Selita Ebanks Wore Clown Makeup to a Louis Vuitton Gala

These were snapped @ the opening of the "Murakami" exhibition @ the Brooklyn Museum in NYC.

Here's the latest Wiki on Selita Ebank's personal life...
Ebanks was engaged to rapper, actor, and comedian Nick Cannon. On October 4, 2007, People magazine announced that the couple has ended their engagement.

She is currently in a relationship with star defensive lineman for the New York Giants, Osi Umenyiora. [Wiki]

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Osi's like the second best Defensive End in the NFL next to Dwight Freeney and THIS is the best he can do?

wow....

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:25pm
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dude, she's one of the chocoliest women in the world & this is just a bad day in the office, that's all...

let's hope she really does can the person who did her makeup.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:27pm
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IDK dude, if i was Osi, id be hitting Christina Milian......unless Dwight Freeney beat me to it....

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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yes, Selita needs to fire her makeup artist.
hahaha

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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Yes (to the caption).

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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no bastardly sexy legs cam?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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Dont like the under eye liner, I know it is supposed to bring out the collor and open up your eyes, but she looks scared

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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Dont like the under eye liner, I know it is supposed to bring out the collor and open up your eyes, but she looks scared

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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it looks like her eyes have a yeast infection...

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:26pm
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stupid cunt haha there you go how many signs do you need to realise this woman is dumb?how could she get out of the house like that?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:58pm
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Damn Right, she does.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 7:11pm
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Fake spray tan on dark skin... why?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 7:51pm
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Wow, I read somwhere that that Osi dude hired hookers and then took a crap on them! If you search over at withleather.com you should find the info.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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don't play with me selita, you silly little cock sucking whore. cause i will knock your pretty little black ass up. and no i ain't signing no birth certificate either.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 1:47am
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Woah! I'm gonna just put this down to a bad picture day and let it slide.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 5:21am
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hihihihihihi

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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Legs look sweet like chocolate though.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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Perhaps Osi just hits it from the back. Either that or he has several ladies at his disposal to service him at a moment's notice. She looks good in some pictures but she doesn't look good enough to make her your only option.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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I Love Her Pink Shoes!!! And she seems like such a nice lady. We all have our bad make up days. Bad hair days too

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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Looks weird here...

terrible makeup

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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OK OK who's the bastard who jizzed in her eyes?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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I'm not terribly educated in these matters, so I have to ask.
Is there anything wrong, other than the hideous blue eyeliner, and the oh-so-wrong lipstick color?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 9:09pm
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Oh, matso. There's all kinds of wrong regarding her hideous make up.
First - She needs a more subtle eyeliner. Yes, her lipstick is way too bright. She looks even worse than X-tina on her worst day, which is very often, now a days. Plus, Selita is way too dark in the face, she doesn't need to tan or spray tan as well!!! She's dark enough as it is.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 9:25pm
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ummmm . . .

How do we know she used a spray-on tan? (Like I said, I don't know anything about makeup).

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 9:41pm
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I can just see the fake tan.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 10:25pm
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I guess I just don't have an eye for that kind of detail.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 10:50pm
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Damn right. Plus, she looks like a clown whore.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 11:00pm
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Looks OK from the neck down, though.
But, yeah . . . definitely clownish! :)

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 11:15pm
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dodgy make-up but her pretty face still shines through.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 9:32am
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Totally 80's!!

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 12:47pm
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she has horrible make-up on and she still looks gorgeous.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 3:52am
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SELITA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. SELITA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. SELITA IS A WHORE. WHORE WHORE WHORE. SELITA IS A SLUT. SLUT SLUT SLUT. SELITA IS A BITCH. BITCH BITCH BITCH. SELITA IS A CUNT. CUNT CUNT CUNT.

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:49am
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