MILF Rating: Keri Russell's Son Looks A Little Confused

Her lil' son's name is River. Yes...River.

And the Wiki says...
Keri Lynn Russell (born March 23, 1976) is a Golden Globe-winning American actress and dancer. After appearing in a number of made-for-television films and series during the mid-1990s, she came to fame for portraying the title role of Felicity Porter on the series Felicity, which ran from 1998 to 2002. Russell has since appeared in several films, including We Were Soldiers, The Upside of Anger, Mission: Impossible III, Waitress, and August Rush. [Wiki]

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You can totally see the little guy is thinking "WTF!?"

What a strange world to grow up in when your mom can't cross the street without having her picture taken.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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or maybe he's thinking my name's river, how fucked up must my parents be

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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Keri is special. No usual Hollywood trailer trash.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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She was never that hot to begin with. She pretty much looks the same though...

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 4:01pm
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looks the same....right!!! everytime I see a pic of her, I think of the movie LUCAS. Sounds CRAZY...oh well!!!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 4:03pm
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She looks like hell!!!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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"Mommy, why do the photographers think you're relevant?"

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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oh that is the cutest thing ever!she needs to raise him and then send him to me when he`s 18 ...i mean blonde with blue eyes come on that`s my biggest turn on :) i hope that didn`t sound too Pedophilic ,anyway she is hot i remember her in the Bon Jovi video "always" she was a hot cheating bitch

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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hahahaha that baby is so cute!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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I've always liked Keri, not hot but adorable, very pretty, one of my fave

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:54pm
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poor little guys probably confused cause he found out his name is river...

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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He's too cute! She looks so much better with long hair.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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That's what I would imagine Jack Black's son looking like. He's adorable. All kids are at that age.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 12:51am
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She looks about as hot as her career

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 4:09am
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