The Bastardly Minute With... Gisele Bundchen
Thursday, April 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
There's a rumor flying around that Gisele will be starring in the next Austin Powers---or at least in Mike Myers' next project. DAAAAMNN YOU, MIKE MYERS!!
page 5 says it all...she has no body, no body and no body (probably due to the fact that she has no waist AT ALLLLLLL)...and if you are looking at the bra in every picture rather than the chick, you know it's cuz she is ugly, which was my case haha
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smokin hot
otherwise youre gay or jealous bitch
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Nice pics except for page #5....this woman needs to be photographed at the right angle, because she has no waist or hips.
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cool
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ditto Jayd
;)
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Nice bod..I do have to agree, but the face? neh...
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Yes jayd, I think she´s perfect.
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I really don't think her body or face is all the great. But I guess the face is worse than the body.
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I like her and her hippy pants :)
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When it comes to women and football, I'm not going to argue with Tom Brady.
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she is the best in the catwalk
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So do you think she is a tucker or a dangler?
I'm just kidding.
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Yes, face blah, but body is nice. Its nice because its natural.
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she's just hot
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In the immortal words of Ludacris from his song, "What's Your Fantasy":
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down, to the down to the, to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-sy
OW!
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Her face is ok to somewhat pretty
but the body is FUCK NO
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It's a man, baby!
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Oh, I hate her but she's the most talented one. And picture #5 is unusual since she knows how to look like she had curves.
@ 17. Now the comment really fits...LMAO.
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Meh.
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Yea she's ok, though I'm surprised she's not preggers yet, as that seems to be the 'in' thing to do at the moment.
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she has a great body, especially her legs.
SHE IS BEST MODEL IN THE WORLD, EVER.
even though she doesn't have the greatest face in the world
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2,
yeah, if i were you, id rethink about that "jealousy" theory
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d55, where's the love in your black heart?
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i caught a fish
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sheer hate on my part ......coz shes so got the lot!
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Damla, she has almost perfect legs, so I certainly wouldn't say she has no body, but she is no hourglass, thats for sure.
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Don't get me wrong, I love her legs, but.. she reminds me of these:
http://spiff.rit.edu/classes/phys301/lectures/age/ruler_small.jpg
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i read somewhere that shallow bellybuttons means that your husband wont love you, for what you are inside. random bit.
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Smashing body, baby!
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WHAT A PIECE OF ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yawn. She's not ugly, but a supermodel? I don't get it.
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Gotta love those "If I arch so I almost break my back, I look curvy" pictures.
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You can't be the best model ever with a shitty face like this:
www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-gisele-bundchen-400a050307.jpg
Most overrated model. Ever.
It's her luck the fashion industry is run by gay men, otherwise she would be a no-name.
The icon of all supermodels will always be Cindy Crawford.
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she just hot! also TIRED of these's ASSFUCK haters! i believe thats tom brady's ex-girlfriend, but the patriots fucking LOST at superbowl 42 game in 2008 (2007 playoff finale season) at glendale, az, PATRIOTS SUCKS!!!!
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gorgeous
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She's not ugly or anything. I mean, half the planet thinks she's hot, so who am I to argue against their love for human clothes hangers? However, for me, if there's not at least a *little* bit of hourglass shape going on, I'm just not interested.
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Gisele's face is not really as aesthetically compared to her ex-fellow VS models like Ale, Adri or even Tyra but her body in the right angle can give any normal man a huge boner
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Gisele's face is not really as aesthetically beautiful compared to her ex-fellow VS models like Ale, Adri or even Tyra but her body in the right angle can give any normal man a huge boner
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Pstroyer, you're evil...that is one hideous picture! But I stick with my opinion: I hate her, she's a charactless greedy cold hearted bitch, but she's talented. She can turn THAT face from the link you posted into the ones we see here.
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Even with makeup, what's so great about the face we see here?
# 32 hit it on the head, she contorts herself to give the optical illusion of curves.
There are some thin models who I think are hot, like Ana Beatriz and Irina Sheik. But they have feminine faces.
But Gisele? She's prettier than Heidi Klum or Marisa Miller, but that's not saying much.
Photoshop Gisele to give her short hair, and you'll see someone who looks like a dude.
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BTW, here is an interesting analysis that concludes that Caucasian supermodels tend to have masculine faces.
http://www.femininebeauty.info/sexy.fashionmodels.1.htm
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Surf board with boobs.
meh
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I can watch her pose all day
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