New Bond Girl Gemma Arterton Likes The Average Dude!
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped @ "Three And Out" World Charity premiere in LondonI know I'm gonna get bashed for this, but this Mackenzie Crook dude can act. I first saw him in UK's The Office series where he played the office horndogg bastard & then was pleasantly surprised to see him again in one of the Pirates. In the comedy Three and Out, he plays the role of a subway driver named Paul Callow. Here's how the flick starts off:
The film opens as tube driver Paul Callow (Mackenzie Crook) accidentally runs someone over with his train. A few days later, he has the misfortune to have another one 'under'. His colleagues tell him about a little known 'rule' at London Underground that no-one talks about: three 'under' within a month, and you lose your job - earning yourself ten years' salary in one lump sum. This is an attractive proposition for Paul, who has heavy debts and yearns to escape the stresses of the big city to write a novel. [Wiki]
As for the chick he's currently boning: If you review the pics in this post, you'll quickly realize that this chick is spewing with sex appeal. God'd'd'daaamn!! Here's some more info on her:
Gemma Arterton (born January 1986[1], Gravesend, Kent)[2] is an English actress.
She appears in a number of forthcoming film and television productions, including British comedy Three and Out, released on 25 April 2008. She is also set to work on the next James Bond film, Quantum of Solace.[5] Chosen from around 1500 candidates, Arterton will play a character called Fields, in what is described as a "nice-sized role".[6][7] In 2008 she will play the title character in a BBC adaptation of Tess of the D'Urbervilles. [Wiki]
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He got offended when he asked her to dance and she responded, "Wouldn't I, Wouldn't I." (the hope is I won't have to explain this one)
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She reminds me of Jennifer Garner, but naturally more attractive....Needs bigger shoes though...Those poor toes just look crammed in there.
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At first I was thinking no way this woman could be a bond girl, but by the last pic I was thinking yes she can be a bond girl. She grows on you.
Her dog took a bite out of her shoe!
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Bitch got low standards.
But does that include the bedroom?
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we need more really hot chicks w/ low standards, damn it!!
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Good on him, she is sweet, and he is funny as shit.
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She's kinda pale, I dunno...
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she needs to brush her teeth...
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Not bad, a little buldgie on the hips, and nice rear at least from the side view...anyway that dude looks like a troll...she's too good looking for that dazed looking dude...
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Olga Kurylenko > this fugly chick
(olga kurylenko being the real new bond girl)
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I like that dress.
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"little buldgie on the hips" and probably soft velvety.
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I´m not really satisfied, but I still kinda like her, not that bad.
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i LOVE british women, they are dirty talkers, dirty jokers, and actually enjoy food. i love it, their healthly bodied and dirty minded (a wiley and elusive combination) and as was said in the post, they usually (the good ones at least) ooze sex appeal, an aspect that i like to call "the vicars' daughters sydrome, they had such a prudish and lets call it "enlightened" upbringing that they tend to blossom in to these incrediby sexy and beautiful women. i repeat because it is necessary, I LOVE BRITISH WOMEN. the only way she could get any better is if she was irish.(the exact same as the british women except she's more carnal and visceral oh and she can drink you under the table.)
p.s. - as for lokimans' and onecomments' remarks as to the paleness of her skin and the state of her teeth, ummm...she's british, i think she gets a pass on that.
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Um he's kind of cute
and funny as fuck as Gareth
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If she's spewing sex appeal, I'm not seeing it. She looks completely average.
You guys need to post pictures of Olga Kurylenko, who is apparently the other Bond girl. Now THAT is a hot woman.
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HAHA he looks like a cross between DJ Quals and David Spade
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I thought DJ too at first.....But it's the guy who keeps losing his "Wooden eye" in the Pirates of the Caribean movies.
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He's really funny in Pirates of the Caribbean and in The Office UK(actually the only version I've watched so far).
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He's not "boning" her!! He's married with two kids and many tortoises. I watched an interview with him on Friday.
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that dress wasnt the best choice for body type
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Agree with manson: Olga is smokin' hot!
(a nice collection of pics)
http://forum.skins.be/50-hq-unknown-pictures/7121-olga-kurylenko/
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She is very cute. Cool that she is actually dating someone with talent though.
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She looks pretty average to me.
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that's one ugly bond girl:(
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haaha hey yeah it the guy from the office:))))) luve..
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she's cute i like her
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this is a bond girl? no freaking way...almost below average face with nasty teeth...and how come nobody brought up that ridiculously obvious wig?
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not my type..........
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The make-up department on the next Bond film have a hell of a fight on their hands.
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Yea whats up with that wig. it looks like a grizzly crawled up on her head and died. thing looks like it weighs a ton
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