?
Tisdale's trying to give a sexy stare and stick out her non-existent chest(not working)
Efron thinks he's a pimp (He's not)
The Hudgie is trying to look jailbait-sh and inniocent so people will stop going on about her having a sex tape for HSM3.(As if it'll ever stop)
Monique has double chin issues.
And for one I think Corbin might actually be dressed douchier thatn Zac ... (well al knew there was something going on with the two of them ...)
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Can a brother get a table dance.
Buck NastyReply to this Comment
Where's the other kid? They can't do HSM3 without the wiener brother!
Okay, I am now taking bets on the first HSM cast member to do a Playboy shoot. I am thinking it may be 2nd-tier Olesya Rulin... Hudgens is damaged goods, so Ashley Tisdale is a distant second. I don't think they would want Monique Coleman (sorry; I just don't see it happening). Then again, a Cheetah Girl may make it into the pages first... Someone told me that one of them had done a nude scene in a Masters of Horror episode (the one where dudes start killing chicks instead of banging them) but it was cut out.
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
So - a White guy, a Black guy & a Mexican walk into a bar....
They go up to a blonde chick that looked like big bird.
Ashley Tisdale says, I want a man that's smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence.
The Zac Efron goes I like to cook liver and cheese.
The Corbin Bleu goes I love to eat liver and cheese.
Vanessa Hudgens goes up to the girl and tells the guys - liver alone, cheese mine!
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
Damn I thought I was looking at a photoshoot for Disney's newest porno...
Noxious BobReply to this Comment
zack is very pretty
neo geishaI feel bad because I like feminine guys
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oh crap bleu is seth rogen as a black guy
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wait what theres other people in this picture besides Ashley Tisdale....
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
@8: He WISHES he was as awesome as Seth. Shame on you!
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
If I ever hear someone accuse Blacks of always playing the race card, I'll just point 'em to Bastardly.com. This place is overrun with bastards who can't/refuse to see past color.
GolianoReply to this Comment
"1. Was this a segregated shoot?"
hahahaha!!!
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
These fuckin shitheads...where lucas hes the better actor and singer...well better than those three stooges
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high school musical #3, damn, there making it in the summer!!! hollywood makes it!
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