Pregnant Jessica Alba Wears See-Thru Dress To Mr. Chows!


For someone who hates the paparazzi so much, why would Jessica Alba...

A) Wear that tight fitting, slightly see-thru dress?
And B) Go to Camera Whore Central, Mr. Chows, for dinner?!

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71 Scandalous Comments

wow baggy boobs!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:03pm

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! what's up with this BITCH!!!!! fuckin' 1 min. then looks like some fuckin' PLYMOUTH BITch!!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:03pm

All I can say is she better get her body back after the puppy comes out
Not like those hags Christina and Britney

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:04pm

Her face looks amazing...and the dress is pretty....but what the fuck is up with the tights and the hideous flats?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:09pm

pregnancy is such an ugly thing

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:15pm

d55...I love to agree....But some women really glow when they are pregnant. Jessica's got an anti-glow thing going on though...Wo....ACtually it's like a black hole!! It's sucking me in......

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:18pm

She looks really haggard and worn out. Definetly not Halley Berry type pregancy!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:21pm

She's a black hole because it ruined her "career", nobody wants her as a hottie anymore, she's a momma.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:48pm

d55 - Pregnancy can be a beautiful thing for some women.

Caite - When some women get to this point in their pregnancy, their feet blow up like balloons and it's all about comfort at this point in regards to footwear.

I think it would be best if Jessica just stayed home and took care of herself at this point, but it's her life.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:49pm

she just knows that her body it's not going to be the same after the baby is born, and since her "acting" is well you got the point... she's not going to do much work afterwards, so she is just whoring out the whole pregnancy... trying to get any magazine to offer her a deal for her baby pics.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:56pm

Oh, golly gosh my. I saw a photoshopped pic of her where she looked anorexic. What a beauty. She was more hot there than normally. Now she has lost every chance to EVER look that thin. I can't find that photo of her now. What a bummer.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:58pm

Mother Nature can be a real bitch Pam.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:11pm

ACE - I'm well aware of that, man....I'm just saying why didn't she get something that's at least tasteful looking.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:12pm

Caitie - I hear ya, but maybe she can't see her feet and Cash put them on for her. I don't know.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:15pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:22pm

Note to Jessica: If you keep poking your nipples out like that, you know what will happen? They will FREEZE like that.

Where's that idiot babydaddy of hers? Why is she going out all dressed up without cAss?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:25pm

Holy crap, I´d suck all the milk out of them titties! Bitch hasn´t been this hot in years.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:26pm

HOLD ON....

Rasheed just said that someone was hot.

Yep....I see flaming meteors...

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:27pm

Comfy isn't always asthetically pleasing.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:29pm

No. My penis is so sad.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:51pm

well I agree she certainly doesn't look happy, but I bet she was when they were making it....

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:56pm

she's starting to look like Pete Burns

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:59pm

Moooooooo!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:14pm

She loses major points for her snarky attitude and disintergrating body.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:16pm

I think she looks great, minus the flats but have you ever seen a third trimester pregnant woman try to walk in heels? I hope not!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:57pm

I have, this weekend....It's scary...but some do. My wife and I just watch in awe as this 8 month pregnant women pranced around in 4 inch heals.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 5:34pm

At least she's wearing sensible shoes.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 6:19pm

she's about to drop and still looks hotter than 90% of celebrities, damn she's sexy

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 6:38pm

She just looks... I'll just leave it at "bad". Her face isn't fat, but it looks different.

Over the past 8 months it looks like she's aged 10 years.

She'll never go back to this:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/jalba/jalba3.jpg

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:10pm

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:11pm

Hottest pics EVER. I wonder if she's squirting milk yet.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:15pm

Nope, her hottest pic was the one of her looking anorexic. Such beauty.
If anyone knows of it, please lemme know.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:17pm

@ McPerv - Regular lowfat cow milk doesn't do it for you, huh?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:36pm

d55 stupid cunt, being pregnant is not ulgy, your heart is so hatefuly ugly.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:04pm

Hey, @#35, bunny, are you a former BLotD? And I mean not the one d55 is sayin you are :)

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:11pm

I used to be on here from along time ago. But d55 was such a crazy bitch and giving people a hard time. She complained so much that she got alot of people banned. She doesn't know who Im and Im not going to tell her. I just hate her know it all and hateful attitude

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:19pm

SHE got people banned?? Why wasn't SHE banned?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:33pm

d55 is slutty suck up to men and thinks she is so good looking (I never seen a photo of her).

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:55pm

#34 hallery, I don't drink cow's milk, that's disgusting. If you wouldn't suck on a cow's tete directly like a baby cow, why drink it from a glass?

