Salma Hayek @ New Indiana Jones Premiere in Cannes
Posted on Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:30pm by Moelicious
These were snapped @ the 61st Cannes Film FestivalSuddenly, there are a lot of Salma Hayek haters on the site. Check out some of the Bastardly Comments from our last Salma post...
MadMax
Does nothing at all for me. I wouldn't even classify her as a milf. I vote for brown bag.
jennyla
Ugly and old looking. Yeah she's a mother but I wouldn't want to put my DNA in THAT. She should just wear lowcut shirts and a push up bra all the time... it distracts from how fugly she actually is.
Sexy Rexy
Old fugly square headed matron.
oozie (Uncertified Bastard)
Damn kids do not do a woman good at all. This chick was so hot before she had a baby, now she looks like an ugly mexican who has 10 kids at home, soo not sexay!!
damnable
damn. she's looking more and more like Frida every day.
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She's so hot.
I gta agree with them. She never had a pretty face. too manly and her body looked the best in once upon a time in Mexico.
she's worth killing the current US president, not someone like jodie foster
I really tried to say something nice but her face and body are horrible now. She's about to grow a mustache to go with that hefty body.
^^^ needs to rent "From Dusk to Dawn" instead.
Yeah, I used to think she was hot but she doesn't do anything for me now.
you could tell even in that movie that she was going to "blow" (not in a good way) one day. She's always been really wide with big thighs even when rail thin. Women like that DO NOT LAST even with personal trainers...sad..not marraige material AT ALL.
Her fake eyelash is falling off on page 4.
And getting old, I mean really old, must be a bitch.
She's beautiful.
WTF are yall smokin? She just had a kid so I'm cuttin slack here, she's beautiful now, and when she gets into shape she will, once again be on top. VIVA LA SALMA!!
She looks stunning. Mmmmm.... Motorboat....
Agree with SuperDave! I would also like to add she will be 42 in a few months. Salma's hot!
Oh don´t be hatin on Salma, she´s still super hot and super elegant, plus she´s swimming on hubby´s money
I find her hotter than ever
never found her hot..honestly..liked her boobs but I prefer a different type of woman. Look at Maxim's HOT 100's top 10...apparently, other men agree with me.
i think she's gorgeous i'd kill 4 tits like that. altho i must agree she luked her best in once upon a time in mexico
Time isn't on her side. I'd still Evinrude those chi-chis
She is SUPER HOT !!! WTF is up with the haters ?? Sure she is annoying, and critical of US while using her fame to get a BILLIONAIRE baby-daddy and have a career that most people would kill for. I hate her personality and would have to kill her after having sex with her, but this isn't about that... she has amazing BREASTS!!!
this is for all the people with bad things to say, for those of you who had nothing but good things to say, i sam sorry but they have ruined it for the whole class.
those with issues about her face, please look very closly at it, it is the face of an actual women, you don't like, then go back to looking at all those fake bimbos that can't carry on a conversation beyond "how do i look?" for those who say she has a too manly body, i say she has a HEALTHY body, i would rather have her be able to shoot put me in to bed for across the room than have to brase her ever time a strong wind comes along. and THOSE OF YOU who feel that she had a better body BEFORE she gave BIRTH to her CHILD, i say shame. you cant see the beauty that comes with motherhood, she is more beautiful now because she is complete, not because she has fufilled her meaning in life, raising children, but because now she is more happy.
and those lists of "top whatever women" are a farce, a womens worth is not determined by her ability to be "more beautiful"* than another, and her faults can never be a lack there of.
but hey if SALMA FUCKING HAYEK isn't a good enough women for you, than you can always give dick a try.
(*i used quotations around "more beautiful" because there is no such thing as a more beautiful women, all women are beautiful, if you can't see that then it is because you are choosing not to. then i have to say thank you to those people, all the more for those of us who actually like women.)
she is looking so beauitful here...loving the dress!!!!! she is a total MILF
looks like any other fat ugly bitch mexican that pours me water at a mexican restaurant
She is beautiful,you are all jealous.
Stunning.
Gorgeous.
But I can understand why some people don't like her now anymore. It's true: she has changed. She now is a whole different type of beauty, and not everyone can appreciate that.
It has nothing to do with jealousy.
ugly woman with ugly tits and short body. Instead of having a square face now she has a long square face. Plus that black hair makes her look like a witch. And dont forget that ugly accent she has. By the way she was just as ugly in Dusk Till Dawn as she is now. People who bring up her ugly rack are just trying to change the subject on how ugly her face is. Gisele looks more like a woman.
this is what a woman is supposed to look like!!!
it's not her fault, she was just born with an unfortuneate body type. Men, take note...only for banging in their twenties...do not, I repeat...do NOT marry....
Marry Brooke Burke or Heidi Klum or the very hot pregnant Alessandra..SHE will look smokin' 3 minutes after her baby is born.
a little thick for me. im more of a 200lb or less kind of guy
kinda HOT!!! nice BOOBS though!!!!
BUT, listening to her TALK would just KILL the MOMENT!!!!!!!!!
She is fucking gorgeous and her tits are REAL. Very hard to come by nowadays.
#30 ; are you sure her tits are real? Boobpedia says they aren't
Ive heard that she had a boob job and a nose job when she first came to Hollywood. Ive seen pictures of her when she was young, and she looks like a typical Mexican maid. The plastic surgeries have done wonders for her.
LoL! Boobpedia....my bad I was under the impression that they were real.....neva mind scratch that!
I dunno I am just confused now.
Salma haters are all gay.
#5!!!....
What the fuck is everyone talking about..."She looked great in once upon a time in mexico." Read #5. THAT is the epitome of her sexiness period
Her boobs are fake she bought them when she came in L.A This woman is average her face is ok but her body is short kinda fat.She only has big fake boobs like Scarlett Johanson.The whole package is average.
Definitely on the "plump" side now, but with some time she should be back to smoking hot status soon.
shes nasty. always has been. people need to stop thinking shes been the stripper prostitue with the huge snake in From Dusk Till Dawn her whole life.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
SHE'S REALLY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE SHE DID IN THE FRIEDA KALLO MOVIE AND THATS NOT A COMPLIMENT. ON A BRIGHT NOTE HER TITTIES STILL LOOK NICE AND PERKY.
unless you are a tit man, you wont see what the "haters" are saying...this chick is nothing special even she is fully done up...yeah, she is short but there are short girls with nice bodies...this one has huge boobs, big thighs and chunky legs that she looks like a god damn ball.
She has a Popeye jaw and I dont care that she had a kid or turned 40 she was just as ugly in her early 20's as she is now. Her boobs aint that fucking great either. They look like any other set of double d's.
eww big boobs like that are disgusting. just imagine what they would look like if they weren't supported by a bra and dress *shudder*
To add to the fritter, Salma's hot/sexy/bodacious. IF YOU DISAGREE, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE DICKS FOR YOU QUEERS TO FUCK.
mr. nice guy, you took the words right out of mouth, if you don't like her than you can always give dick a try. but please, while your being the big spoon, at least have the curtesy of giving the poor guy a reach aroud.
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