Monica Bellucci Brings The Afternoon Links!


- Megan Fox Calls Off Engagement? [HollywoodTuna]
- Dark Knight: First Five Minutes [CO-ED Magazine]
- Denise Richards and Her Tight Pants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Having Problems [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Alicia Moore (aka Pink) bikini pics! [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's Kicks [Daily Drop]

- The Curse Of The Hot MTV VJ [Complex]
- Hot Pregnant Dude Gave Birth!!!!!!! [Dlisted]
- Spencer Pratt apologizes to Mary-Kate Olsen [Cele|bitchy]
- Cynthia Rodriguez Chooses Lenny Kravitz Over A-Rod [Bumpshack]
- Christina Ricci covers her Middle Boob? [DerekHail]

- Roken is voor losers! [Flabber]
- Jennifer Aniston is jealous [The Blemish]
- Polygamist Sect Launches Clothing Line [Gone Hollywood]
- Matt Damon Gets Fat for a Movie [Celeb Parasite]
- Video Shows Woman Ignored While Dying [The Bastardly Society]

- Hottie Of The Day: Holly Valance [Unibrow]
- Kristin Cavallari Hot Tit Tank Top [The Grumpiest]
- Anna Faris Was A Late Boob Bloomer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course...

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Gaaaaaaaahd damn. I love this women.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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Whoops, that would be "woman"!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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Christ!!!! Monica Bellucci is PERFECTION!!

worship!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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Oh yes! That's who I forgot to put on my list of hot women. Monica Belluci! Hot International Woman

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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it's ridiculous how amazing she is

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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aaaaaaaahh

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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In her prime, one of the most beautiful women of all time.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:43pm
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I can see why Bill got sidetracked from Hillary.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Are you seriously comparing Monica Bellucci to Monica Lewinsky?

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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2 words: unbeatable sexy

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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IV SEEN HER IN SOME MOVIE, SHE HAS A HUGH BUSH ,MAN, YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP ON THOSE CURLS

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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FIYAH!!! too bad we dont see much of her in the states. BOO!!!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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the first link says megan fox isn't marrying BAG. i'm so sorry BAG. i didn't do it on purpose, i can't help it, and there's nothing i can do about.

*looking in the mirror* Damn you Sir Percy! Damn you and your dashing good looks and undeniable charm!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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Truly is a fine wine, she just seems to have gotten better with age.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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Sorry Percy, but she's w / me this weekend. Don't fret

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 6:44pm
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If only she grew up in the US we could have been gapping over her hotness for years....

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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Not only does SHE look great here, but I have to applaud the photographer and designer of this shoot!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 6:53pm
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I LOVE Monica Belluci, such a gorgeous woman!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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She is the epitome of Super Milf. Absolutely gorgeous!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 7:54pm
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She's fucking AMAZING!..

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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Yes, she is as beautiful as a woman can be.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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Easily the hottest woman in history.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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*drool*.... Monica... ahhhh! Turn the hot water on!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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she's absolutely stunning, the only problem is she kind of looks like my mom haha (who is also stunning)

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 8:35pm
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sooooo beautiful!!!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 9:23pm
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She is so perfect.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 10:38pm
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She's great, but the photog here was obviously gay.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 10:46pm
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Can't disagree with the worship going on here, she's perfect.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 12:01am
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Yep. Top 5 material.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 1:20am
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She is sexy with big boobs. I saw many sexy girls like her at free interracial dating site ' mixedcupid.com' which is the great place for 18+ singles from each race. Really hot

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 2:01am
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i'll just keep it simple and say "i'd hit that!"

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 2:14am
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her face is really perfect....

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 3:05am
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Owwwwwww !! I Jus love dis WOMAN !!

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 3:13am
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One second with Monica would lead to about 5 hours of bad scenes for normal people.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:17am
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Monica is a classical beauty, she's amazing.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 5:27am
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Breath taking.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 1:44pm
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Overrated. looks good for her age but thats it. even in her prime she was nothing special the way ppl make her out to be.
Nothing stands out abt her. She also reminds me of Preity zinta ans Kiera Knightly. I think it's the flatish face.

Friday, July 4th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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Let's find snowflake some killer bud for the obvious glaucoma s/he suffering! Monica Belluci is gorgeous AND talented, two things severely lacking in America's celeb pool.

Monday, July 7th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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Science must Clone this woman!
Not only is she a ... how can I say it and not be pathetically unoriginal .
This woman is so freaking perfect in so many ways

but the real icing one her cake is that she's smart too!

I swear, someone has to grab some of her DNA and preserve it for the future!

Monday, July 7th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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