Pink & Bai Ling Are Kayaking Buddies! Oh God Of My!
Posted on Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:09pm by Moelicious

Who would've ever thought that Bai Ling & Pink would be kicking it on the beach as fellow kayakers!?! Pink is straight up white trash & Bai Ling is a respectable Chinese woman known for having the longest nipple in the world.
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that is an odd pairing right there....
I feel strangely... like having illusions of seeing weird pics on my monitor...
Wow...the one lesbian fantasy no one wants to see.
In a world where Don Rickles has a myspace page, I think this makes total sense. Anything is possible, baby!
Bai actually looks kind of cute here.
And Pink is a man.
both are gross
Ugly bitches...now where are the sharks when you need one....damn.
...waitin for the giant wave to come and liberate us all...
#3
tru dat.
ahaha this is so random
Pink has a cute tight ass. I'd hit it.
And I want Bai Ling's bikini.
even next to bai ling, pink still looks like shit, AND makes bai ling look awesome. which i cannot believe i just said. its the pink talkin.
even next to bai ling, pink still looks like shit, AND makes bai ling look awesome. which i cannot believe i just said. its the pink talkin.
What the FUCK is going on here?!!
Have we slid into an alternate universe or something?
WTF it looks like Bai has found herself an 'ugly friend'.
I'm having serious trouble deciding which one makes my pants jump. I'm pretty sure they would both go off like screaming bottle-rockets in the sack, it's just picking a flavour...
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