Salma Hayek @ New Indiana Jones Premiere in Cannes

These were snapped @ the 61st Cannes Film Festival

Suddenly, there are a lot of Salma Hayek haters on the site. Check out some of the Bastardly Comments from our last Salma post...

MadMax
Does nothing at all for me. I wouldn't even classify her as a milf. I vote for brown bag.


jennyla
Ugly and old looking. Yeah she's a mother but I wouldn't want to put my DNA in THAT. She should just wear lowcut shirts and a push up bra all the time... it distracts from how fugly she actually is.


Sexy Rexy
Old fugly square headed matron.


oozie (Uncertified Bastard)
Damn kids do not do a woman good at all. This chick was so hot before she had a baby, now she looks like an ugly mexican who has 10 kids at home, soo not sexay!!


damnable
damn. she's looking more and more like Frida every day.

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46 Scandalous Comments

She's so hot.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:33am

I gta agree with them. She never had a pretty face. too manly and her body looked the best in once upon a time in Mexico.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:34am

she's worth killing the current US president, not someone like jodie foster

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:38am

I really tried to say something nice but her face and body are horrible now. She's about to grow a mustache to go with that hefty body.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:38am

^^^ needs to rent "From Dusk to Dawn" instead.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:38am

Yeah, I used to think she was hot but she doesn't do anything for me now.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:40am

you could tell even in that movie that she was going to "blow" (not in a good way) one day. She's always been really wide with big thighs even when rail thin. Women like that DO NOT LAST even with personal trainers...sad..not marraige material AT ALL.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:43am

Her fake eyelash is falling off on page 4.
And getting old, I mean really old, must be a bitch.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:46am

She's beautiful.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:49am

WTF are yall smokin? She just had a kid so I'm cuttin slack here, she's beautiful now, and when she gets into shape she will, once again be on top. VIVA LA SALMA!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:54am

She looks stunning. Mmmmm.... Motorboat....

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:57am

Agree with SuperDave! I would also like to add she will be 42 in a few months. Salma's hot!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:57am

Oh don´t be hatin on Salma, she´s still super hot and super elegant, plus she´s swimming on hubby´s money

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:03pm

I find her hotter than ever

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:15pm

never found her hot..honestly..liked her boobs but I prefer a different type of woman. Look at Maxim's HOT 100's top 10...apparently, other men agree with me.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:34pm

i think she's gorgeous i'd kill 4 tits like that. altho i must agree she luked her best in once upon a time in mexico

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:46pm

Time isn't on her side. I'd still Evinrude those chi-chis

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:53pm

She is SUPER HOT !!! WTF is up with the haters ?? Sure she is annoying, and critical of US while using her fame to get a BILLIONAIRE baby-daddy and have a career that most people would kill for. I hate her personality and would have to kill her after having sex with her, but this isn't about that... she has amazing BREASTS!!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:54pm

this is for all the people with bad things to say, for those of you who had nothing but good things to say, i sam sorry but they have ruined it for the whole class.

those with issues about her face, please look very closly at it, it is the face of an actual women, you don't like, then go back to looking at all those fake bimbos that can't carry on a conversation beyond "how do i look?" for those who say she has a too manly body, i say she has a HEALTHY body, i would rather have her be able to shoot put me in to bed for across the room than have to brase her ever time a strong wind comes along. and THOSE OF YOU who feel that she had a better body BEFORE she gave BIRTH to her CHILD, i say shame. you cant see the beauty that comes with motherhood, she is more beautiful now because she is complete, not because she has fufilled her meaning in life, raising children, but because now she is more happy.

and those lists of "top whatever women" are a farce, a womens worth is not determined by her ability to be "more beautiful"* than another, and her faults can never be a lack there of.

but hey if SALMA FUCKING HAYEK isn't a good enough women for you, than you can always give dick a try.

