Penelope Cruz @ 61st International Cannes Film Festival

Woody Allen, Cruz say threesomes only work in the movies
Asked whether he had scripted a private fantasy of sex with two women, Allen quipped: "It's hard enough to get one person."

The 72-year-old director said trying to keep in balance between two partners would be daunting.

"In real life, most people could not survive that kind of situation in any serious way because it's too complicated and has too many emotional ramifications," he told reporters.

"In a film, you can do it because I'm dealing with larger-than-life characters." Source

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penelope always has this weird birdface thing going on.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 8:56am
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Yeah, its that beak like nose. However, i think she is very sexy. She oozes sex appeal. Much more so than the very matronly Salma Hayek.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 9:07am
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As far as threesomes go, give me Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz and I'll deal with the "emotional ramifications" afterwards.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 9:29am
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a woman who looks great and horrible at different times.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 9:29am
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tacos..tacos.....2 for 1 especial!!!!!!

HA H AH HA H AH HA HA HA HA H AH AH AHAHHA HAHAHA HA!!!!

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 9:47am
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She looks old and raggedy.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 11:11am
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I'm very interested to see just how hot the makeout sessions between Penelope and Scarlett will be in Vicky Christina Barcelona. They definitely could be jerk worthy.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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Fugly duck face.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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anyone have some good ass pics of nelope?

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 1:50pm
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Looks like a weasel. Hey, even Courtney looks better than that.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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She is not photogenic but she is very pretty and a good actress.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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