The Bastardly Minute With... A Very Sad Alexandra Maria Lara
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
And the Wiki says...Alexandra Maria Lara (born Alexandra Plătăreanu on November 12, 1978) is a Romanian-German actress. She performs predominantly in leading roles in a variety of historical and crime films. Lara is best known for her roles in Control (2007), Der Tunnel (2001), Nackt (2002), Downfall (2004), and About the Looking for and the Finding of Love (2005). [Wiki]
Romanian-German? That is the worst combo. German women look like men, and Romanian women are just plain ugly and most of them look inbred.
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"German women look like men"?
F that. I am German and resent that. Ever hear of Heidi Klum? Claudia Schiffer?
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Heidi Klum is way overrated and everyone knows she looks manly. I'm not the first to say Heidi looks manly either, look back and read older Heidi Posts on here and you'll see lots of "she's manly" comments.
And Claudia Schiffer is not pretty at all, not even slightly, She too has manly features, she looks like a tranny in this picture:
images.askmen.com/galleries/model/claudia-schiffer/pictures/claudia-schiffer-picture-1.jpg
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Haha. Too true. Wonder if she'd pass the gender verification test for the Olympics?
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Haha. Too true. Wonder if Alexandra Maria Lara would pass the gender verification test for the Olympics?
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Yummy, sad or happy!
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The body would be ok if that face was brownbagged.
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Oh come on
all German women look like men blah...
all American women are fat and smell
she is just gorgeous
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Reminds me of cross between Gisele and Piper Perabo....With just a dash of Cate Blanchett thrown in for good measure. Unfortunately I think she got the least remarkable features from each....
Sad
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Pretty.
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Very pretty girl, no matter what the haters will say on here.
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very depressing
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WTF is that on her wrist? Are paper clips the new fashion accessory?
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From the last picture, it looks like she might have a decent rack
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Dog-faced slutbag homewrecker. The only thing she has going for her is her rack. Just wait until those funbags start to sag, slut. When Sam Riley finds someone more famous to f*ck, he'll be dumping this chick so fast, her head will spin off and land in Botswana. I hear he has to put a bag over her head to f*ck her as it is.
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