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Penelope Cruz wants to adopt

Penelope Cruz wants to adopt 20 children, the 'Volver' actress - who is dating Oscar-winning actor Javier Bardem - is keen to become a mother but is too busy concentrating on her career.
"I'd love to have kids. Maybe I'll adopt about 20 children - that's been my dream since I was a little girl.

"I love children, but at the moment I'm happy with my career. If one day I have a baby I'm not going to be able to work like I do now.

"I can be in London one day, Miami the next, New York after that, then back to Los Angeles. I travel more than some pilots!" Source

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28 Scandalous Comments

I've been to Spain many times. There's waaay hotter gals than this birdface. She's got a nice turd cutter, though.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 12:46am

That guy's shades are really fruity.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 12:54am

Nice boobs......... THIS WEBSITE HAS OFFICIALY GOTTEN SUPER LAME. I'm out.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:02am

Juuust past her peak, but still good.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:04am

Hey Mike Clitoris (love the name by the way), she IS a birdface! I couldn't quite put my finger on what it is that's just off about her face. The tip of one's nose should not touch one's upper lip. Man, that's just wrong. Besides, she dated Tom Cruise. 'Nuff said.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:06am

I'm not too thrilled with her occasional butta. But she does look like a fun gal to pal around with. I need to meet someone like that...

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:23am

Those are some juicy boobies. She's looking very good.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:25am

Tom Cruise is looking a bit pale in pic 3, no?

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:32am

She has nice boobs.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:36am

@comment #1- Your so freaking right. I've been to Madrid numerous times and the women over there are DROP-DEAD gorgeous. Penelope just doesn't cut it and she has a flat ass.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 1:36am

She looks good, nice breasts!

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 2:00am

nice tittays

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 3:22am

back door that.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 3:34am

yumyum!!!

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 4:01am

what #1 said.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 5:03am

I wonder if he holds that book over his face during sex in dead celeb themed fantasy play?

Young Brando for the buildup old Brando for the popshot.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 5:10am

Ass looks nice and boobies look luscious, but the face has a sour expression.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 5:50am

It would be a real shame to deny an infant the opportunity to suck on those very fine tits. That rules out adoption. She's not that great looking and does appear to be best suited for some rear entry. Unless she can shit out a kid, that won't get to the breastfeeding piece. Time for the brown bag.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 6:17am

give me 30 min with you cruz,will make the cutest baby ever

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 6:38am

ever since angelina jolie, everyone wanna adopt

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 8:44am

I loooove this woman.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 9:23am

spanish girls are ugly...
italians and russians are much prettier
adopt 20 children, lol she is joking
javier is a hot, she's lucky

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 9:34am

#22 Russians are not pretty. Most of them have the typical meh Russian woman face and they all pupate at around age 35 and turn into babushkas.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 2:38pm

Another chick Tom Cruise can look at and say: been there done that, lucky bastard, If they got married she would have been Mrs. Cuz'Cuz.

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 4:14pm

isn't that picture taken from Spain? looks like nice photographer expert on that one :)

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 9:04pm

spanish woman are hairy , eeek!

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 9:27pm

DAMN to page #2! God Damn!

Saturday, March 29th, 2008 @ 11:47am

penelope please call me ? like you,penelope ? want speak ? and you, contact me mail or telephone +90 535 245 17 37

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 1:22pm

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