Rachael Ray @ 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards in NYC
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Rachael Ray Can't Stay Out of the Kitchen
“She cooks all the time!” her husband John Cusimano tells OK! at the Food Bank event. “She’ll be at work and have to cook three or four meals. To unwind, believe it or not, she likes to cook.”
John certainly doesn’t mind that. “Me and my stomach are very happy about it,” he says.
As for Rachael, she says she cooks dinner every night and isn’t short on recipes. “We make dinner every night so that’s as varied as there are numbers of days in the year,” she says. “We make something every night.” OK!
Fat & doggy tits = fail. But for some reason I'd still hit it.
Maybe it's the cooking thing...
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She was pretty with long hair. Her hair and dress do nothing for her.
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The Walmart shoes and pantyhose have to go.
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Quite possibly one of the most annoying women ever created.
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I wish she'd lay off the Botox and steroids. They are not helping her look at all.
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what a lucky gigolo, he guts to fuck a pig and eat it too
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i have never seen anyone so bored but i guess that happens when you are with an hyperactive chef :D
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First off she's not hot. She's the girl next door. She's kinda frumpy but there's something very doable about her. It'd be pretty hot to bend her over the kitchen sink...
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why do her tits start at her neck...she should not show those flap-jacks off...
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What's going on with those tits? They look like weird swelling from some kind of accident. Why are they pointing from 3 to 9 o'clock?
Was that guy a big Miami Vice fan or can he not afford a razor?
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there's something about this woman that makes me wanna do nasty things to her. then she could whip me up a mean omelet in the morning.
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she needs to not smile
it makes her look deranged
like she wants to crack open my skull with a meat tenderizer
and eat my brains like a soft boiled egg
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No. No. No. No.
NO.
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She has a phat booty and I like her the perky ta-tas.
/Would hit it with some EVOO on that booty.
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she has such an unfortunate build...those tits are really strange..bigger than i thought they were, and somehow manage to be saggy/perked up too high at the same time
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Sounds like a comedy routine in the making: "You might be a douchebag if..."
...you wear a vest, but only use one button.
...your tie is longer than your vest.
...the knot in your tie is bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass.
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I met her in February during the sobe food and wine fest....she seemed like a nice lady. She's just so frickin hyper, and she looks crazy in these pics
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LMAO @ 14
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http://time-blog.com/10questions/2008/04/04/rachel-ray/
scroll down to where Mr. Khan in Glendale starts asking questions
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I have never seen that much space between titties! But it is like a train wreck and I can't look away! I would bend her over the kitchen counter and put food all over it so I wouldn't have to listen to her!
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Ugh!
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@Arion.
She is not a chef. A real chef would most likely take a swing at you just for the insinuation. She has had zero training and the shit she cooks would be considered a culinary abortion by anyone more highly trained than a McDonald's fry cook.
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She looks good and healthy and worthy of high-quality sperm. What's wrong with that?
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Why is it that I want this bitch dead? Is that wrong? Don't tell me, actually, I know it's wrong.
It's not that I think she's ugly or annoying or a fucking painfully obnoxious human being, I just want her dead.
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She's got nice...big...uh...pecs?
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The sharklike eyes and random breasts aside, I also dislike Rachael, not just for her godawful nonstop husky patter, but because she is a vile, disgusting purveyor of Cheez Whiz who hates America's colons. I don't think any truly bastardly community member should support someone who tries so actively to destroy people's bodies.
I also recently read that she is on a top ten list of Radar's most-hated internet personalities:
http://radaronline.com/features/2008/04/worst_people_on_the_internet_lor...
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Paul would love to bang her, but she would yap too much!!!
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