Miranda Kerr @ Victoria's Secret New NYC Store Opening Party
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped at the celebration for the new Victoria's Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in Manhattan.Even though engagement rumors were smashed earlier this weekend (thank the Lord), bastardly friends say that Miranda Kerr still plans to tie the knot next summer w/ lucky whorebagbastardsonofabitch Orlando Bloom. Damn him to hell.
If you're not gonna watch the 2008 VS Fashion Show that airs tonight on CBS, make sure you check out Miranda's runway pics! While in Miami for the big show, Miranda was also spotted on the beach w/ Kim Kardashian! Here's the Bastardly Bikini Matchup!
i said god-dam....
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Hot bod! But 2nd pic she needs some eye drops!
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Maybe she was crying because she broke up with Orlando Bloom? Cross your fingers! :D
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That or she did coke off the tip of my wee-wee.
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Yeah I noticed the eyes too. Weird. The whites are brownish and dull.
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Ugly anorexic hammerhead shark.
RhondaReply to this Comment
This is a BAD girl right here.
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She looks good here.
Anon1Reply to this Comment
AAAHHHH, just what I needed, Candi to satisfy my craving for sweets.
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Obviously my computer jacked me up as this comment was meant for the Candice post.
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Obviously my computer jacked me up, as this comment was meant for the Candice post.
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For some reason I have grown bored of her.
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Cute... but not the most sexy of women, is she? legs are all shapeless and skinny. still pretty though...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Time has been nothing but kind to Miranda. I like her more and more, the more I see. Adriana... less and less.
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
UGLY HO. FUGLY SKANK. SHE'S A PHONEY.
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the eyes are probabaly jaundice. She needs to get her liver checked out. I must say this girl does charm me.
SierraReply to this Comment
TOOOOOOO skinny for my taste.
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not her best pics
d_jologsReply to this Comment
Ahh sweet Miranda.
Curse you Bloom.
PeeteeReply to this Comment
too boney, has no womanly features or curves at all.
junglegirlReply to this Comment
ring the alarm, jeeez
jamiesonReply to this Comment
she looks really great here
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On the third photo- strange eyes (crying?), but the armpit is so ugly that made me sick- only empty skin, terrible....
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