Deep down didn't we all know she'd be doing porn eventually?

Uh oh.

I actually hope that it isn't real. No really.
And whether it's real or not, the woman has got to stop hitching up scummy chancers!!

But to answer a couple of the questions....
1. Maybe it was perched on a dresser.
3. Hm. Bound sound scratchy and like a distant drunkard yodelling into an oil drum.
4. Those look like door slats in the background. Were they at a holiday resort or in changing rooms at a beach I wonder...?

*with*

or inside one of the stalls in the men's bathroom...

I'm going to vote real on this one! But I've been fooled and wrong before!

If ever I open a celebrity etiquette school, I will be recommending those mobile phone nullifiers you can get.

Oh Wow...sure wish it was clearer...sure looks like her though.

What is this phone from the 90's? Way to show you have a crappy phone.
All she'd doing is blowing up birthday balloons at her sisters birthday party. Someone tell her they sell tanks of helium....At least if she sucked on that she had have a funny voice for a few minutes.

^ I don't think she's blowing up balloons. It is hard to tell if it's really her though.

Another bastardly analytical question:
Could it actually be a photo of her mother?

I have no idea what's going on here.

That is definitely Lindsay Lohan... No wait, that could be Steven Tyler...

When can we expect to see higher production values in sex tapes? I'm talking about getting a proper camera operator, a lighting guy and shoot the whole thing in HD!

BTW how can this Calum asshole get to be on a show called "Celebrity Island" after being on two reality shows on some far off distant cable channels nobody watches? The word "celebrity" is meaningless at this point. I could appear on the local cable access show doing panel and call myself a celebrity. Maybe I could even get Lindsay Lohan or Steven Tyler to suck my dick.

BTW why isn't the guys dick brownbagged? Audrey whatevers gorgeous titties were covered up on the front page, yet this dudes hanglow is on display for all to see. It's just not right.

dude, can you really see anything?!

It's a shitty cellphone video...

Not really, but I'm just sayin.

Fuck I don't know. With such a shitty quality picture, it could be Neil Armstrong getting the 1st blowjob on the moon in '69.

Mike...I think they faked this one too.
PS
I'm joking...I don't think the faked the moon landing.

It's probably a fake....mind you I really wouldnt be surprised if it were real.

can't see shit. looks like it was recorded on a 7150i or some other pre-historic phone. shit, ain't celebs surposed to have at least a decent phone?

REAL of course, knowing what a skank whore she is.

Maybe she is syphoning gas?

I doubt it's real. I mean, it seems like it would have been released right after they broke up or just before a movie of hers opened. Of course given the sh*ttiness of the video quality, it wouldn't really matter even if it were her.

i hope this is real
I love lindsay, she's hot
she should do a porn like paris did, with more video quality
blowjobs are boring to watch...

Ok figured it out...It's a breath-a-lyzer! Blow into the tube and you can go free!

If I had a chance to blow Calum Best, I'd want it on tape too. He's fucking hot!

probably fake, but it's real, I hope that the dude was wearing a condom while receiving head.

just check the way lindsay take the microphone (in those mic contest you make,bastard) and you'll see (im too damm lazy to search Lindsay's Contest)

Real or Fake ???????

REAL - this chick SUCKS COCK

Hey Dick-Shitlickin, I saw a movie on the interwebs, that showed an astronaut jumpin around on the "moon" and I saw the wire attached to his breathin unit on his back. This proves it to me. Also they couldn't get past the Van Halen's Belt with out gettin fried by solar radiation and Eddie's great tone. Capricorn One Dick, Capricorn One.

damn! that shit has been recalled long ago

Lucky bastard.

How could you think this is real, I mean come on Callum is a fucking jerk? You think I would do a star that is unknown and shit while I'm one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood.