More Post-Pregnancy Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures From Cabo! Ow!

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After checking out the last few sets of Jessica Alba bikini pics coming out of Cabo San Lucas, I beginning to think that J.Alba's entire pregnancy was a big hoax. It's simply not possible to for a woman to look this hot just 4 months following a pregnancy.

Either it was a big joke or Jessica had a team of top plastic surgeons from around the globe on hand to help patch things up right after she gave birth. It's almost frightening to think that this lady might be hotter now than she was before she got knocked up w/ Honor-Marie.

Anywho, if you missed our previous posts, check them here & here. And, to compare w/ old Jessica Alba bikini pics, hit this & this.

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42 Scandalous Comments

Jessica Alba with some extra meat...OW!

Razer Rick
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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Seriously, why can't my mom have an ass like that?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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Isnt ur mom's ass close enuf, may be it needs some nice banging

Monday, October 20th, 2008 @ 10:15am
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wow you rly cant tell she had a baby :O shes a milf now cooool

sandra
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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pose nude already!damn her tits got huge, def a milf, damn you cash warren!

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:22pm
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body is incredible,but the face i never thought was sexy,looks very emotionless, too bad

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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hottest MILF in the world.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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I think she DEFINITELY looks better post-baby.

Jess
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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Razer Rick's got it right. Jessica Alba now has bigger tits and a fatter ass. Are you fucking kidding me? That's too much hotness for one person!

My Cock Is Throbbing
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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i think my dick just moved. OW

jamieson
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:58pm
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chick that gets better after having kids
good job warren

AlexAfonso
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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I call bullshit.... we need some high res photos.

Peccavi
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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Of course it may just be that I happen to think this bitch is stuck up and over rated.

Peccavi
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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i agree, but she does look really hot with some extra weight. She needs to stay this way

Bellezza Italiana
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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Wow, she looks so happy and healthy!

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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dare I say..hottest milf ever!

I have always said that body type predicts postpregnancy hotness or trainwreck...look at her stomach!!!! (and ass, and boobs and legs...)

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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superb, just amazing how those boobs filled out so nicely.

dorkus2
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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Is this possible? Did Jessica Alba become even hotter after having a baby??

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:35pm
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yea, I think her boobs filled out nicely as well. She's definitely a hot milf though I'm not a big fan of her stubby legs.

pstroyer
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:46pm
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I feel tingly in the pants region.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 11:15pm
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wtf, how did this happen?

Ali
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 12:46am
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I think there“s a squad of plastic surgeons behind this new body, yes, it is practically imposible to that good, but then again,she kinda get paid to look good, she has to look like this at all costs.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 2:23am
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i think shes just naturally slim,plus she loves to exercise...
she keeps me motivated to train

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 3:36am
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how the fuck does B.M.B.C translate into "bastardly post-pregnancy bod cam"

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 5:46am
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my wife has her exact body type..exactly and it's her long waist that preserved her stomach and she naturally has big tits and ass when at a healthy body weight. She probably has stretchy skin as well. My wife gained 65lbs and doesn't excercise, eats junk food and looks just like Alba. I'm a lucky man.

Yes, she's athletic by nature...that's another important factor. GUYS, you have to find a woman that ENJOYS being active and played a few sports in highschool!!!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 7:51am
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wow does she look good

Jaron
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 7:59am
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Hey brent,

Bastardly Lady of the Day ?? Huh, huh? (Submit pictures.)

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 8:45am
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she would kill me...lol

BTW, Alba has very nice legs...wtf??

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 9:18am
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OMG her body looks 10 times better than before

vanos28
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 10:36am
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sorry but this woman didn't have a baby.......pic # 2 says it all..........fake pregnacy hire belly, very common now a days with this plastic so called stars......

elpepe
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 10:40am
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what?? I had a baby and my belly looks exactly like Alba's...what are you talking about? It has to do with Elastin and how much room you have between your ribs and your hips.

Short waisted women fare horribly with pregnancy...we will NEVER see Salma Hayek's stomach or tummy tuck scar again.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 11:27am
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not that i don't trust you but i'm gonna need proof on that..........hehehehe

elpepe
Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 1:09pm
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Look better biger tits super bod it seems that warren fuck her mostly

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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How do you spell TUMMY TUCK

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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I don't know about all the naturally athletic comments. Prior to "Dark Angel" they made her lose a lot of weight. She was never obese or anything but she was a bit chubby. She even said she developed an eating disorder and got obsessed with exercise because the executives were telling her to lose weight. So she's as "naturally athletic" as anorexic girls are. Nonetheless, she looks great.

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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THATS MY GIRL!!! It has to be said that she is looking great post preggers.
Her shape does seem more athletic atm but then thats probably because shes working out HARD all the time and her slightly broad shoulders highlight this. She is naturally soft though and carries her weight on her thighs, face and ass, which means that she generally looks sexy with a little extra weight. But yah, Hollywood told her she was chubby and needed to slim down.
She has a long torso with narrow-ish hips and shorter legs, which is good as she'll never get love-handles, but means that she has to work on her legs alot.
I think her torso does look a little square in some of these, but shes still in amazing shape and as always her face is adorable.

Sierra
Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 5:26pm
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Omg hottest milf ever

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 @ 5:29am
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pity about the face!

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 @ 8:24pm
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this is like j. alba back in the never been kissed days, before she got super skinny.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:56am
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Thursday, December 25th, 2008 @ 4:27pm
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saggy, smelly and loose, it's over for Jessica now.

supposedly got the herpes from derek jeter.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:32am
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hey everyone! glad you like my pics! now, im gonnna have to ask you to pay me for those pics, because i couldnt care less abotu the paprazzi unless im promoting a movie. sorry im smiling in the pics, but i knew there were phtogos nearby. now, i have to pop the pustules on my black, loose, meat-curtian-ed, cheesy-smelling vajayjay. i LOVE how yo AL love me, and stevo, you are just jeaosu yoru not me! ME!!!
ME ME ME ME!!! the sexiest, hottest, most MODEST girl in the world! next week ill be getting some work done, like more lipo, and of course, my herpes and gonnoreah treatments.
fuck u ALL because yur NOT me! ME! ME! ME! no one is as great, special, wonderful and hot as ME! and, for the coup de resistance, my talent rivals genn close, audrey hepburn, and, of COURSE,that no talent kiera knightly!!!! they ALLL WISH they were ME!!! ME! ME! ME! thats right, its ALL about ME!!! i cant wait until Honor gets to be a year old so i can start her on a 3-calorie-A-DAY regimen. i DONT want her looking like my mom when she grows up, seeing that my family is mexican-- but im not! im NOT latina, i dont know WHY my family is mexican, just like i dont knoe WHY a byunch of stupid troops {i hate the war, and i hate the troops even MORE!!!!!!!!!) got mad at me ---some even looked HURT/crestfallen and fuck them!!!! i have better things to do than to support anything!!! except mySELF that is... ME!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!
GOD i love myself!
Love,
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

Friday, June 19th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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