Mischa Barton Hides Her Cellulite Ass & Gets New Shades!
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped in NYC.If you want to yack on command, all you gotta do is strip Mischa Barton naked, put her in a nice pair of bikini bottoms (large in size) and proceed to yack. If you followed the directions properly, you should have an image that looks something like this...
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get ready to hear the cries of sack of cellulite Alex.
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Man alive,I like a nice fat ass,but yamma mamma that's fright night.
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I'm prepared d55
Her ass probably feels like cool whip undeneath some skin
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HER SHADED LOOK FUNNY LIKE SHES AQUAWOMEN OR SOMETHING HER LEGS GOOTA BE PHOTOSHOPPED NOW WAY THERE LIKE THAT IN SUCH LITTLE TIME THEY LOOK LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE ON A HOT DAY
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A sack full of wet mice,a bag of clams.
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Oooh, I like her shoes....
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what the fuck? did she raid the fucking Wardrobe set of Charlie And The CHoclate factory for those glasses?!?!?!
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3,
no; you have it wrong! she is so beautiful and has a beautiful body that you wish you'd never see her in person! cuz you know, she'd make you feel like nothing and all LOL
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LOL
she's hot
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hahahhahaha d55
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hahaha stripes on her thighs...
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I think she just does this stuff for attention. Wow.
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@7 i was thinking the same thing.
Also she must lose a lot of bets or something because even the look on her face in these pics is like she is thinkin how much she is gonna be made fun of.
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I think that she´s still HOT!!!!
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Those glasses have to go. She has a really pretty face. I feel bad for her, those bikini pictures are terrible.
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Looks like she's headed to work at Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
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PS....Guess what's on the menu for lunch at the store.....You guessed it.
Cottage cheese!
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Somewhere, Elton John is pissed he can't find his shades...
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how can someome so thin, have so much cellulite
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Cottage Cheese is good for you....lots of proteins...
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even if the photos are photoshoped the joke is on her
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she should stop pretending that she's still thin. those clothes don't look as flattering anymore.
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moe... if there was ever a time to re bring out the yeloow pen+holy god thing this has to be *it*
i defined holy god in the bastardly dictionary when bastards define...! as
e.g.(this pic of tara reid i snagged from the front page/whenever)
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3627/holyghb6.jpg
moe... i think there's new holy god in town... ;)
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for the full effect...
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These pics are disgusting. I'm gonna stop defending her after this...
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omega
how can someome so thin, have so much cellulite
It has NOTHING to do with weight. Clearly, this should prove it to you.
Looking at that picture - it made me smile.
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