(*i used quotations around "more beautiful" because there is no such thing as a more beautiful women, all women are beautiful, if you can't see that then it is because you are choosing not to. then i have to say thank you to those people, all the more for those of us who actually like women.)

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 1:02pm

she is looking so beauitful here...loving the dress!!!!! she is a total MILF

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 1:15pm

looks like any other fat ugly bitch mexican that pours me water at a mexican restaurant

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 1:37pm

She is beautiful,you are all jealous.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 1:38pm

Stunning.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 2:03pm

Gorgeous.

But I can understand why some people don't like her now anymore. It's true: she has changed. She now is a whole different type of beauty, and not everyone can appreciate that.

It has nothing to do with jealousy.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 2:07pm

ugly woman with ugly tits and short body. Instead of having a square face now she has a long square face. Plus that black hair makes her look like a witch. And dont forget that ugly accent she has. By the way she was just as ugly in Dusk Till Dawn as she is now. People who bring up her ugly rack are just trying to change the subject on how ugly her face is. Gisele looks more like a woman.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 2:30pm

this is what a woman is supposed to look like!!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 2:51pm

it's not her fault, she was just born with an unfortuneate body type. Men, take note...only for banging in their twenties...do not, I repeat...do NOT marry....

Marry Brooke Burke or Heidi Klum or the very hot pregnant Alessandra..SHE will look smokin' 3 minutes after her baby is born.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 2:53pm

a little thick for me. im more of a 200lb or less kind of guy

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 2:58pm

kinda HOT!!! nice BOOBS though!!!!

BUT, listening to her TALK would just KILL the MOMENT!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:03pm

She is fucking gorgeous and her tits are REAL. Very hard to come by nowadays.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:14pm

#30 ; are you sure her tits are real? Boobpedia says they aren't

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:20pm

Ive heard that she had a boob job and a nose job when she first came to Hollywood. Ive seen pictures of her when she was young, and she looks like a typical Mexican maid. The plastic surgeries have done wonders for her.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:25pm

LoL! Boobpedia....my bad I was under the impression that they were real.....neva mind scratch that!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:27pm

I dunno I am just confused now.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 3:31pm

Salma haters are all gay.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 5:14pm

#5!!!....

What the fuck is everyone talking about..."She looked great in once upon a time in mexico." Read #5. THAT is the epitome of her sexiness period

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 5:17pm

Her boobs are fake she bought them when she came in L.A This woman is average her face is ok but her body is short kinda fat.She only has big fake boobs like Scarlett Johanson.The whole package is average.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 5:47pm

Definitely on the "plump" side now, but with some time she should be back to smoking hot status soon.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 6:31pm

shes nasty. always has been. people need to stop thinking shes been the stripper prostitue with the huge snake in From Dusk Till Dawn her whole life.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 7:04pm

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 7:47pm

SHE'S REALLY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE SHE DID IN THE FRIEDA KALLO MOVIE AND THATS NOT A COMPLIMENT. ON A BRIGHT NOTE HER TITTIES STILL LOOK NICE AND PERKY.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 7:53pm

unless you are a tit man, you wont see what the "haters" are saying...this chick is nothing special even she is fully done up...yeah, she is short but there are short girls with nice bodies...this one has huge boobs, big thighs and chunky legs that she looks like a god damn ball.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:43pm

She has a Popeye jaw and I dont care that she had a kid or turned 40 she was just as ugly in her early 20's as she is now. Her boobs aint that fucking great either. They look like any other set of double d's.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:03pm

eww big boobs like that are disgusting. just imagine what they would look like if they weren't supported by a bra and dress *shudder*

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:18pm

To add to the fritter, Salma's hot/sexy/bodacious. IF YOU DISAGREE, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE DICKS FOR YOU QUEERS TO FUCK.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:37pm

mr. nice guy, you took the words right out of mouth, if you don't like her than you can always give dick a try. but please, while your being the big spoon, at least have the curtesy of giving the poor guy a reach aroud.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 1:12pm

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