Miranda Kerr Brings The Afternoon Links!


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- Porno Filmed in Japanese McDonald’s [CO-ED Magazine]
- Pheobe Price Bikini Pictures [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
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- Barney and Robin finally had sex on How I Met Your Mother! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Are Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon engaged? [Cele|bitchy]
- Rihanna does the bikini thing [The Blemish]

- Reese Witherspoon today going green! [CityRag]
- Miranda Kerr shows off her backside [DerekHail]
- Paris Hilton is screwed [Tasteful Celebs]
- Amy Wino has a New Dude [Celeb Warship]

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Grand Theft Auto 4 comes out tonight @ 12AM, so tomorrow might be a slow day. Here's some geeky analysis:



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Great. It's a miranda obsession now.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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a miranda obsession is completely acceptable. better that that rat-faced bai ling. at least this one is hot

WokkaWokka
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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Wow, is today officially Miranda day on the bastardly? Great!
Every fucking day should be Miranda day on the bastardly. :)
(Except for Candice days, of course.)

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Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Her doggy is so cute. His name is Frankie, which I think is really funny.

Hallery
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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Cute bitch....n miranda it's not that bad!

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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awwww, cute puppy. and the doggie is not bad looking either...

Mundo
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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the little dog ruined it

the kitten
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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only got a nice bod; her face just isn't in the same league as alessandra's or adriana's

gman128
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 6:53pm
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Cute dog and the legs give me a shiver.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:11pm
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cute, but thats it. not sexy at all...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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kinda cute in a 10 year old girl sort of way...ZERO T and ZERO A, Stacy Dash baby...you have to have a BOOTAY to be hot.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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Grand Theft Auto 4 comes out tonight @ 12AM, so tomorrow might be a slow day.

hmm actually i'm more interested in this. ;)

Glimmer
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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look, at the way the dog is is holding miranda's hand.i guess it's in love. just kidding....

Glimmer
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:45pm
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Hey, Glim! Wanna fight?? Just for the fun of it...

Pamela Susan Courson
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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let me know when's a good time for you...and we can schedule something. ;)

Glimmer
Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:11pm
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i remember when my body somewhat resembled miranda's. i'm 5ft9 and me and my boyfriend were having huge screaming matches everyday therefore i stopped eating and in two weeks i went from size 4 to size 2. my waist was scooped out but my ribs started to poke out of my back and thats when people started telling me i was too thin

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 12:06am
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that is one lucky dog

d_jologs
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 1:50am
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If Miranda and Orlando would ever get around to making babies, those kids would prolly grow up to be the hottest ever.

Elvira Amritha
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 11:04am
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cute dog... cute and beautiful women...

Blickerfield93277
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 8:13pm
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