Paris Hilton Wore A Push-Up Bra To Club Villa!
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Ronaldo Turns Down Hilton MoveCristiano Ronaldo has allegedly turned down not Real Madrid or Manchester United, but none other than Paris Hilton!
"Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table," a source told Daily Mail.
"At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her. Source
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She can push those tiny tatas up all she wants, she still isn't HOT...
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Awwwwww.... *LOL*
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Haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Bitch!
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I'd tear that apart. And everyone knows that football players like cock. Paris doesnt have one, so of course he turned her down.
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Rejoice! The day is near! Paris Hilton's fifteen minuted are nearly up, she's slowly slipping from the limelight. Soon she will be replaced with a new annoying, vapid, superficial, worthless slut!
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that is one fucking good bra. lol!
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you said it. That's some good work from that bra.
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I WOULD SO LOVE TO WRAP THOSE SIZE 14 FEET AROUND MY NECK,,AND TASTE THAT HILTON GASH
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You know she has herpes, right?
Good luck with the cold sores, playa.
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This SKANK is soooo dirty.
How dirty is she?
She is sooooo dirty, I had to take my monitor to the local clinic for a STD check!
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I think she has more stuffed down there than a bra.
I get it now, she wants to get knocked up so she can get bigger boobs and people will finally be nice to her.
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fuck...this all makes me wanna fuck cristiano ronaldo even more...god damn...just reading how he turned her down makes me wanna give him a heart attack...id destroy him
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and i gotta say that is one miracle bra
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I hear you - is that really just a miracle bra or did she also add 10 ponds of TP as well. I would almost say she got some surgery but I doubt it.
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i doubt it is surgery, too because she wore bras like that in the past one or 2 times and people started the surgery rumor but the rumor got dropped because her boobs still looked the same afterwards...that thing must be a super bra with special powers and shit
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She's got maybe 10 seconds left of her 15 minutes. And those 10 seconds can't end soon enough.
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is she getting skinnier?...look at those arms...mmm?
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saying i don't like Paris is putting it in mild terms. HOWEVER, she's looking pretty damn good right here. i mean she's tall, she lean, oh but wait she's a mega BIA BIA why you actin like a BIA BIA!!!
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holy crap...those armd/claw in pic 3 are scary. is she going to be a dementor in the next harry potter film?
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Haha. That bitch already is a dementor. The only difference is that she sucks the health out of your dick and leaves you with a raging infection.
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Lmao! I love it, its so true.
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Lol @ her being a dementor! Haha. She does looks really skinny here. Parie tries but she doesnt get it. A push up bra is not going to make you cute honey.
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
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This is gonna be good.
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Smooth move by Paris. Needed to use this bozo to publicly humiliate and dump benji.
She cares more about her breasts than she does about either one of those guys. So do I.
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no matter what you think of her....ya gotta admit,that's some impressive shit.
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I bet she's wearing the Distraction Bra. That's the only push-up bra that can make this much of a huge difference! She looks huge!
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That's a dope bra. She's really flat-chested.
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well, i dont care, and i dont mind putting my dick between them :D
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girl girl... you are so ugly
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