Now Jessica's milk, that I could go for. I'm a perv for hot human women, not cows.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:01pm

Hey, bunny, you can see a pic of her face on her profile, if you click on a link there, it says: My baby daddy or somethin

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:02pm

It's under: Bastardly home on her profile

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:05pm

Pamela, she must think she Adriana Limas long lost sister(if thats a real photo of her.)Bet that why its not a really good head shot(only eyes & nose & mouth)can't she looks like for sure.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:28pm

Looking at her photo again she looks cock-eyed and the pun is intended LOL!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:31pm

Ya, she looks reall bitchy on that photo. But her comments make me think they are coming from a dead, bitter, lonely ole' gambling broad.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:56pm

She was always an ugly looking girl. She had a ton of makeup/photoshop to hide her flaws.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 10:28pm

^"ugly" please she is not ugly you need glasses i think she is a pretty girl but her attitude sucks she should be grateful to be a movie star without any talent.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 10:41pm

lord knows she is real cunty...REAL cunty...

but look at those udders...fucking sweet....

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 10:51pm

She looked her very best on that photoshopped anorexic photo. What does that tell y'all??

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 10:54pm

McPerv - Thanks for explaining. I see your reasoning! Jessica is way more attractive than any cow!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:17pm

^ And McPerv - You rock for loving pregnant women. That is so cool and it separates the men from the boys.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:34pm

Thanks, though I think it makes me kind of pervy. Well, I guess my name IS McPerv! I like feminine-looking women, and what's more feminine than a pregnant woman?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:44pm

ah the hidden nipple

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:07am

Pregnant women are not sexy first of all those tits are going to sagg. She probably has stretch marks all over her stomach, butt and boobs. Her face is gonna sagg too. On top of it after she has it her vagina's gonna be loose and queefing. Plus her hair will fall out and she already has thin hair. She will be nasty, plus all the spider veins and constipation. And all the gunk that comes out of your vagina when pregnant. Pregnancy destroys a woman.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:20am

omg her tits got fuckin huge.. this girl had no tits before

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:26am

@54 are you fucking stupid or a woman hating queer boy with no first hand knowledge of womens bodies.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:27am

@54 whats wrong with bigger boobs ?

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:33am

Yuck:
Jesus. I'm glad I didn't worry that my wife would be "destroyed" when she had our three kids. Yeah, she got a few stretch marks, but big friggin deal! She's still sexy as hell. She's not "destroyed" in any way. I don't know if you are male or female, but you sound like a real jerk.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:57am

imagine how many times we are going to hear "MILF" once she shits this kid out...it's gonna sound like a fucking broken record...

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 2:59am

Man, she is going to be one hot MILF !!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:47am

Normally I would find a pregnant woman to be a beautiful thing, especially if she was a hottie before pregnancy, but miss Alba always exudes this really sour attitude, a sort of resentful kind of sour, so I can't find her attractive at all. I've never seen a woman who seems to despise her position of fame and wealth so much...

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 6:32am

McPerv = my new hero.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 8:33am

#61 I agree. Jessica has always had a bad attitude for the things that made her famous. So now its translated to her preggers and she looks old and bitchy! Pretty much the Jessica Alba everyone knows except when she promoting her movies. Fakeass bitch!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 2:22pm

Boo, you hag, skank! I hope you choke on a chicken bone.

I am only clicking your pics to see if your big, fat, titties are hanging out of your shirt.

If Xtina or Halle were still prego, I would have never clicked on you…. They provide us with the pics we like to see and they even SMILE!

I hope you stay fat after you dump out your innards and never make it into the public eye ever again!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 4:29pm

bunny,
lick my pussy, bitch because clearly, you are all over it and wanna piece of it.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:17pm

56,
shut up, you fat bitch...go away, fatso...we dont like your type...and stop trying to make me think you are not the same bitch that is obsessed with me...you did see a pic of me...you are so jealous...what is hilarious is that you think you are hurting me LOL...go get professional help, you low-life...you are so misreable...wipe your tears away before i make you cry some more.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:19pm

37,
LMFAO!!!!!!!! i got you banned, huh? I didnt know that. I didnt even do anything.... what does that tell you, bunny the cunt? that I'm loved...Thanks, Moe!!! Maybe, I should do it again!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:22pm

38,
shut your ugly ass up, you big headed, walking lollipop freak

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:23pm

d55 you fucked up cockeyed ego freak whore, shut the fuck up. thats right suck up to the mods again, you low life cunt whore. by the way im not fat.:)

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 11:00pm

The one thing pregnancy is good for besides a child is your wife's breast becoming a bit bigger

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 9:14pm

For someone who is continuously declaring EVERYTIME she is interviewed " oh, I don't like to wear anyhthing with a hemline too high or show cleavage, and i never try to be sexual or like to show sexuality in any work that i do". but than you choose to do movies like 'Into the blue" swimming in your bikini baring your bottom in most of the film for the world to see. like What the?!HAHA So girls who do like to wear mini skirts and look good in it are you calling them tarts? It's ok to dress like that you know Jessica. It's not what you wear it's how you act. Anyway, congrats on the baby.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 11:48am

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