Miley Cyrus Signs Autographs @ Disney World!
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Miley Cyrus to skip scheduled Disney red carpet event
Cyrus will not be attending Friday's red carpet event at the resort as planned, Walt Disney World spokesman Gary Buchanan said Thursday. It would have been her first public event since Vanity Fair published photos this week that have thrown her status as a role model for young girls into question.
For weeks she'd been scheduled to appear at the media party, along with dozens of other Disney Channel stars in town to film the "Disney Channel Games," a charity competition. Buchanan did not elaborate on why Cyrus is no longer expected. Associated Press
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leave the kid alone... you'd think she raped and killed an infant or something. Who gives a shit about some stupid pictures with a geeky kid and Liebowitz's portraits.
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Picture 4...Is it sick of me to think 3 way....Ok...I already know the answer to that....
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Can't agree more.. the kid has posed for a couple of pics and now the whole world figures she's a skank.
Wonder how long before Disney axes Hannah Montana for some other underage teenage jailbait?
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after all her self posted slutty internet pics and then vanity fair,
I am convinced she is the future Shitney Spears
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Pic 2 -- My vote for Bastardly Lesbian MatchUp of the Week! Respect!
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LOL, im a great fan of miley cyrus! as tony stewart and kasey khane nascar fan... shes actually cute to me...
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This girl doesn't deserve half as much attention as she is getting now I swear the last few sets of pics of her and the Vanity Fair photoshoot is just a bunch of publicity BULLSHIT!
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Pic one is the best laugh this week! Love it.
Who the hell is Monkey Circus????
Looking FUGLY as usual.
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I love disney
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The kid's caption on the first page is f*ckin hilarious. Yeah, I think way too big a deal is being made over these photos.
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those sure are some FUCKIN' UGLY-ASS SHOES.........on both of them!!!!!!
minnie/miley
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How the hell can those people in the costumes breathe?
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She looks good here. when she's not trying so hard. No caked on makeup, too short skirts. she looks best natural.
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hah! i been to california!! beautiful fucking place there!!!
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It wouldn't surprise me if she's doing all of this just to get Disney to fire her. They might have pissed her off and this would be the only way out of her contract.
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@ #15, the san diego county police still investigating the suspicious activity is outgoing on her...
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more miley!
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@ #12 - probably a breathing mask?
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@ #12 - probably a breathing mask?
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