OP Bikini Shoot: Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, Josie Maran & Rumer Willis
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Major props to Ocean Pacific for the juicy shoot!This is quite possibly the oddest group of people for a photo shoot, but nonetheless, the chicks are looking pretty damn hot.
But I guess it comes down to demographics, so each person in the shoot has their own niche (i.e. Pete Wentz = Closeted homo surfing rocker demographic).
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Keep Josie and Christina.
Lose everyone else. Like, literally, cast them on the mercy of the seas.
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
What is this? Fucked up, really big chin Friday...You have Ashlee, Heidi and the king of chins...Rumor.
Combined you could cover the continental United states with shade.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
man. i actually am started to feel bad for Rumer. HEr head is like a watermelon. there is just nothing she could do to fix that.
bitemeReply to this Comment
One of these things is not like the other ones. Yes, I'm looking at you Rumer.
WeenieroastReply to this Comment
This must have been so hard for Rumor. Why would she do that to herself?
HalleryHer MOM looks way hotter in a bikini than she does.
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Josie Maran and Christina Milan!! The rest OUT!!!!
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You expect me to believe that these Hollywood kids can have this much fun without drugs?
FoxyRoxyReply to this Comment
Foxy....Not while having to look at Rumors ugly mug.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
What a fuck is doing the Ashlee Bf there? pic2.
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3 words................YOUNG WET BITCHES!!!!!!
DAMAGE Inc.Reply to this Comment
Title should read:
OP Bikini Shoot: Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, Josie Maran & Bruce Willis in a wig & bikini
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
Rumer's got a nice little onion on her on page 2.
GolianoReply to this Comment
You know Wilder hit Kristin Cavallari, probably did all of them.
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So why is the hottest girl (Christina) not in a bikini? Rumer looks a whole lot better when her face is looking away from the camera, that isn't to say however that she could actually be considered goodlooking.
SparksReply to this Comment
Yeah, it's pretty messed up that Milian isn't in a bikini. Could have done without the dudes douchin' it up though but the rest is fine.
JumpingIsUselessReply to this Comment
All you doubters out there said they would never all get together. This is the lamest photo shoot ever. Pete Wentz and Rumer Willis have the same hair.
BlueElement2kReply to this Comment
Josie Maran is hot. The rest are not.
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
I was going to join the Rumor Bash Wagon...but who am I kidding? I'd hit that gash so hard I'd call her "mom" :D
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Why do americans think Rumer is pretty? I mean, who convinced her of this? Cause it's a lie.
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@ #18..you're sick!!!
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
If this isn't randomn, I don't know what is.
jennylaJosie ftw.
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What's really fucked up is that People considered Rumer one of their most beautiful aka one of those who has extra cash to get rid of
concubineReply to this Comment
^ People Magazine that is
concubineReply to this Comment
Josie Maran is looking great here. She's already had a kid, yet she has gotten back into outstanding shape. Very good.
Billy MadisonReply to this Comment
sticking rumer willis next to josie and christina? damn, that's just cruel.
pete wentz and rumer look remarkably similar. they have the same crap hair and big face.
ow.Reply to this Comment
Christina is beautiful. Great skin. Kristin kind of cute, too. Corbin Bleu looks like he's trying to toughen up his image a little with the facial hair. He's a little cutie, though.
RhondaReply to this Comment
rumer willis has a nice ass.i saw her on tv leaving some club in a tight black mini skirt,i dig her cake.
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Page 7, no way have those girls just been surfing. Their hair isn't even wet!
HalleryReply to this Comment
Gingerbread,
I am an all-American dude, and I most definitely do NOT think Rumer Willis is pretty. Not in the least. I am sure I am not the only American who finds her very unattractive!
AlReply to this Comment
Rumer has the best body--though it needs a bit of a tan. Too bad about the fucked up face though.
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Is that a scar on Josie's stomach? She looks jiggly.
Rumer looks good from the neck down, but she does need a tan.
RhondaReply to this Comment
ugh im almost tempted to send in some of my pics to show people what an hourglass (no that doesnt mean some fatty) figure looks like. im so baffled by these 'women' with waist and hips that are the same size, and waist that does not curve inwards. i guess its genetic and theres nothing they can do about it..i just find it so confusing that they look like little boy bodies
the kittenReply to this Comment
^^^^^^
Me too! Almost every celebrity or model shown on the Bastardly has a man's body in my opinion. I have an hourglass figure and I look better than 99% of those Victoria's Secret models (exception, Adriana Lima, who has no waist but has that little something they call incredibly powerful SEX APPEAL!)
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@ the kitten & elle - "Y'all gonna talk about it or be about it?"
I agree some celebs (i.e. Joss Stone etc..) their stomachs', hips & thighs seem to blend together as one - basically little boy shapes. So can we see the difference - hell elle you might get a job offer from VS if you are how you say or even better a T-Shirt from Moe & Jackson.
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
josie, christina and kristen... but rumor...???? why?
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardkristen is looking extra nice in these. OW! very nice.
christina doesn't even need to be commented on... the pictures speak for themselves... very, very nice set of pics.
(now if only rumor wasn't there to let the team down)
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kristin looks badd. No ass and a chubby stomach
AliReply to this Comment
Josie is a goddess
StephanieReply to this Comment
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