Slightly Cold Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures From Maui


Dude, her boyfriend, hockey player Dion Phaneuf, is a straight-up monster compared to her...God damn!

It's well apparent that Elisha Cuthbert likes to be torn apart during sex.

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32 Scandalous Comments

not hot. very average body with no real shape (could use some toning) and a weird face

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:09pm

Awwww she's cute and not so super skinny like other celebs are.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:09pm

Yeah, since she likes GIANT HOCKEY PLAYERS, I would say that it is safe to assume that Elisha likes to get FUCKED really, really hard and fast, preferably with GIANT HOCKEY PLAYER COCK. I think I'm in love. She must be like a dream in bed.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:12pm

You know what....She is kind of blah...But after seeing the Mischa episode of when "semi-good legs go bad"...I can't complain too much. She is pretty average.
The bathing suit isn't helping either.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:13pm

@#1 oh come on, it's probably her first day at the beach this year and I think she's in a great shape. She looks healthy and has curves.
Weird face?! Are you kidding? She's wearing zero make-up and still looks great!
You're one superficial loser!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:15pm

sorry lili, did i hurt your feelings?? she is weird looking and has an avergage body. there, i said it again!!!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:23pm

and this is the bastardly. we are all superficial here. loser!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:24pm

The bleached hair color....ick.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:26pm

I like the sort of plainness of her face, actually - be it a little scrunched.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:38pm

nice muffins, no bugs on that rug, yummy!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:39pm

I thought it was Roseanne Barr with a dye job in that first pic.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:46pm

She looks hot!

/i'd hit it with the bikini on

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:57pm

blah

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:33pm

Fatassssss

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:51pm

I've seen double chins before but I've never seen a double ass! WTF! This is gonna be a big girl... That Canuck better hit it and quit it if he knew what she was all aboot!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:12pm

Meh. Boring and shapeless like others have said.

He's okay from the neck down.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:28pm

i actually agree with kenny lingis. don't get the hype about this girl. plus she really pissed me off in 24, in every single friggin episode...

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:28pm

After seeing the Mischa Barton pics, I think she looks decent.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:31pm

Looks flaccid and her bf looks like an orangutan.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:57pm

I think she looks nice and one of the few stars who is still recognizable without makeup on.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:09pm

I agree that she looks nice now that I've clicked through, but I have to admit when I first saw the pic on the main page, I didn't recognize her.

I thought it was someone much older.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:13pm

Her bf looks like a neanderthal

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:21pm

gee...that boy must be a gem...you know how she is so hard to be impressed and all and is god's gift to men...*scuff*

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:31pm

I'm at work and totally whackin' it under my desk right now,
she is smokin', i'm gonna have to double-up now.....

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:34pm

lmao @15 ..double ass..classic
and totally true

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 6:51pm

adorable, looks good to me

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 7:14pm

her body isn't THAT bad

what the heck did she do to her hair???

looks horrible

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 7:25pm

She should check her top for holes - those Nipples may have torn right on thru

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 8:36pm

looks alright to me - compared to a couple of months ago anyway, nice tan, flat stomach, no cellulite ridden legs,

are they in the VIP section of the sea or something? whats with the wristbands? i hope that Chanel watch is waterproof too lol

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 8:48pm

she's hot i'd do her over and over

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 10:16pm

seriously sweetheart...you're gorgeous. but get that ass to the gym before it gets cheesier

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 1:26am

looking good here

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 1:51pm

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