Super Annoying Tyra Banks @ CW Network 2008 Upfronts

Since 98% of you bastards find Tyra to be one of the most annoying people alive, what are three (or more) things you hate about Tyra.

Here's my list (really short version):
1. Arrogant
2. Fake
3. Oprah Wannabe
4. Secretly hates fat people, but pretends to love them for the sake of ratings

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lmao @ the caption on page 3...Moe's list pretty much covers it all...her face, arms and legs are so ugly

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:08am
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when she was asked if she was jealous of Oprah, she said, "no" but once she took a lie detector test, this bitch failed.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:09am
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She made Sasha Grey look stupid on TV.

She needs to be beaten.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:21am
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she tries so hard to be the next Oprah but Oprah is extremely intelligent...something this idiot is not.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:23am
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Man this bitch is annoying. She tries to act ghetto but she went to an expensive private school. She is as real as a 3 foot schlong.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:27am
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Shit, she's super-hot, though. I'd hit that uppity ass all day long.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:44am
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classic! i knew this bitch was fake!

During a promotional segment for the new TV show, "Moment of Truth", Tyra Banks, the 34-year-old host had been asked "Are you jealous of Oprah Winfrey?"

Tyra Banks quickly replied, "I think that's ridiculous. Oprah's had a show for over 20 years. I was still in high school or even junior high when she had her show, you know, she's like the God mamma. There would be no reason that I would be jealous of Oprah Winfrey. My answer is no. I'm not jealous of Oprah Winfrey".

That's when the lie detector detected the lie. Laughing with her head in her hands.

Tyra Banks responded, "Well she's really rich, c'mon! I want 500 million dollars. .. I want the money, I want the house in Santa Barbara, the big condo in Chicago. I want the girl's school in Africa, the gorgeous hair!".

Tyra Banks was also asked if she's really concerned about girls' self-esteem issues, in which she replied yes and was verified by the machine.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 10:58am
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Caitie,
how did she make an 18 year old porn star look stupid on TV? If anything, the whore has made herself look stupid on TV by accepting to be on the show to begin with, knowing she was going to be asked the very sensitive questions Tyra asked.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 11:02am
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Seriously, I think Tyra is slowly morphing into Raven. They are both doing the giant belt under the boob thing...

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 11:08am
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this bitch is stupid I dont know why she has her own tv show once on it she called muslims ''middleeasterners" doesnt she know muslims come from all parts of the world

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 11:09am
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LMAO, well done

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:03pm
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No matter what the subject is Tyra will make it in someway about her.

/me, me, me!!!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:29pm
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Oh man.. I must be the only person who likes Tyra on here. Hahaha. I think shes beautiful.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:08pm
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I thought it was really rude how Tyra wouldn't even give Sasha a chance to defend herself, they kept interrupting her. Anyway, this chick is getting nasty, she's trying so hard to look thin, but her arms and thighs are incredibly meaty. Its weird how she never gains weight in her lower legs, though.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:15pm
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# 13

Truer words have never been spoken.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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a still pretty sweet rack is the only reason i can ever put up with seeing her at all.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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Her lower legs look like they're about to snap in two!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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Why does she want the girl's school in Africa?

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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Thats preety fucking stupid when people compare themselve's to people they are nothing like. What does she have to do with Oprah she was a fucking supermodel. Like when Kelly Osbourne competed with Christina Aguillera they are 2 opposite people. And Tyra is fat with a big forehead and ugly blue eyes. I heard she was a nerd in high school too, that I definately believe.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 9:04pm
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I'm so happy to see I'm not the only Tyra hater around XD

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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@20 Shin Shin Actually, her eyes are green not blue (as you can clearly see in the above pictures) and they're FAR from ugly. Now her drumstick legs are another story.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 2:55am
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