OP Bikini Shoot: Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, Josie Maran & Rumer Willis

Major props to Ocean Pacific for the juicy shoot!

This is quite possibly the oddest group of people for a photo shoot, but nonetheless, the chicks are looking pretty damn hot.

But I guess it comes down to demographics, so each person in the shoot has their own niche (i.e. Pete Wentz = Closeted homo surfing rocker demographic).

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Keep Josie and Christina.

Lose everyone else. Like, literally, cast them on the mercy of the seas.

betty_rocker
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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What is this? Fucked up, really big chin Friday...You have Ashlee, Heidi and the king of chins...Rumor.

Combined you could cover the continental United states with shade.

Richard-Schlichting
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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man. i actually am started to feel bad for Rumer. HEr head is like a watermelon. there is just nothing she could do to fix that.

biteme
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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One of these things is not like the other ones. Yes, I'm looking at you Rumer.

Weenieroast
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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This must have been so hard for Rumor. Why would she do that to herself?
Her MOM looks way hotter in a bikini than she does.

Hallery
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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Josie Maran and Christina Milan!! The rest OUT!!!!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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You expect me to believe that these Hollywood kids can have this much fun without drugs?

FoxyRoxy
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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Foxy....Not while having to look at Rumors ugly mug.

Richard-Schlichting
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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What a fuck is doing the Ashlee Bf there? pic2.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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3 words................YOUNG WET BITCHES!!!!!!

DAMAGE Inc.
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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Title should read:

OP Bikini Shoot: Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, Josie Maran & Bruce Willis in a wig & bikini

BoneCrusher
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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Rumer's got a nice little onion on her on page 2.

Goliano
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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You know Wilder hit Kristin Cavallari, probably did all of them.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:46pm
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So why is the hottest girl (Christina) not in a bikini? Rumer looks a whole lot better when her face is looking away from the camera, that isn't to say however that she could actually be considered goodlooking.

Sparks
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Yeah, it's pretty messed up that Milian isn't in a bikini. Could have done without the dudes douchin' it up though but the rest is fine.

JumpingIsUseless
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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All you doubters out there said they would never all get together. This is the lamest photo shoot ever. Pete Wentz and Rumer Willis have the same hair.

BlueElement2k
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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Josie Maran is hot. The rest are not.

EvilSamurai
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 6:44pm
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I was going to join the Rumor Bash Wagon...but who am I kidding? I'd hit that gash so hard I'd call her "mom" :D

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 7:09pm
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Why do americans think Rumer is pretty? I mean, who convinced her of this? Cause it's a lie.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 7:26pm
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@ #18..you're sick!!!

Pamela Susan Courson
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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If this isn't randomn, I don't know what is.
Josie ftw.

jennyla
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 8:09pm
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What's really fucked up is that People considered Rumer one of their most beautiful aka one of those who has extra cash to get rid of

concubine
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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^ People Magazine that is

concubine
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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Josie Maran is looking great here. She's already had a kid, yet she has gotten back into outstanding shape. Very good.

Billy Madison
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 9:48pm
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sticking rumer willis next to josie and christina? damn, that's just cruel.

pete wentz and rumer look remarkably similar. they have the same crap hair and big face.

ow.
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:36pm
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Christina is beautiful. Great skin. Kristin kind of cute, too. Corbin Bleu looks like he's trying to toughen up his image a little with the facial hair. He's a little cutie, though.

Rhonda
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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rumer willis has a nice ass.i saw her on tv leaving some club in a tight black mini skirt,i dig her cake.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 11:34pm
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Page 7, no way have those girls just been surfing. Their hair isn't even wet!

Hallery
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 12:43am
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Gingerbread,

I am an all-American dude, and I most definitely do NOT think Rumer Willis is pretty. Not in the least. I am sure I am not the only American who finds her very unattractive!

Al
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 3:16am
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Rumer has the best body--though it needs a bit of a tan. Too bad about the fucked up face though.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 9:51am
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Is that a scar on Josie's stomach? She looks jiggly.

Rumer looks good from the neck down, but she does need a tan.

Rhonda
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 11:52am
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ugh im almost tempted to send in some of my pics to show people what an hourglass (no that doesnt mean some fatty) figure looks like. im so baffled by these 'women' with waist and hips that are the same size, and waist that does not curve inwards. i guess its genetic and theres nothing they can do about it..i just find it so confusing that they look like little boy bodies

the kitten
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 1:25pm
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^^^^^^
Me too! Almost every celebrity or model shown on the Bastardly has a man's body in my opinion. I have an hourglass figure and I look better than 99% of those Victoria's Secret models (exception, Adriana Lima, who has no waist but has that little something they call incredibly powerful SEX APPEAL!)

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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@ the kitten & elle - "Y'all gonna talk about it or be about it?"

I agree some celebs (i.e. Joss Stone etc..) their stomachs', hips & thighs seem to blend together as one - basically little boy shapes. So can we see the difference - hell elle you might get a job offer from VS if you are how you say or even better a T-Shirt from Moe & Jackson.

BoneCrusher
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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josie, christina and kristen... but rumor...???? why?
kristen is looking extra nice in these. OW! very nice.
christina doesn't even need to be commented on... the pictures speak for themselves... very, very nice set of pics.
(now if only rumor wasn't there to let the team down)

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 9:36am
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kristin looks badd. No ass and a chubby stomach

Ali
Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 2:24pm
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