Miranda Kerr Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, April 28th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Keeley Hazell Voyeur Music Video [HollywoodTuna]
- Porno Filmed in Japanese McDonald’s [CO-ED Magazine]
- Pheobe Price Bikini Pictures [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- James Blunt Needs Emergency Finger Operation [I'm Not Obsessed]
- John Mayer is banging Jennifer Aniston [Celebslam]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol. 11 featuring Elsa Pataky (NSFW!!!) [The Bastardly Society]
- Babywerpen in India is goed voor het kind [Flabber]
- Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Made A Baby [Dlisted]
- Barney and Robin finally had sex on How I Met Your Mother! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Are Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon engaged? [Cele|bitchy]
- Rihanna does the bikini thing [The Blemish]
- Reese Witherspoon today going green! [CityRag]
- Miranda Kerr shows off her backside [DerekHail]
- Paris Hilton is screwed [Tasteful Celebs]
- Amy Wino has a New Dude [Celeb Warship]
- Hottest Boob Massage Videos [Uber]
- Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens 10 Year Affair [Fatback Media]
- Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Hilary Duff Gets Down And Dirty [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Grand Theft Auto 4 comes out tonight @ 12AM, so tomorrow might be a slow day. Here's some geeky analysis:
And of course...

























Great. It's a miranda obsession now.
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a miranda obsession is completely acceptable. better that that rat-faced bai ling. at least this one is hot
WokkaWokkaReply to this Comment
Wow, is today officially Miranda day on the bastardly? Great!
One comment to end them allEvery fucking day should be Miranda day on the bastardly. :)
(Except for Candice days, of course.)
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Her doggy is so cute. His name is Frankie, which I think is really funny.
HalleryReply to this Comment
Cute bitch....n miranda it's not that bad!
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soo cute
Kenny LingisReply to this Comment
awwww, cute puppy. and the doggie is not bad looking either...
MundoReply to this Comment
the little dog ruined it
the kittenReply to this Comment
only got a nice bod; her face just isn't in the same league as alessandra's or adriana's
gman128Reply to this Comment
Cute dog and the legs give me a shiver.
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cute, but thats it. not sexy at all...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
kinda cute in a 10 year old girl sort of way...ZERO T and ZERO A, Stacy Dash baby...you have to have a BOOTAY to be hot.
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Grand Theft Auto 4 comes out tonight @ 12AM, so tomorrow might be a slow day.
hmm actually i'm more interested in this. ;)

GlimmerReply to this Comment
look, at the way the dog is is holding miranda's hand.i guess it's in love. just kidding....
GlimmerReply to this Comment
Hey, Glim! Wanna fight?? Just for the fun of it...
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
let me know when's a good time for you...and we can schedule something. ;)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
i remember when my body somewhat resembled miranda's. i'm 5ft9 and me and my boyfriend were having huge screaming matches everyday therefore i stopped eating and in two weeks i went from size 4 to size 2. my waist was scooped out but my ribs started to poke out of my back and thats when people started telling me i was too thin
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that is one lucky dog
d_jologsReply to this Comment
If Miranda and Orlando would ever get around to making babies, those kids would prolly grow up to be the hottest ever.
Elvira AmrithaReply to this Comment
cute dog... cute and beautiful women...
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